ITT: WE ALL HAVE SECRETS!

ITT: WE ALL HAVE SECRETS!
Post yours below!

I locked my dick in chastity for a couple weeks cause secretly i'm a cuck.

I'm OP, I'll start: I want to see my wife eating out my friends girlfriend. I know my friends gf would want it, but not sure about wife.

i really miss my ex. its been over a year. i should get the hell over it

I am completely delusional

I'm OP and I'm a massive underaged faggot.

I have a sexual attraction towards children (6-12). I wouldn't pressure anything on anyone, but I've rubbed children and they'd do the same to me (they initiate it and consent)

Why? Was she good to you? That good?

Fuck off pedo fag

I can sleep and stay conscious, I still dream at the same time and can move without waking up.

I hid a camera in my sisters closet when she was showering. She went into her room messed around and found my camera. She laughed, placed it on her desk and bent over on the bed then put the camera back. Not a word has been said since.

Did you say hi at least?

lets see it

We talk all the time but never about the incident. She must want my sperms.

I am fucking rich.
I'm 26, my parents never gave me anything but hate. I wanted to become someone they regret hating. So I made millions of Euros by now.
I have all the things you can ask for. Nice cars, fucking cumsluts anytime I want to, spending he'll of money to prove most of the relationships wrong (actually giving away thousands of euros if gf fucks with me [most likely they do])
I'm planning on buying myself a private cumslut right now.
Yet there is one thing. I am alone. I have never made any friends, just crushed everyone in my way. I have no one to talk to, this is why I come to Sup Forums every day since 2010.

I've convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

Why don't you ask her about it right now?

Ages ago. The camera was hi8 or some shit.

Too embarassed. Plus im married, if shes like oohh lets fux ill be divorced cause id fux.

Oh, then don't do it lol. Is she still hot?

as much as i seem like a very happy guy all the time, i have a very deep fear that i'll die alone and that no one will love me

When I was 15 I slept over at my best friends house. He has autism. Went through a gay phase at that point, have had a horrible facesitting fetish since i was a toddler

i buried my face in his asshole while he slept, knowing he was a heavy sleeper so i could get away with it

i can barely look him in the eye now.

Whenever I'm in social situations in a closed space with more than 25+ people I don't know, my face turns bright red for no reason.

When i was in 4th grade, i was walking down the aisle of desks and i turned around for something and the dude behind me ran into me and we basically kissed, i'm fine now but that haunted me for a while

i got into an argument a long time ago in PE with some retarded kid who had obvious mental and physical disabilities, but he was still smart enough to insult me and make comebacks and stuff, and he started flaunting that he was in AP classes and that I wasn't, so I called him an idiot to which he responded "those are fighting words, do you want to fight?" in this stupid retard voice, I also forgot to mention he had this thing with his arm, his forearm would like "float" in front of his chest with his fist closed. And at this point I knew a fight was inevitable unless I broke out the big guns, and I mustered up all of my strength and said "Sorry, I don't fight retards" and I'm guessing this was the first time somebody called him retarded, and he had this expression like a deer in head lights, just amazed somebody called him retarded and shouted "WHA-!?!?" and instantly sat back down and started crying, he called me a low life because I made fun of him, and got some chad to also "Shame" me for saying that to him, he was like "wow thats fucked up bro, like go die in a hole, wtf...." as this retard pulled the victim card, nobody would let me tell my story. So afterwards we went to the locker rooms to change back into our school clothes and switch periods. Meanwhile this was happening that same kid got hit by a paper ball, this was enough to send him into a nervous breakdown, while half naked, about "bullying" and the PE teacher came to help him, the kid said he wanted to go home, so they brought some security guards and stuff to escort him out, I felt like a real dick for calling him retarded, and now this really made me feel like a sack of shit, so as he was walking out I whispered to him "I'm sorry, dude" and he just stopped and turned with this face of rage and started calling me a bunch of names, but I was sort of like in a group, so nobody knew who talked to him, they just know it came out of the crowd

part 2 coming

Made a little over $300,000 on bitcoin.
Lost it all gambling in a casino
I am an idiot

this lead to the PE teacher start screaming about how we are all bullies and we should all be ashamed for "traumatizing" & "bullying" a disabled kid, he then started yelling for whoever did it to come forward, everybody muttered something about "Oh he said sorry to some person over there" nobody knew it was me, nobody even knew my name, it was literally like a month into the 6th grade. The day after I went up to the PE teacher in private and told him this, he didn't even seem to care, he just shrugged it off, maybe he understood my situation? i mean I really don't know I explained to him the story in like one minute in that "guilty little kid looking at the floor" type of thing. And for whatever reason that retarded kid didn't snitch on me, didn't even confront me about it, he kind of just shrugged it off. Was the weirdest school year of my life.

TLDR I called some kid retarded and dodged a bullet xD

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm a huge ball of uncertainty and insecurity. I hate myself and I'm so lonely nutg the thought of leaving my house scares me

>the thought of leaving my house scares me
The feels

How original!! Where did you ever come up with the idea for this thread? And the picture is perfect too! What a great random thread for the random board!

holy shit
dude, i dropped out of high school in junior year. im 19 now, completely agoraphobic

keep trying to date on tinder and nobody responds. im not even ugly, just look a little young is all. too afraid to get a job, applied at petsmart though...

i guess all i can say is that life wont start for you, take some initiative

Used my earned trust from Teachers and staff. To borrow/steal keys and get a answers key to a stupid Chem 12 final. Blew it off all year. To lazy to study even thou I could have. Passed jsut fun but the cheating still bugs me. Even after moving onto Post Sec and finishing my B.Sc

I only leave to get food and smokes. I have to hype myself to leace and feel lije shut the entire time. I got taco bell today and there was a cute gurl giving me my food idk what I did but after she took my cash a dude employee finished giving me my shit. The fuck do I even do

for over 4 years every night I jerk off to sissy porn on tumblr/Sup Forums and i think it's affected my psyche

I like big tits shhhhhhhhhh

I have tinder nobody matches with me guess I'm just that fucked up. It doesn't matter tbh I wouldn't even know how to get the ball rolling if I did match with someone. Life is shit with my stupid head I'm not even sure I'm real

I'm in love with a chick from russia and no matter how hard i try i cant shake the feels away. I keep telling myself it will never work because im in the US and shes in Russia. But the feels are too strong.

Embarrassed but I exchanged sex for better grades in high school
Note I'm a guy

I fucked my english teacher and i'm not even gay

I feel like shit my whole life is just a tangle of lies and secrets

You can chat man, I am a self made man too. Rich and bored out of my skull. Crypto money so, I work a regular job, and am just waiting I guess

Same

he probably wouldn't look you in the eyes anyways

if it's a party bro just go with the vibe

he does, considering im his only friend
remember, he is autistic.

Beautiful disaster. I miss you. I just wanna know how you are and what you're up to. Do you still wanna do buisiness? Need someone to talk to? All that. Every single day I think about you and the porcelain goddess. My princesses

I want to get fucked by a xenomorph. Don't even care if I die because of it.
Kinda wish there could be a male that could breed me directly rather than needing a facehugger, that'd be the life.

I'm late to this party, kiddos.

Every now and then I'm tempted to try anal stimulation. I've cum hands free three times by bouncing on a back massage (not real penetration, but it worked). Each time I only finished angry, because the sensation only occurred when I was cumming, compared to regular jack off, where I had the sensation for about the whole time.

I've cross dressed with my sister's clothes a few times, one of the times I rode the massager I came in her leggings, now I clearly look like some dude wearing girl clothes (been getting broader shoulders from working out), but it still makes my butt look better.

I've fantasized about having a week long vacation to somewhere nice. A resort, whatever. There I'd be with some absolute gay man, he'd help me "investigate" my interests. Like, maybe we'd start with mutual hand jobs. Then he take me shopping, I get some feminine attire, maybe a maid outfit. Soon I could have him hold me and feel me, lay me on my back with my legs over his shoulders and as he fucks me I just fucking lose it. For a good solid hour I don't own my own self, just let him bring the woman out of me.

Essentially, I want a consequence-free sexual experience where I can explore my gay thoughts

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we all make stupid decisions when we are young, but we shouldn't let them affect us as we grow older. that situation will only fade away into a distant memory at some point.

it hasn't yet, and its been nearly half a decade. his mom always asks me when im going to hang out with him next, and i have no idea what to tell her.

When i am alone i can have a boner to fap but when im with a woman i am so nervous that i cant her hard.

A richfag paid me to watch me fucking my gf while she was passed out.

If only it was as easy as watching a webm. damn black hair reminds me of her.

Tell her that friends come and go and that you're just not that close with him anymore.

I feel you, but not on the bottoming shit
I think dicks are nice tho, and been thinking about anal stuff
but i cant go through with it

Came in sister's shampoo.

Used to occasionally go to strip clubs when i was younger. One time i had a stripper wave her butt on front of me and i kept smelling shit. It was bad.

My gf treats me like a pet and I love it. She's not into petplay or anything but I call her daddy and she pets me and calls me a good girl and instructs my every move during sex with a leash

FemAnon?

trans, basically a trap atm

Luicid dreaming?

Mwm ... been shaving my legs for 9 years. Love being smooth. Wish I had a home laser. Ha.

I don't even want to imagine how much money I've spent on alcohol and cocaine in the last 2 years...

same, the amount of times i've cut my legs or arms or have gotten razor bumps is too much

Dude ... Melt a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Make deposit. Re-freeze. Gift.

Start small. Then keep working your way up in size. When you're able to bury that 16x4in dildo, you'll be glad you did.

norm is that you

kys. seriously.

I switched to Dollar Shave Club Executive Razors. I've never had a knick.

I have aphantasia and i cant get over it

I just saved 15% or more at GEICO

I've fucked at least 3 of my friends girlfriends and my best friends girl once. couldn't look them in the eye for a long time after that

You can do it !!

Couple of girls I know I believe may be escorts. Look occasionally where they likely advertise to see if I can get anything that looks like proof. Found something tonight on both of them that looks like they do but can't be sure. Saving it anyways just to try and find out sometime

>buying insurance from a cg gay british lizard
we all make mistakes, you will learn.

what about on the lewd parts?

women like to say ... the best way to get over a man, is to get under another one.

Try it. (She already has).

From toes to eyebrows, abs anything in between.

Goonies, great movie, must be a lot of newfags in here

The best part is, they send a pack of four blades per month. They're such good blades, I'm not stocking-up, because they last longer than a week. I'm basically collecting the razors.

I watched Zootopis with my kids and then fapped to Judy like 10 seperate times.
I'm not even a furry there's something about dat bunny ass

Green shirt lady?

I have a sexual desire towards my sister in law everytime she comes around I can think of about 20 different things I would do to her hopefully feelings are mutual and it will be put into play

Zootopis = Zootopia (not sure how I made that mistake)

best bet is to start off with some rape roleplay. the more she resists, the more she is into it and wants you to keep going.

>in law
amateur
(in all seriousness, all women like rape. Just tie her up and fuck her like an animal, she'll love it.)

bumpp

I'm a compulsive liar. Just about little things though. I fib constantly to avoid any negative response. I've been dealing with crippling anxiety and depression lately and been unable to get a job because of it. Feeling pretty worthless atm.

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I love wearing extra thick triple diapers locked on for a week so im stuck in messy leakey diapers

I hope you live deep in the woods.
>or under a bridge.

Try anti-depressants. I hear that if you're already suicidal, it cuts the waiting time in half.

I just found a sfw site for people like me to get off and not hurt anyone. Guess this'll be my outlet forever, hombres.

I was dominated by two lolis at a summer camp after they begged me to learn how to use cock

0/10

Gato I would hang out with you. But I'm probs too poor

I see you here too often.

I may have chosen the wrong line of work. Not that I don't like the work, just the people I have to work with...