Enough traps

>enough traps
Masculine penis thread. Uniforms score bonus points.

C'mon Sup Forums

>not glamourizing the mutilation or suicide of males
nothing wrong with this thread
although OP is a faggot and i disapprove of benis threds

Thanks for your approval, user.

Yes, i can do this.

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Holy fuck

You could get a horse off with that thing

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How about you go to fucking clothing and sales and update that uniform. Its almost october you pleb.

It's not me in the picture you pleb

Then you found a shitty picture, faggot.

holy fuck you faggots should be burned to death by God

>holy fuck you faggots should be burned to death by natural selection

Fixed it for you

This is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, moar?

just as long as they die

Military only? Or will any uniform do

Holy shit how old is that uniform?

Not sure. I just have a fetish and it works for me.

You see kids, it doesnt matter if we disagree as long as we are all united by our common hate.

Any uniform, do you prefer any uniform as well?

Hell yeah I do.

You have kik?

We got one of those antiques in a display case in the battallion hall.

Oh wow. That old? Still makes me diamonds.

You got the best shit, are you gay? Cause I'm a grill, police uniforms are my favorite, you got a favorite? Or s it just a general fetish? I don't have one, I have no social media what so ever though.

I think we started wearing that uniform right after vietnam and only changed it when we started playing in the sand.

Yeah, i'm gay. Cops are my favourite too. I've been with one.

Shit, that /is/ old

I dunno that sounds pretty gay bro

*cringes at the columbine reference*

Do you have any advice on how I could get with a cop? Things I could do?

Look for one online. Make a profile somewhere, explain you want a cop and why.

It will work, guaranteed.

Die fags

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Got any more?

Send to me on kik if you like: kumayatsu

You can hear the obvious pleas to be fucked in the ass

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would suck

that foreskin omg so delicious

Thanks for the advice and the good "fap" b/ro

Would ride like a cowboy, holding onto your duty belt

Here's some more for you to save.

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lol I'm a cd/ trap and I would love to suck dicks like the ones in this thread

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Masculine penis isnt gay guys

Cuck hubby here. Any of u big dicked guys interested in flirting and texting with my wife??

oh my god, please more

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show a picture of her

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Etc

Kik me for her number. Maverick301

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I must say, this is the first time i've been responsible for getting a female off

dude, quit being gay

Please kik me, officer?

I will keep your pictures to myself, I promise.

Cumming into a urinal is my fetish, officer

Glad I could help you with that

Paul Denino aka Ice Poseidon

Have you ever tried anything with a criminal, officer?

No. The thought has crossed my mind, but I like my job.

would you ever do it if someone finessed you, officer?

No. Uniform cameras.

No tiny-dicked subhumans allowed in this thread.

What would you have to say if someone told you that he wanted to suck your dick?

Is it rare to find a cop that isn't hyper macho and hates LGBT? I'm a transsexual and wouldn't mind dating one or having FWB. I'm not part of "the community" and live like any other normal person. Traditional. I pass perfectly. I understand cops have a time-demanding and stressful job and I'm okay with that. I can deal with alone time, keep house, and take good care of a man when he comes home from work. Dunno what else to add.

"I'm flattered sir, but we are dealing with [issue] instead"

And what if said Person decided to go and Grab your crotch?

That's against the law.

So? What would you do?

Wow that was a lot of Photoshop.

Where?

Anyone in uniform, please send me dick pics like these on kik. My username is kumayatsu.

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You should be drinking beer while I ride that cock

thanks

You're welcome. Do you belch loudly when you're drinking? That turns me right on

no but could try roleplay, I might just say "burp" in a deep voice

related, but anyone got some good videos/pics of barracks bunnies being railed out/having a train ran on them?

all the good shit gets confiscated by senior officers

just hoping that some dumb private uploaded it somewhere before it got confiscated.

Just drink fast enough so you do belch.

Other than that I get turned on by cowboy hats, and uniforms

I just love 3 inches penis, those are the best to suck.

what about Jedis? Could you call me Obi Wan if I dress up as a cowboy and say "Ma'am" in a deep voice? I'm from Sask, Canada so the cowboy accents isn't to hard.

that ladyboi gets more ass and paid to do so more than any 4 combined Sup Forumstards

Let's get you a mountie uniform.

I would be lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she cums. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

me

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sauce? moar

Will u stuff that it my tight wife?

Gay all the way thread.

How bout this penis?

i have those shorts

Will any of u fuck my tight wife??

/thread

That dude has a wierd thumb

I would love to, will this fit her ass?

Will you fuck a 20 bi curious guy?