YOU CREMATED NOW MOTHERFUCKER

YOU CREMATED NOW MOTHERFUCKER

BROTHERMAN BILL

WHA HABBUN?

is he /ourguy/?

He looks more like a Seagal body double than himself.

you are right he's an impostor.

Here's a pic of real Steven Seagal

I'm convinced he's autistic. He seems to have a complete lack of self-awareness. He says all kinds of things about himself and maybe in his head those things are true. I just don't know if he has realized that no one really believes he's some kind of blues god martial arts master Hollywood superstar who's best friends with Vladimir Putin

UNATCO?

Seagal admitted that he's autistic with numbers

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seagal danceeee

I wonder if his doubles have to be fat or they pad them out

Seagal doesnt use double. No one is worthy enough to step in his boots.

>Mr. Seagal had an extremely distinguished career until Grenada when most of his team died due to poor intelligence.

>Seagal is a warrior. He's the best there is. When he got back from Grenada he punched his officer in charge.

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, relieved it was just a dream that Seagal snachted my bday

I think Seagal doubled himself nicely since the 90's

*teleports behind you*
*unshit katana*
SNATCHED

*Redirects your katana swing with a mesmerizing ayy-kiddo move*
well I'm sorry to hear that

>Get back to the punani chopper
>I'll give cover fire

>For feedy bucs

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