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I'll fucking do it then edition

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Danz

watching a lot of gay lifestyle videos on youtube

not sure why, not even attracted to men

might be helpful in the long-run though

>tfw didn't have spots when I was younger
>tfw they're now flaring up at 19
JUST

Is this the thread for intellectual discussion?

What does FOY mean?

Milk Dog 3

>>might be helpful in the long-run though
for when you decide to come out?

3 2 1 4

>Haha, how could a handsome lad like you never have a girlfriend? Do you even know how to have sex? Maybe I could teach you, haha

chebs?

Rate the CV lads

Can't (CANNOT) be arsed to go into work tomorrow.

70s-80s weeb music is very good

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hmmm might need to clear this up
I'll be 19 in a couple of weeks, she'll be 18 in a couple of months
literally a 14 months difference
nothing illegal
now if you excuse me, I have to return some calls to this so called GCHQ

tfw no bf

i'd intellectually wipe my dick over her
FOL

It's not an acronym, the word "foy" is just internet slang for "good post!"

It's just usually said in all caps because people are enthusiastic about it

Do people actually ask you why you don't have a girlfriend?

>Looney Tunes was called 'Boon Time' in Australia

literally why
dumb cunts

Only your parents do as soon as they begin to suspect you might actually be a bender.

is this the liam everyone on /brit/ is talking about

normies are going absolutely BALLISTIC because whatsapp isn't working and they can't text stacey to come over for a shag because they are too young to remember how to use SMS

howling how these trivial little things don't even slightly bother be because I have not, nor or I want so-called "mates"

Night xx

Saw thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a cute jap

Where can i get a shitty job real quick in london bro's?

wouldn't complain if a meteorite fell out of the sky and hit me on the head

Loony is an ableist slur

sleep tight wagie

sorry, here's one now (on the left)

>boon time
This is what we call chimpouts

night night bb ilu

How much liquid white out do you have to sniff to get high?

90s weeb music best weeb music

youtu.be/lCRx5Pog-JI

who /nightshift/ here?

Mum's arguing with her boyfriend again

wish the gf didn't go to bed so early, wanted to chat with her now

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>using 'weeb' as a placeholder for 'japanese'
dumbshits

is he black?
*takes my cock in my hand, eagerly awaiting your reply*

not me haha

roses are red
irises are sable
britain needs a government
that's both strong and stable

gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

Up the RA

might have another tinny lads

Some boy...

inb4 you reply to yourself with 5 bradley images

>thanks for coming to our karaoke party user! It's your turn to sing now!

What do?

Why is he so beautiful? I am not even attracted to him, but he is absolutely aesthetic

Why do you post this shit?

>>using 'weeb' as a placeholder for 'japanese'
>dumbshits

£10 is fucking grim

At least in Ireland you get 85% of your normal dole payment and max for that is 195. So 165 euro Christmas bonus

i would playfully decline and then do it if they persisted

Expanded Commonwealth membership for Jersey, Guernsey and Man tbph

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

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>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

No seriously now, are they doing this to make fun of poor people

Feeling like a VERY big poof right now lads

Just texted a girl saying I don't want a second date even though we had fun on the first. She was attractive enough but I didn't feel a connection and I'm not interested in casual sex ahaha x.

Coffee date with the chinky broad went well.

Thank you to the lad who recommended the apple fritters.

YUH

pics

>tfw Aunts always asked if I had a gf
>one time my Uncle chimed in '...or a boyfriend, you know, if that's what you like'

Was quite excruciating. Thankfully acquired a gf since.

*belts out Linkin Park's Crawling in my Skin*

2314

owned

Lads
Should I do a year abroad in Canada

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>dad [emoji of a male]

neck yerself

Alri then
*whispers to the DJ*
*beat drops*
SEE THAT GIRL
WATCH THAT SCENE
DIG IN THE DANCING QUEEEEEENNNNNNNN

*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

"There's absolutely nothing wrong with that user"
*looks at you unexpectedly*

oh my god why even send the money

think i've pissed away that much on three drinks in a pub.

haha can i have her haha xox

genuinely sad that you've done this 3 nights in a row

i meant expectedly sorry

this is my favourite one

*enters /brit/ and gets on the piano*

I'm wearing a Tom Ford suit, shoes and glasses, my Burberry raincoat draped over my arm. The raincoat, along with my hair, are both dampened by the substantial showers that have plagued this small town. The maître d' can see this and offers me a towel and asks if I'd like to order anything, no, thank you, I reply, instead I head off to the piano.

*starts playing Piano Sonata No.14 by Beethoven*

*all the patrons drop their FT, and begin to slowly sip their whiskey as they have a flashback montage of all the people they have loved and lost*

The room goes silent, bar the piano, everybody is too busy contemplating. After a passionate session of playing, I rise, order a vodka, on the rocks, no ice and recline in my first generation Eames chair and ottoman, as I sit back it causes me to ponder on everything that went wrong in my life. A tortured soul, one that has witnessed too much pain and heartbreak, it's just me and the cruel, empty world we are all subject to. I leave, half drunk, throw on my raincoat and hop into my Mercedes 300sl Gullwing. The roads are quite icy and visibility is poor, and suddenly, I slide, hit a barrier and roll down a bank. My birth, my parents (long gone), my first love, my first child all flash before me, before I die on the freezing cold grass, all alone.

Thinking about moving to the UK to acquire some of that sweet JSA before Brexit happens

this bradleyposting samefagger is one of the worst posters on /brit/, maybe even top 10 worst posters

bye

jsa doesn't exist any more mate

think he's been at it longer than that

>

want a fag but there is a normie in the kitchen downstairs

*sigh*

got a warm bed right here for ya lad xx

avg. american home coming thru
realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/103-Friars-Ct_Williamsburg_VA_23185_M66713-34940#photo0

>this bradleyposting samefagger is one of the worst posters on /brit/, maybe even top 10 worst posters

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why would the government of the united kingdom lie to me

gov.uk/jobseekers-allowance/eligibility

smoke out the window

He's a full blown retard I bet it's FONT spammer and screaming spammer

>tom ford
>eames

Good taste user I appreciate what you just posted

the oneitus keeps uploading selfies on insta

conflicting feels

have the masses forgotten about brexit yet? hopefully the government will keep stalling until the rorkes limited mental capacity loses sight of it

yeah bradleyposting. I am talking about the link he posted

this candy floss is nice

the hour approaches...

>not having a dad(male) and dad(female)

that's the old version, it's being phased out now so if you apply you won't get jsa but the newer form of it which is harder to just claim for fun