I am a pedophile

I am a pedophile
with my family coming onto me and I don't have a dick.
AMA
Also read from the "Bob Tomato" gif below to general understanding of who I am

hello from the other thread
how are you mental health wise?
poor mental health is the norm for our kind.

What has caused your family to be suspicious?

Why don't you kill yourself?

I'm a not degenerated 19 yo male and I just wanna die.

would you let other people fuck any of your dolls?

I am pretty good, I sleep in alot but other than and a little bit of lethargy I am good
Overly friendly with little boys etc.
Nah suicide is stupid.
Not the "Doll user"

Show your tits now that you made a thread about yourself and obviously long for the attention, stupid whore.

what's the closest you've gotten with a kid

>I'm a pedo with no dick.
Tits with timestamp or GTFO.

>I am pretty good
that is the most important thing. most people i know have been trying (or perhaps not trying) for a long time to achieve this. its not easily achieved, so make sure you maintain it.

>Nah suicide is stupid.
Being a perveted sick old lady is way more stupid.

I mean, I'm relatively sane and I wanna die. You're nuts and you didn't did it yet, why?

>inb4 Tits or GTFO
You know I would but I am just SOOOO comfy
Plus I made this thread so the Doll one won't get clogged
Touching ones butt and letting one touch my boobs!

do you have any really weird fetishes you've acquired over the years?

considering she's a pedophile, i think the answer is yes

is he really that bad if he isn't preying/forcing it on children? (if u post cp n sht u should dieds tho big tiem)
i mean it's wrong, but if he can control himself like any other person with any other preference, what's the problem?

You're a female?

pedophile is a way of life
i want to know about the weird kinks she wants to do with those boys

fair enough

>POST SHOTA

Because I have a pretty set life I don't wanna waste!
>Still single!
>Good family albeit a little suspicious of me
>Good Job (Nurse at a hospital for pediatrics *wink* *wink*)
>I am too young to waste my life yet.
>Got a nice small house ready for me to move into soon.
>Scared slightly of death and pain.
And finally...I am not a miserable sap on Sup Forums
Other than shota I like the idea of embarrassment and blowjob but I like It to be nice on both parts

Op is a femanon, we need tits before we do anything

What would you do if you got the chance to do anytthing

As bad as a communist that "doens't wanna a armed revolution"

It's just a matter of time till she find someone else that likes that shit too, once it happens, she'll rape kids and or help other freaks to do that.

Let a kid have its way with me.
DUH

thats no fun you're supposed to be super deviant!
most of my shota is mildly violent/forceful yaoi, i'll try to refrain from posting it.

How is your family catching onto you? Also show fits

Could you see yourself ever doing that?

Counter breed them, they thrive in chaos.

>.I am not a miserable sap on Sup Forums
Then wtf are you doing here?

And all that shit about being young is crap.

I'm a 19 yo boy studying chemical engineering in a federal institute and I wanna die.

Thanks man
They have been dropping hints like subtlety not letting my younger cousins or brothers go into a room alone with me even though incest is weird and deteriorates the gene pool.
While I was at work in the bedridden ward
I let a kid with cancer fondle with my boobs because he was looking at them and his parents were getting him gummy bears.
Though Id be nervous.

what about young boys exactly do you like?

what age range do you like?

even my /ss/ folder is full of forceful stuff. i'm not as nice to shotas as i am to lolis.

I'm asking this seriously, are you a good looking girl? Want to know if the world is missing out on some next level pussy because you like kids

Also

How do they know or have suspicions you like kids?

Everything mainly like how they look and act.
(8-12)

Do you think you'll ever get married and have kids?

I'm like a honestly in the body zone
(6/10) average with a little weight and a C cup
Face I'd wouldn't really say next level I could blend into a crowd and be a nobody easily So I am a (6/10) average but a little above.

why dont you have a dick

Maybe?
I will probably one I settle down and get out of this fetish or keep it under control

she cut it off when she was 9

Because I have XX chromosomes

reading your posts make me say its not a fetish. i wouldn't waste time on efforts trying to make it go away. instead just make yourself comfortable with that aspect of yourself.

Shame honestly. You sound pretty good besides the liking kids thing but I guess role playing could scratch your itch without getting in trouble with the law

does loli x shota do anything for you?

Ehh kinda I but I like that art style!

I was such a horny little kid i would have loved to known someone like you

i checked the artist's pixiv. unfortunately (fortunately for me) most of it is focused on the loli, and not a lot has quite that same style to it

I speak personally as someone that was milkedted by an older female that as much as it is awesome, it does fuck with you and messes with your relationships with women in the future. I ended up devolving a milf fetish and couldn't really trust women in general

Molested* stupid autocorrect on my phone and I'm drunk

I guess nobody asked your age, roughly how old are you?

24 going on 25 tomorrow!

hot damn
picture please...
where were u when i was a kid =[

Where are you from btw? If USA, please say state

happy bday, i hope you like this picture

Would you keep a shota robot at home if you could buy one?

That picture made me jealous.
USA.
Also a kid I think...?

Does it have A.I.
Depends on what it looks like and how pricey it is.
Then yes I would.

Yes what state? A state is pretty minimal in detail. If you're from New Jersey or DC I'll date you and try to role play with you to help you out with your fetish

Have you ever had sex

>Does it have A.I.
Yes but what would you want him to know how to do?

No can do sir sorry...
Nope I am still a virgin!
Also does anyone have that MSPaint profile thingy I remember seeing it on /bant/?
Pic related I downloaded in small size..
Stuff like you know kid stuff?

...

Even though this is a dude larpin. Give us some stories of your pedo ways

Nah

everyone is pedo.. rules are rules. TNT or GTFO

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do i have autism for caring about you just because you're a pedo?

This

Here you go can I stay!
THANK YOU!
Okay
>Be me
>Working at pediatricians for 2 years
>Be messaging boys back with scoliosis
>LewdThought.jpeg
>Start moving downwards
>Touch his butt
>No response from him so I go for it what could go wrong
>Boy moans
>Wat.jpeg
>Notice he has an erection
At this point his mother was out getting her sons medical papers from the lobby with another nurse
>HELL YEAH THIS WILL BE MY FIRST
>Mother and nurse walks in
>Ohmyfuckingshitballs.wav
>Quickly detach from
>Other nurse starts to laugh
>Son starts looking afraid
>Mother is mortified more than a Jew at a charity fund raiser
>Mother drags son away and I hear loud scolding

>mfw I got a boy to have an erection
>mfw I could have gone farther
>mfw I got off scot free.

Why do you have dolls if you're into boys?

thats a different user. this thread split off from a dollthread somehow i'm not 100% sure how.

Are you a male with feminine features?

I have no dolls.

So you're a dude who's a pedophile pretending to be a girl who's a pedophile posting on an anonymous image board?

Fuck bro I'm sorry about the mental problems I hope it works out for you.

Yes I am male with a masculine vagina.
Believe in what you will!

>Mother is mortified more than a Jew at a charity fund raiser

kek!

>male with masculine vagina

Nigga wot?

Keep up the stories dude. We're waiting.

Go bury yourself freak.

I understand

Yup I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH XX CHROMOSOMES

Yeah but what the fuck is a masculine vagina?

fuck off back to plebbit and take your dumb feminine penis mental disorder with you

Its like a feminine penis
...
but reversed.

Ummm alright I know you're picture shy but I'm gonna need a pic with a time stamp

>masculine vagina

its like c or e on this diagram

I'm gonna need a time stamped picture to confirm this for OP

continue to emulate me because you are some fag i turned down. Ive posted maybe 5 times in the last month while all you hivemind faggots slander my name. I wonder if your wife knows you are the fault of your last girlfriends suicide or what kind of sick fuck you really are. Remember when you confided all those personal stories from your past which i haven't said shit because im not going to stoop to your lever but tonight im infuriated ao fuck you and goodbye Sup Forums forever.

It's a dude, dude. Even tits with timestamp and like pedoanon written would be enough.

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Nah diddily doodely
Buuut if your so sure you need a confrimation
give me a sec

people like you literally deserve to die.

What kind of copy pasta is this?

I'll be patiently waiting

I've enjoyed this thread so far OP. It makes me feel good that there are femanon pedos out there too. I wish I had a friend like you.

are you a femanon or a eunuch?

i wish i could date you

Do you still live with your parents? Some of your comments make me think you do.

Yes but Im moving next week!

he's searching for an enlarged clitoris lol