Rekt thread time

rekt thread time.

Why does God allow this to happen?

Because it's punishment for committing sin.
Live by the words of God and you shall be blessed!

PRAISE THA LAWDA

J E S U S T A K E T H E T H R E A D

This one seems to bother a bit more than the other ones, geez

JESUS TOOK MY WHEEL

Hayzues

Good job, God! Only a perfectly good, all-powerful being would allow this to happen precisely because He could prevent it!

>God punishes unborn children for things they didn't do.
Original sin is totes mcgotes fair fam.

C H R I S T I S M Y S A V I O R

no brains post pics faggots

Quit badmouthing the GOAT J E S U S

Praise Allah! Allah Akbar! الله أكبر

Posting some shit like that in an obvious /JESUSTHREAD

Poor monster somebody kills him

The Nigger is not the work of god but the one of the Beast. Why should it receive the Lord's blessing?

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Who's that faggot

B E G O N E H A R L O T

Jeebs

The T H R E A D D E R A I L E R

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Black people are black because of the sin of Cain. He committed the world's first murder and God marked him with black skin. So all black people are descendents of Cain.

Jesus was a zionist that tricked romans into communism

I personally cant WAIT to meet my father of fathers. Haha well I guess I can wait a little while lolol

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False Glenn Beck explains Jesus was a conservative capitalist. You should listen to his radio program.

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Mmh I'd love to stuff that mouth with my sausage

And everyone should listen to
G O D S W O R D

Crossbreed of goat and sandnigger shitskin

Which one is Judis?

You are.

J E S U S B E F O R E S A N D N I G G E R S

God is good

Got to love it when a thread derails so bad that there is no recovering it.

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Jesus loves E V E R Y T H I N G

Help this poor man Jesus lord.

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Hitler loved you. Do you love him back?

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Y I K E S

A life of brain bleaach couldn't clean this

I'm corrupted

>tfw smokd too much w33d
>being this high

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Even the A1A in Florida? I hate that shit.

Yes

God help me for asking myself if this was real

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The top one should be the jesus from the big lebowski

>tfw the cops show up and you tryna smash

The Nazis were God loving people. It's nice that they get appreciation from time to time.

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Sempre fedele

Jesus loves all his children
Except niggers
S I E G H E I L F O R T H E L O R D

>tfw nobody counters with any rekt

He didn't take a 12 gauge to the mouth silly he just looks like that :)

Seems like the rekt fags gave up. This is now a Nazi and Jesus /thread

I name this victory in the name of J E S U S
And this day marks the building of my folder
A folder that will one day derail all andyfucks
J E S U S T A K E T H E T H R E A D

A N D Y S N E X T

I guess there could be a little bit of rekt. In the name of Jesus of course.

kind of sad if in the wold that guy or girl would be dead but thanks to modern meidicine that person has to live and feel pain

also that could be caused by agent orange

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Kek rekt more like D I V I N E W R A T H on that autist

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Kek. Into the gas chamber with it

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kid's completely lost it's mind

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>why did you vote trump? Why!!?
>oh wait, you gots no brians moran

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H I T L E R S P R E A D T H E W O R D

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Last one anons. Seig Heil.

Well... if you believe in Jeebus and reincarnation it sort of makes sense... except those two things don't really go together.

Hitler and Jesus?
A L P H A
A N D
O M E G A

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Jesus Hitler
Adolf Christ
Is this the second coming
Or the fourth Reich?
His mother a nun raped by Nazi
Near the end of the second great war
Gave birth to the son who will change the future
For better or worse he's not sure
I am what should never have been
The ultimate abomination
Have I returned to save the Jews
Or to destroy them?
Hear thee my fellow Nazolics
Keep der race pure practice eugenics
And swear to the holy swazafix
I have returned
Reich and roll!
Hess to my left and Hitler on right
Will it be war or peace
Tantalization on his throne of blood
Commands both man and beast
A pair of souls trapped in the body of one
Both prisoners of reincarnation
Torn between good and evil
I have returned for salvage elimination

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I get chills thinking of him

Circumcision accident?

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Nope just G O D S W I L L

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