I have made up my mind Sup Forums, I want to become a hitman/assassin

I have made up my mind Sup Forums, I want to become a hitman/assassin.
How would you go about it ?

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>I have had combat training.
>I live in a country, where you couldn't get a weapon easily. But I could.
>Family member is a police officer.
>No social life.
>Wouldn't mind going to prison.

just go on the deep web and put an ad up dude

Bought some stuff on silk road back in 2012. Isn't the "deep web" risky nowadays ?

Also, shouldn't I start locally ?

Join the military

Stop being 14.

Thanks for the tip my [Deleted] friend but this isn't the usa and >lying on the internet isn't a crime here :^)

Being ex-military would put me in the spotlight

Consider it done my amigo

kill yourself to practice and make sure you're good at it first.

SHIT GET DOWN THERE'S A SNIPER ON THE RO

Hmmm just kill people

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Actually tried it by getting in fights with thugs, and some other shady dudes but I'm still here, must be because the good diet.

This is like the first competent idea ITT

Well first step is that you should probably go outs -

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>Being ex-military would put me in the spotlight

So don't join the real militarymen of Bangladesh tv show.

Like where ?
Do you want me to go to parties and such ?

>target's killed
>police are looking for the killer
>"seems like a pro job"
>"let's look up the ex-military guys that could have been around"
>5-10 people
>one of them is me
There are over 50 times more civilian in my country than army personnel, and it would be a lot harder to find a civilian than someone who's already in their system.

go to the local bar and ask around to see if there is "work" needed.

Collecting payment
Extortion/Racketeering
Delivering goods
Providing muscle for events

Basically anything that can get you in good with your local Don Juan. Its unlikely that you would get a hit job even in your first few years as a hired thug because thats left to the most trusted enforcers within a gang. Once you've built up enough rep and proven that you are competent and willing to commit federal offenses on a whim. THEN, MAYBE (still unlikely) you could start taking on hit jobs.

t.los zetas member living in the US

>go to syria
>fight against Snackbarians as sniper
>come home (maybe)
>get questioned by fbi
>get released
>???
>profit

Easy, tell people you're a good cleaner, hand out cards and shit.

Or I guess kill a notorious criminal in the surroundings, slowly reveal it was you and you're willing to do it again. Whether it works or not, your first kill is the most important.

go to schools,parks, pools...and look for predators , remember is a zoo out there

Go watch Dark Knight, do exactly what Bruce Wayne did, but instead turning to batman become assasin

>choose a gang to join
>kill someone from their rival gang
>bring proof to one of the lower generals/shot callers of the gang you decided to join
>eventually get asked to kill again
>do it
>get promoted
>repeat until you get killed or go to jail

This is the comment I was waiting for. Thanks my dude.

Isn't there any, like independent way to do it ?
I wouldn't like to be known by a whole organized crime group because any time some top boss is in trouble with the boydem, my name would get mentioned.

This is a good advice as well. Thanks.

Oh, so, I just need a multi-billion dollar company and some high-tech gear to start with ?

Same as

It's like any other job. You need a resume.
Before you can get any reasonable chance of work independently, you're going to have to work for someone else for a bit first.

Get some entry level work for some group, build your work level up from some street level stuff like protection and escort. Develop your reputation for being able to handle rougher "work" until you are essentially a killer for them. From there, you can branch out and start using your networking to set up independent gigs.

No, you leave everything behind, give your jacket to some bump, steal some apple, smuggle some shit, get recruit by some secret organization, learn their skill, kill their leader, get back to your town, becone assasin

why bother, you'll like get yourself killed more than anything

not to mention the fact that life's shitty enough, let them suffer this hell a little longer ay

Join the French foreign legion. If you're serious about this you will need at training in SOF tactics and experience using them. Joining the FFL achieves both of those objectives (assuming you survive). Also when you're term of service is over you get a new identity and will be fluent in French, which isn't a bad start for an assasin. However you may want to consider being a mercenary instead at that point. Your clients will be a bit more trust worthy and you'll work in a team of experienced people who will benefit financially from keeping you alive and well. If you're hell bent on being some kind of solo assasin badass, I'm pretty sure that's still a thing in Karachi, Pakistan. Although you're a foreigner so you would stand out there and probably be mistaken for a spook. Also you're clients would be a lot less concerned with your well being.

>tl;dr
Fuck being an assasin. Join the FFL and be a mercenary/ private contractor.

I do actually see (and literally drink my coffee right next table to) some dons every day, because I live in my country's Hollywood-ish area.
Would it work if I got into a conversation with one and directly told him that I want to do some jobs for them ?

This is a good idea too, I was told to do this like two weeks earlier. I'll look up their website tomorrow.

go join SWAT team in france
>kill mudslimes
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Nah mate arabs are alright,
You would be more concerned about the gypsies that are living here.
I would actually trade 1 gypsie for 10 "mudslimes"

What sort of people do you plan to kill? What sort of people would you not kill?

I would kill basically anyone but no children

>get you in good with the local Don Juan
>good with the Don Juan
>Don Juan

Shit. My sides.

Why not children? Have a soft spot user?

No, it just feels unfair to take their chance to have a life.

>Your first step is right out your front door.

So what qualifies as a "child" to you?

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This is kind of a weird question tho, because I have seen 14 year old go mugging people on monday nights with shanks and 22s.
But anyone is a children in my eyes who couldn't really protect attack anyone or do anything on his own, and is under the age of 12 or so.

So you'd be willing to kill a, say 13 year old boy who is a problem child? Does drugs or hangs with bad dudes?

There wouldn't be a case like to that, to start with, I bet. But probably if someone/some gang want's you killed when you are the age of 13, it's your best option to die.

Short answer: yes.

And if it's a girl?

Gender doesn't matter to me


Btw It was nice talking to you guys and thanks for the advices.

OP is out.