Why aren't you having gay sex right now?

[Carson Richardson]

why aren't you having gay sex right now?

[Sebastian Cruz]

>implying I'm not

[Henry Gonzalez]

Because it's really hard to find attractive guys IRL

Most of them are not like my pretty asian cartoons

[Kayden Nguyen]

Pretty much this.

[Tyler Hall]

because i'm too busy arguing with people on the internets

[Brandon Hernandez]

because im not OP

[Parker Long]

Sauce?

[Luis Williams]

Not right now but does it still count if it was only an hour ago?

[Joshua Peterson]

Greentext

[Sebastian Turner]

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[Kayden Ward]

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[Carter Rodriguez]

does having another man's arm up your ass count as gay sex?

[Thomas Sanders]

thats gay

[Jeremiah Jackson]

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that's one

[Hudson Thomas]

ironically, one of the few forms of gay sex that almost never result in aids, unless the guy with his arm up your ass is going from ass to ass sticking his arm up them without washing it off first

[Ayden Rogers]

Because shit like this doesn't mean you're actually gay. Look at them. Wide hips, completely hairless, etc.

I find it hilarious when gays do everything humanly possible to look like the opposite sex and still claim they're only attracted to their own gender. At the very least, you're bi.

[Kayden Nguyen]

Because and dig this, I am not gay.
I remain like a limp spaghetti whilst staring into the ass of homosexuality.
If you like dudes that fine, but some of us like cats more than dogs you know.

[Jacob Martinez]

are you gay if you're only turned on by men when *you* look like a girl?

Like, isn't it gayer for a big hairy bodybuilder to get fucked in the ass than for a bitchboy who at least tries to simulate a heterosexual pairing?

[Joseph Harris]

I don't know, ese. All sex is kind of perverted. You fuck the bacteria out of a woman's birth canal with your dick as if it was some kind of weird mushroom doing what that eldritch mushroom species does. Or at least I sometimes feel like that for a ~minute after waking up from sleep. You know how you wake up from much gentler dreams and everything else - what you thought or did before going to bed - has become sort of ehh.

[Jason Bell]

Because it's not gay if you make him your bitch.

[Samuel Sanders]

...

[Ian Clark]

being bi is the best

[Landon Brooks]

yes it is

[Wyatt Hill]

ready to form voltron

[Nicholas King]

is it gay sex if the guy is wearing sexy girls clothes?

[Jayden Clark]

Basicly because im not gay

[Luis Martinez]

>Basicly because im "not gay"

[Carson White]

No because a penis is an xl clitoris and a clitoris is what all girls have

[Carter Robinson]

Because I technically can't have gay sex.

[Chase Foster]

wtf does that even mean?

[Eli Brooks]

he took LSD and chopped off his dick

[William Collins]

if that's the case then...

just lick their butthole. you don't need a dick to have gay sex

[Evan Parker]

Because it's hard to find cute femboys with full body shaved in germany the don't need to be super skinny just normal or thicc but still cute

[Michael Allen]

Im happy someone else shares my thoughts

[Bentley Campbell]

Not gay

[Jaxson Young]

Women are gay. Women like dick, and that's gay. I don't like dick, it's gay

[Ryder Barnes]

Cause I'm not ready to make love with a Qt twink.

[Luis Robinson]

Because men don't look like in my chinese cartoons.

[Oliver Wilson]

Same reason I am not having straight sex;I am pretty much unfuckable

[Ayden Hill]

How so?

[Elijah Long]

Despite the HUGE number of traps on Sup Forums most of them are in faraway places even if they're in your country.

I almost fucked a trap from Sup Forums but then they quit.

[Carson Sullivan]

Because it's only been a couple hours since I last bent over for my stepson to use

[Benjamin Mitchell]

Its really dry and I've been fapping so much that I basically rubbed my dick raw. Like, just one spot where its mostly scabbed over.

It'd probably heal if I could leave it alone, but I keep picking at it and jerking off which opens it up again. Also when I cum It gets in the wound and hurts like a bitch,

[Grayson Walker]

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[James Sullivan]

Because men don't look like that irl, women do.

[Grayson Foster]

What is that manga called that you posted?

[Lucas Harris]

> be me
> fucked a guy semi regular, was clean and cute, but got less so, over time
> would like to fuck more guys
> yet they seem gross, hairy, dirty and unprepared
> unless we're talking young twinks, in which case I'll look like a pedo
> i'll probably settle for a tomboy who's into pegging

[Brody Jones]

What is this? porn for fags? I am out.

[Alexander Allen]

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[Jayden Diaz]

Many reasons ranging from time to personality but mainly I don't have gay sex in general because I don't want to have sex.

[Michael Cruz]

Boyfriend lives 300 km south

[Samuel Collins]

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[Jaxon Butler]

Not gay, but getting fisted is fun as hell. Hard to find a chick who's into it, but man, there's nothing quite like having a chick blow you while punching your prostate.

[Andrew Young]

Nigga it's your penis. You have take care of it.Youn need to leave the scab alone and nofap for a while.