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The Great Southern Nu-Malekiller

why is this getting memed so hard on this board?

Post your recent purchases

Have you got the AOTY yet?

What does /metal/ listen to besides metal?

Are YOU Glam or Not Glam?

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80s new wave

>I'm a little bitch in life, so please, end everything with muh Flood
>rest of the album, like their entire discography, complains about petty shit
>not the most nu male shit out there

1. Trolls refer to it as a nu-male album, and sensitive Sup Forums mongoloids are trying to reverse meme it into a serious classic.

2. It has an unusually high score on The Metal Archives, and that's what dictates the taste of these uninitiated poser-types.

8-bit chiptunes

When was it ever a meme? Just because it pops up fairly often, doesn't mean it's a meme.

only death is real

"Well, I still think rock and roll is a Judeo-Negroid thing, originating in Negroid music and artists such as Elvis Presley and bands such as The Beatles (including Ringo Starr), and promoted by guys like Brian Samuel Epstein and Allen Klein. Rock and roll promotes a primitive and destructive lifestyle. Metal can be seen as a subgenre of rock and roll, and thus metal is not much better. However, my musical roots lies in classical music first and foremost and I don't promote a Judeo-Negroid lifestyle. I promote a classical pre-Christian and European lifestyle. So I don't worry too much if Burzum is metal. It's a metal blade in the heart of the enemy beast... "

burzum.org/eng/library/2010_interview_ablaze.shtml

Rock

Imagine living a carefree life in a cuckshed out in the middle of France merely shitposting your days away until you commit a murder spree because an Arab blew a kiss at your daughter

his kids are going to date algerians just watch

Muslims can fuck off.

as retarded as what he says is, he comes off as a decent guy in his videos

but but he stabbed a man 69 times!!1!

>has Negroid inspired percussion sections
>the non-rhythm section consists of droning repetitive overtone focused bits with an overthetop vocal performance on top like some Pakistani Sufi Qawwali stuff
There's literally nothing about his music that sounds like western classical music at all unless he doesn't know that minimalism is inspired from Asian music, too.

Industrial, Power Electronics, some occasional noise, Heavy psych, classical

your mom sucking my dick

evERY THING (except rap and country lol)

good one

He's retarded in most of his completely unfounded beliefs, but at least he does have his own logic that he goes by and all those years in prison seemed to have made him fairly down to earth

power metal

Muslims can fuck Varg's pretty little blond blue eyed daughter

he is literally living on welfare in the middle of nowhere at the behest of an autist he married
he is far from being an academic and almost everything his says regarding the subjects of anthropology, history, psychology and sociology have been debunked 80 years ago or are outright lies
Varg would be destroyed in a debate by an average graduate student, perhaps even an upper division undergrad

>(((graduate student)))

He'd just stab you user

It's time to stop projecting your pedo fantasies on Sup Forums.

Yeah no shit, but at the same time he's also a nerd who likes to play table tops and old RPGs, and if all he does is sit in his shack making hilariously bad vlogs then who cares

What else is this website for then?

He plays RPG's with his children, while you play with yourself. ())///D

Beautiful white children*

I didn't say "today", you sick fuck. He'll wait until he's allowed by islamic law to marry her. So, in three years? Four?

Hey guys, what's your opinion on DEATHSTARS?

Doesn't Varg also have a mostly full grown daughter?

ex-girlfriend core

Friends don't let friends be falsies with no appreciation for the genius that is Hulk "Krieg" Hogan

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Not worth the time and resources that go into making them sice they've been shown at least twice to be easy targets. The idea and visuals are cool as fuck, though

Yeah supposedly highschool/college age, but I've never seen her in the videos

Alleged pics of her used to float around, isn't he on a no contact order with her or something like that?

From some girl he knocked up when he was 17. It's not like he has anything to do with her.

Do you guys think that metal vocals have become overtly theatrical instead of down to earth? Like too much focus on people who can growl or fry or do falsettos really well instead of guys like Lemmy, Hetfield, Mustaine, Anselmo, Varg, etc.? They sounded like actual people who have fun or are angry or are in pain, etc.

Those pics turned out predictably to not be her. Never heard of that second statement

I think metal in general has become too theatrical. It's too produced, too perfect.

Yeah I'm not sure if there's like a court ordered no contact thing the girl he knocked up pout out because of the murder, or if they just both choose to not associate.

>overtly theatrical instead of down to earth?
When have they ever been down to earth?

hard rock, yacht rock, '80s pop, occasional alternative rock, shoegaze and twee pop

The fuck is "yacht rock"?

Phil anselmo was a master of falsetto on power metal

I feel that metal kinda needs something more genuinely raw not just guys tryna sound like satan to be big again.
The bands of every vocalist I gave in my example? Even the Burzum example where the dude's making songs about orcs n shit, the music itself is done very raw not overproduced in any way, its simple implying the dude's not tryna wow you, and his vocal style's not based in trying to do black metal technique either.

And the dude was doing a variety of other vocal styles on The Great Southern Trendkill, too. Not gonna pretend that he doesn't actually have one of the best ranges out there, but that's not really what people like about the guy generally nor is it the style people know him by either.

Haven't you heard the term?

No, I only listen to 60s psychedelic rock and heavy psych, along with prog rock and zeuhl.

Poor man's Sumerlands

Summerlands sucks

>growl
>theatrical
Really? It's just the most aggressive, dark and brutal form of vocals, and it's no wonder it eventually became the blueprint of metal. There's no pretense here, unlike in -core shit in which everyone sound like posers when they growl (seriously now).
You dial back on growl, it simply sounds too backwards, soft and melodic, at least for the kind of music it appears on. Metal has been fine-tuning itself to go in most heavy, loud and aggressive forms. I mean, that's the line that's been there since hard rock. So why dial back? And also vocals have different role as an "instrument" now, they are not so much for the melody and catchy choruses anymore.

what do you dislike about it, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=dqNsf982wBM

Anyone listened to this yet?

Summerland is a warm man's Winterland

Second from left and far right have such memeable faces.

How can adult people listen to this shit?

Adult people have autism too, user.

Growls are definitely more theatrical as it sounds more like vocalists trying to sound like demons of some sort. Varg's vocal style or what a lot of good metalcore or powerviolence/grind or Phil Anselmo/that dude from Exhorder all show that more extreme forms of music like this can also have aggressive vocals that aren't theatrically growled.

I agree otherwise with the rest of your post. More mainstream forms of -core crap does that inhale growling shit. Vocals should be more aggressive to match the rest of the more aggressive music as well. Nor should they be overly melodic either as that would also be too theatrical (see power metal musicians.)

Just started second song, this is great guys

Shoegaze is my favorite genre, so a lot of that.
Plus stuff like ambient techno and downtempo, been listening to that as of late.

Is that the "Only the Strong" Thor? The crusher of nu-males?
youtube.com/watch?v=yEX_wLE3Bfg

punk/hardcore from the 70s and 80s
also some funk and prog

t. nu-male

Why do metal vocalists sound like a bunch of pusses compared to Dick Higgins?
youtube.com/watch?v=HS5ZkPXkto0

>How can adult people listen to this shit?
Because it's fukken awesome!
youtube.com/watch?v=Ly-jMFFjIbM

More like rich man's Sumerlands. Eternal Champion is way better

I got told by my grandfather today that I shouldn't listen to hard rock and metal because it's demonic. He claimed that rock and metal have satanic lyrics when played backwards because he saw it demonstrated in a christian program. What should I tell him?

What does t. mean

Jazz, Classical and Prog/Math Rock.

To wake the fuck up.
And to listen to some fucking Slayer.

He only listens to gospel and contemporary christian music. He actually felt bad for listening to soul music in the 70's.

That you don't have to play the lyrics backwards, since they're satanic anyway.

I could literally do this

Then I say just let him live out the rest of hid days playing it safe with the garbage he listens to now, to each his own

That Satan is the true god and Jehovah has deceived mankind for centuries

does anybody have more black metal charts? FEED ME BLACK METAL CHARTS
or just give me a good list of essential bands to listen to

But I wasn't even listening to metal during the time. Only hard rock that had nothing to do was demonic spirits.
The irony is that he has a degree in Electrical Engineering and has worked at nuclear power plants. He aced calculus in high school and had a typing speed of 120 WPM. I am wondering if something else was wrong. His speech was kinda tangential at times and was leading no where, and he complained months earlier that he saw an Unidentified Flying Object when out hunting. I don't know if it's psychosis but I can't tell.
He told me that Satan gave humanity knowledge as a curse. Once adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit, they realized they were living in sin, but only once they ate the fruit. Adam and eve were once perfect beings, but once they ate the fruit they became imperfect, but only because they ate the fruit due to temptation from god. They hid from god to conceal themselves because they felt embarrassment and humiliation for being naked, not because of the nudity itself but because they realized they were nude and ashamed for being in the flesh.

>leaves helped invent deathcore

lol

Oh so he's full fundamentalist then.

Then tell him that Satan is the one who shows mankind the error of their ways, and through showing the futility of the material world Satan is thus capable of bringing us closer to the true nature of reality itself.

Literally the same guitarists

I like this chart tho

Since when is Fanisk Avant-Garde?

Other than that this chart is surprisingly solid

But he told me that what "I" ,meaning the individual, thinks does not matter. Humans only come to god because we are born in sin and are imperfect. I even asked another family member "why must we worship god if he created the universe without our reasoning?", she said "why wouldn't he need our worship"? It doesn't make sense for it to be such a simple and vague answer. I was born christian but even Roman paganism makes more sense now. Satanism is autistic bullshit made up from the spot just like Mormonism, though. Don't do that because it has nothing to do with the foundings of the old testament. I consider myself atheist but not in the le reddit fedora way though. I willingfully went to church because it's a family thing and it would be rude to exclude myself because of my own personal endeavors. Most people there were depressed in some way, even the pastor himself believed "god is all we have left". It's a shame what happens at church that is silenced by the media. Church isn't a place where you speak in tongues and do primitive dances, it is meant to interpret scripture the "correct" way so we can gain knowledge of the lord so we can praise him and rejoice in heaven. But I am told that knowledge is a sin and logical thinking is incorrect when referring to god, the only way to understand god is just by understanding him. They tell me that god is the singularity, he is all existence and without and there is no purpose of our consciousness without him. But I am told that god is conscious but if he was really all-knowing and was truly intelligent to an infinite amount, why does he deserve out praise? Whether we acknowledge his existence, nothing will change.

Show him this, if he disagree he is a fool

anons please give me something brutal to listen to as i wallow in my depressive state

Source?

The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P. Hall

le nu male metal right guys xD!!

youtube.com/watch?v=AgL1KzqODiU

you're all fucking pussies

relax kid

>vocalists trying to sound like demons of some sort
what
I don't even know what to say to this. I listen to DM and I can't relate to this at all. Maybe with some select cases where indeed the vocalist is kinda trying to sound like a demon (Deicide), but in the said case that's kind of the point.
As for BM, I'm not very big on it, so I don't really know.

Here is the specific chapter

sacred-texts.com/eso/sta/sta30.htm