Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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One day Japan will belong to Australia

Japan is waking up, but I will go to sleep


I hope I'll dream of that cute cat

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>One day
Australia will become China by then.

I found some Japs

可愛いw乙
good night have a sweet dream

They'd better be white chocolate.

Outer layer is chocolate and inside is soft chocolate meringue and a thin layer of toffee

フランスはもう終わりだから日本に引越しして女を妊娠させまくるしかない

フランスの終わりと妊娠は関係ないだろww
いいかげんにしろ

※ただしイケメンに限る

Japps should be nutty.

What is the Japanese equivalent of deviantart?
You know, cringy, low quality fetish shit and pools of autism.

>cringy, low quality fetish shit and pools of autism
I'm sure Divientart isn't for these.

白人であるだけで日本人女にすごくモテると言われたのに!

※うそはうそであると見抜ける人でないと(掲示板を使うのは)難しい

レミちゃんにコーヒー淹れてあげる

What is the difference in meaning between 土 and 土壌? I know the pronunciation changes from "tsuchi" to "dojou" when you add the 壌 kanji, but what is the difference in meaning? Are they interchangeable or does one have a meaning like dirt and one have a meaning like one's home country? I probably sound retarded asking this, but whatever. I've been making some progress learning to speak and understand spoken Japanese, but I can't read to save my life.

>土壌
It's somewhat technical. Mostly used in construction or agriculture.

>a meaning like one's home country
土壌 could be a metaphor for (cultural) backgrounds or environments.
e.g. Japanese history provides its "土壌" to nurture erotic manga culture.

まだ起きてるwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>Divientart
って何?

ググった。要はdeviantartてpixivみたいなもんか

JKの聖水・・・(ゴクリッ

Jyosei Koureisya ?
GILF?

Is it grammatically correct?
私たちは何をしているのか分からなかった

>We didn't know what we(?) were doing.
Yeah.

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今日も荒らし開始

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もう寝ろよwwwwwwww

今日も他人の無駄な行為でメシがうまいわ

/cum/にも荒らしいたんだよ
なんなのこいつら

コメント欄これでいけた

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>Peru spamming again

正規表現マンセー!

なんだ日本語スレだけ狙われてたんじゃなかったのか

この速さなら言える・・

ぬるぽ

ん?また管理人に高速で削除されてるのか

ガッ

みたいだね
>この速さなら言える・・
あの速さでも言えなかった

荒らしざまあwww

youtu.be/sSWK4_BPnOM

youtu.be/DgYSM91vJko

...

ウェイ

こんにちは
オージーです

You know how they always say that the Imperial Japanese Army was all cool and brave, but it kind of ruins it when you realise that they were mostly a bunch of angry 150 cm manlets.

But oh well, at least they had some good songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=bOEbzm9anis

ビーフジャーキー吊るして酒池肉林

pixiv is the closest i'd say. you'd think not, but buried down in pixiv is some cringy stuff

やあ、オージー元気?( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

ちょっと風邪を引いているみたいだね( ´ ▽ ` ;)
それに宿題が終わらない...

毎日、たくさん宿題が出るんだね、乙
>風邪
今夜は、暖かい物を食べて、暖かいお風呂に入って無理せずにゆっくりするんだよー(´・_・`)

your thoughts on the japanese female

おはよう
Can anyone offer advice on what to do/see in Kyoto?

I have a day trip planned for Arashiyama and should be back in Kyoto by 3pm-ish. Disregarding temples and nature walks and castles - I have other days planned for this shit - what are some spots to visit on a Sunday?

peru? PERU!? give me a status update immediately peru, I am EXTREMELY worried peru, there has been a number of suicides in bangkok recently peru, men who have been scammed by thai women and lost all their money peru.

I fear this could happen to you too peru, PERU DO NOT COME HERE, peru PLEASE GIVE ME AN UPDATE.

peru?

>tfw spending golden week in my apartment so far

I tell myself maybe go somewhere but then I remember everywhere is going to be crowded

fucking spider squared up and just tried jumpin at me s mh now I don't even no where the fucker is

オーちゃんの宿題・・
ついにオーちゃんによってタイムマシンは可能であるという数式の証明をする日が来たのか

このスレのペルー人気は異常

な・・・なにこれ
どういう意味?
英語わかる人おせーて

Anime makes America great again

英語はよくわからんががんばれよ(棒

kek教徒の女が進行に先立ち、いつものようにThe_Donaldのredditorsについてこられる
...かな?
日本語むじゅい

たぶん、レディット知らなかったら
>The_Donaldのredditors
の部分が意味わからんと思う

>カンボジア
>香港
>マカオ
>カナダ
>アルゼンチン
今までI'm worried about you, peruの文章を投稿してたのは
上の5つ見たことがある。
誰かがプロキシ使ってやってるんだろう。

元はタイの言葉だったんだろ

I'm going to fry Aussie beef steak and eat it.

ウシさんの命を返せ(´;ω;`)

死んだ生命は返らない。人間は業の深い生き物よ。死んだ牛の命を背負って俺は生きていく。

A random post from Vietnam forum.

"My pretty cat missing :(
He is dumb, easy to forget the way back home, he has z-shaped tail. If anyone see him near Tô Vĩnh Diện, Khương Trung please call me."

How badly do the Japanese hate trannies? I know they elected a few transgender politicians, but that doesn't mean the overall conscience is accepting.

Source
vozforums.com/showpost.php?p=115429465&postcount=3

このセリフを説明してくれう方いますか?

>この人、まがい物をそうでないと信じ込んでいるだけですね

やっぱ強いて言えば、「この人は悪い人で、いい人として見せつけている」という意味なのか

レデットのトランプスレの行進は、いつものように、Kekを賞賛する女が先導する

もう少しこなれた訳にするには、頭から訳して

Kekを讃える女に導かれてレデットのトランプスレの行進は、いつものごとく、進んでいく
多分、トランプのスレやね

『この人「は」、まがい物をそうでないと信じ込んでいる』というだけですね
と、すれば 分かる?
つまり、「この人」は騙されているのよ

久しぶりだなおめた
ゴールデンウィークどうよ?

助かります
ありがとうございます

いつものごとくは進行の進みじゃなくて女に飢える男たちのことだろう

一応訳すと
I guess this person merely believe fake is not so
as they always do
いつもしているがごとく

まあ、確かに、reddit民もSup Forums民も、そうだろうが
このスレの住人なら
(゚∀゚o彡°オッパイ オッパイ
(゚∀゚o彡°オッパイ オッパイ
(゚∀゚o彡°オッパイ オッパイ
が 正しい行進です

( ゚Д゚)_σ異議あり!
我々尻派はそんなとんでもない行進を認めるわけがない!

お尻なんて飾りです!西洋人にはそれがわからんのです!!

女はガンダムではありません!

Sup Forumsはモロ出しOKの板あるけど2chの女神板みたいなドキドキ感はないな

今日は英国王室の緊急会議があるみたいだね

>ゴールデンウィークどうよ?
I have nothing to do in particular, but shitpost in this thread while sitting in front of my computer indoor as usual.
well, even if I went out for a trip somewhere in Japan during the Golden week,
it must be very crowded with a lot of tourists everywhere tbqh,
so I prefer staying indoor rather than to going out for sightseeing.

きみ、日本人だろ

いや、明らかにオージーだろ
グダイマイト

いや、オーストラリア人ならこんなに速くガンダムネタで切り返せるわけがない

オージーはなんでも出来るぜᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

それができるのは名古屋のオーちゃんだけだ

エリザベス女王が王位を譲るんじゃない?

チャールズとかカリスマ性ゼロだから微妙だけど・・・

なぜ分かるΣ( ̄□ ̄;)!

なぜアメリカ人は日本が嫌いなのにSup Forumsに来るの?