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i'd pretty sure the 1st overall will be better than RNH/Yakupov/MacKinnon

>oilers nation
>posting shit content from a shit blog

D R O P P E D

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predators are gonna push in the boilers shit in

I was referring to the guy who said he'd take a low 2nd round pick for Hutton.

>Reminder: Canucks have 0 (ZERO) players with 20 goals this season

No thanks.

I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.

??????????

if your team falls for the hutton meme you deserve to draft a bust finnish player 4th overall

""no""

>one reply
>worshiping a spic

good post

Is Stecher actually good? He was pretty good for the first 20 games or so when he keeps getting 4-5+ shots a night.

Now whenever I watch him he can't make a fucking outlet pass and he always coughs the puck up unprovoked and being a general retard on the ice.

He's also a manlet.

post butt

Are the oilers ready to bite the dust

you are always so lazy when it comes shoping their faces

You contribute absolutely nothing though so you can eat a fat dick, my ms paint is too avant garde for you

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But they're so smart

>hurrr he didn't want to be drafted by Edmonton xD

He's just slightly autistic you retards.

damn that dogs got style

I want to go to the locker room and just say "STOP BEING SO FUCKING TERRIBLE"

>Canucks players: What is this chink bitch doing in here? I thought we got rid of the chinks when we turned to shit

>Not being on team tank
Just a reminder people like you (Jimbo/Aquilini) are the reason we don't have Matthews right now

How many 1st overalls do you think we'd need?

Lucic is a fucking mongoloid

no, the existence of the hockey gods are the reason you don't have him

literally nobody on the canucks is good

The Canucks are effectively the most overachieving team in the NHL. They're one of the lowest event teams and are one of the best teams in 1 goal games while getting out shot attempted in massive amounts.

In my expert opinion, more

He literally has a spine condition that makes him a hunchback

You keep on telling that to yourself

>Lucic had his 1LW spot taken by Patrick "Literally who" maroon

gives it a nice touch imo

So a lot

>losing to colorado

Eichel is a bust

We'd probably draft wrong anyways.

>Virts instead of Ehlers/Nylander
>Juolevi instead of literally anyone else

>Not Virtanen over literally anybody else
If you check literally every other 1st round pick in the NHL, besides Connor Bleackley, he's the worst player from that round. He has 11 points in 43 AHL games for god's sake

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

Not a Cantpucks fan - in fact I think they should be relocated - but Horvat and Tanev are decent.

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Tryamkin has been pretty solid, all things considered.

Horvat is a third liner on a good team

Who can stop this man? He is starting to reach autistic levels of determination.

This fucking piece of lard ass needs to be shot dead.

I don't know how he still has that entitled attitude or why some parts of the fanbase still defend him.

If your best player is Horvat you know your team fucking sucks

>Mad
>At Bowie
40 points in 60 games playing with the corpse of Alex Burrows and Jayson Megna. /hoc/ and hfboards boards eternally btfo for wanting Nichushkin

/fridgemode/ was not for him apparently

In the 2014 draft that is. Even Haydn Fleury has more points than him

If the Sharks win the cup this year, is Burns the new face of the NHL? He seems so much cooler than Crosby and McDavid personality-wise.

On pace for 54 pts on a shit-tier Cantpucks team. I see him as a solid 2C in his prime.

Juolevi is total shit though, Mete makes more of an offensive impact than him and he was taken in the 4th round kek

t. knights fan who hates the cancerous cantpucks but still likes bo horvat

>reddit: the player

no thanks

McDavid who?

Only one man

Who's the MOST Reddit player?

Who's the MOST HFboards player?

Who's the MOST /hoc/ player?

You seem to be forgetting about a certain goofy hot dog man

>32 year old probably homosexual
>face of the NHL

Doesn't sound that different from what we have right now

true, "reddit: the defenseman" is what I meant

Burns
Matthews
Pulju

>Who's the MOST /hoc/ player?

Aho

His ass is so thicc, other men can't help thrusting their own ass at him

burns

bergeron/toews/two-way meme of the week

aho

>tfw team lost another outdoor game

Pulju isn't even NHL-caliber though

Reddit: Tie between Kessel and Jagr

Hfboards: Toews

/hoc/: Poopinajarvi

how big budd

>tfw mumps seals your fate

Kessel
Any two-way centre
Pulju

That's why he's perfect

>Tfw mumps saves the day
Could you imagine the autistic shit Benning would spout if we beat the Sharks?

>Burns the new face of the NHL?

No. This is.

>who's most /hoc/

Probably the Predators guy who believes in flat earth, it's either Matt Irwin or James Neal, Johansen is pretty bro tier also he just follows his favorite pornstars on his social media, supports trump, and has a big painting of his dog in his living room

>Jokinen was finally apprehended and returned to the scientists who originally brought his Neanderthal skeleton back to life

it's not a bad dog tbqh

The Preds actually have a player who thinks the earth is flat? lol

So i am quite intoxicated. I went to my father's event and worked my ass off. But I also, went over and had dinner with the highschool roomates. I knew my mom saw me drunk. How do I show I am not some drunk idiot (even though I am).
Pulju has not won her over, yet,

Keep in mind these guys are about as educated as a typical 13 year old

yup lol i think its mike ribiero cause he just looks like the type of guy to believe it

>How do I show I am not some drunk idiot (even though I am).
>caring about if people know you are drunk or not

finns explain this shit

>Penguins coach talking about Crosby's concussion the 1st time he played outdoors
>"Memories that, you know, he'd like to forget"
>Implying he remembers that
>Implying he can remember anything anymore
Lol

Lol

I-is it safe to start watching the Sharks again?

Never played hockey in my life but I'm eternally triggered from how often the Kangz used to beat us into submission every single postseason and we'd choke p much my entire life whenever I'd throw on the shorks. Last season people told me it was different so I started paying more attention and then yet again to my complete lack of surprise we choked. Again. Even in the first period against a fucking barely fielded Canucks team we looked like complete ass with no heart and desire. Only Burns and Ward look like they care. However one thing in our favor is that the kangz might not even make the playoffs (except quick is back???? Are they making a late wildcard run.......fuck)

So do I keep watching this season boys? Or do I save myself the disappointment and watch my main teams the Earthquakes and Warriors? They both have shown tenacity at least to come back from deficits, even of the Warriors did choke they first already showed heart in winning the ship last season. I've still yet to believe that Pavelski, Big Joe, and the rest won't let me down when I'm invested the most in them.

Yeah it could be a sleeper pick for Roman Josi since he follows a couple conspiracy pages on twitter, but yeah they mentioned it in beneath the ice
nhl.com/predators/video/beneath-the-ice-s3e7-youngster/t-277437416/c-48608803?q=beneath the ice

The preds are fucking hilarious brotier team, I'm pretty sure everyone voted Trump since Fisher, Neal, Johansen, Colin Wilson, and I think every american citizen player voted Trump and they all pretty fucking weird, I wouldn't be surprised if they browsed /hoc/ desu

Your investment is not as big as you think if you have to ask this question

Also I feel like if we lose this season Thornton will go down in HISTORY in some fashion for never winning the cup

Just got offf the phone with Trudreau. He said Canada as a country would no longer claim Amanda Kessel as a waifu unitl they post a waifu of equal value.

I am beginning to like this guy.

I really really want to like hockey. It's hard when I don't see guys who care on my team though. Maybe it'd be different if I grew up playing instead of being a soccer and basketball player.

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>Landethug making Ristobust look like a pylon on his empty netter
Finns will defend this..

The whole point of being a Sharks fan is being a masochist. Fuck your bandwagoning. I've had my heart broken for over a decade straight. But I have never questioned my loyalty because they're my team. Fuck I hate bandwagoners so much.

you posted her worst butt.

>swedes will defend landecunt
Why even bother with that team?
At lease bully finaln properly

Why is one team allowed to hog all those 1st overalls?

>mad at Landegod

>I-is it safe to start watching the Sharks again?

no. Go back to /nba/ chicano

Hockey isn't gay like other sports. We respect the difficulty in winning the cup and do not bully players who never won it. Take your espn mentality back to apehoop or handegg.

Landes"god" punched >my captain in the face across the divider. That is a hockey faux pas. Roy was the best coach they will see until Sakic goes but he was still below average.

>Landesthug

>take your mentaility to a league with no parity
No Thanks