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Asians edition

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Danz

stop single linking you cunt

>single linking

HEEMeth thyself

do brits call east asians just "asian" as well?

*comes out as gay*

Fucking finally!

I've struck a deal with Megabus to have myself dragged behind one of their coaches bollock-first on a trip from Glasgow to Brussels.

If all goes to plan there'll be nothing left of my knackers apart from a thin, bloody strip running all the way down the major arterial roads of England, through the channel tunnel, over the French border and into Belgium.

It's going to cost me and I've had to sign an awful lot of paperwork freeing Megabus of any liability but it'll all be worth it once my sack is well and truly obliterated.

i too would like to live in the middle of nowhere
gonna stay to my little parish for now though

what did tim mean by this

is he, dare i say it, getting rorkier by the day

they are called orientals

*disowns you*

how do you tell for certain if you're gay?
also bit gay

What the fuck does heem mean and where's it from?

downing a big glass of homo milk

Anyone who does not study a STEM subject belongs on a fucking cross

Have you lads been redpilling Tim?

is this northern english or scottish please reply
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LOVE pints, ciggys, fit birds, footy and the pub

HATE pakis, work, the irish

simple as

Why are all Australians rorkes?

babestation

HEEMest*

Sounds Yorkshire

If he's not Australian there's no point trying to learn Cricket from him

hum

before i left to go sleep yesterday, two anons, an australian and a brit, both posted the exact same picture of tim with a completely different post, right next to each other, within 20 seconds of each other.

made me uneasy so i left

told this story before

lad thought he were gay and all that, went along with it first time out later on in a dark sweaty club got a deep whiff of man musk and in that moment he had an epiphany and knew he wasn't a bender just really horny sometime

*does rorke things*

Because we still have a reminder that niggers aren't human with our Abo population.

>>start thinking about your mother
>>have a wank obviously

Scottish people don't play cricket you mong

it's a bit complicated

the term is unironically "oreintals" but with american media influence over the last 10 years it's frowned upon (unless you're working class)

so now it's sometimes confusingly asians or east asians, more often though people will refer to their specific nationality. most people don't encounter them regularly enough to care.

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So THIS is the world famous British thread I keep hearing about......

why dont we just tell the scottish to fuck off and be done with them? ungrateful bastards

I like australian accents
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Why doesn't Canada have rorkes?

Brexit was a mistake
t. university grad, dissertation on Beyonce

Asians in Great Britain aren't typically Chinese, Japanese or Koreans, they're Pakistanis or Indians

fuck off autist

Ruling and upper class people usually study business or humanities / social sciences at Ivy League + universities and end up being way more rich and powerful than le STEM peons.

t. STEM peon

You should be ashamed of what your ancestors did to them

hmm
what if you like the man musk?

>The Australian Bureau of Statistics estimated the total resident Indigenous population to be 458,520 in June 2001 (2.4% of Australia's total),

wtf
why are aussie such rorkes
we're all one race
the human
race

Hello my fellow rebels! Irish-Scottish man here, from Coatbridge myself. Would like to tell you boys that we're taking the republican fight into our own hands here as well! Chucky are La!

lancashire dialect

t. lancashire

you do judging by /brit/

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>be a southerner
>post in /brit/
>they say "fuck off yank"

On Sup Forums Canadian rorkes are the rorkiest

Well yes of course I am. They're still here so they clearly didn't do a good enough fucking job did they. Spent too much time killing Emus not enough time killing the more insidious fauna of the Australian continent.

That seems a bit silly, surely they wouldn't do something like that

*suplexes all 25 people in the thread at once*

eh in that moment just the whole exprience, bloke kissing your neck dark sweaty tunnel, smells, he just knew

FOWK

>Well yes of course I am

int might actually be the gayest board on here

Englishman here, unironically cannot wait for Scottish independence, will culturally revive Scotland

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We used to call Chinese/slanty eyed people oriental until like 10 years ago because apparently it is offensive so now we don't know what to call the slanty people.

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only americans make the distinction

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need to see karen doing a wee

is that real? im in tears

>Englishman here

You're inhumane

Hate pint, pork, kuffar, white "people", america, and the west

Love the quran, islam, kebab, hijabs, muhammad, and allah

Simple as is

*does a massive shit on your chest*

heh...how's that for world famous

Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.

Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.

Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

Fuck off it all started with Rotherham, that's when 'Pakistani' became 'Asian'

bowelling eh googleh

Honestly don't understand why people find this so hard to understand, we don't border the pacific and our first and by far largest Asian racial group are from southern Asian countries.

They aren't Human. If you eat meat to survive you cannot possibly have a problem with what the Brits did in Australia.

SUPLEX CITY

love arseholes hate fannies simple as

haha

Also we don't want to have to ask whether someone is Indian or Paki every time we describe, so we just lump them together as Asian for convenience.

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No it didn't we have been calling Asians Asian since they started coming in large numbers in the 60's. Take note of the Ugandan Asians for example.

Facts end where my feelings begin

His Mr B diss is my favourite

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.
>Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.
>Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

Why does his head look cut and pasted on?

lol fuck white people

are the irish british?

I'm a virgin, so I have to ask what is better, anus or vagina?

>Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.

>Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.

>Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

Just read and pondered over every word of this
one for the history books

If that's what goes on in these threads then I guess I'm cool now

>you are raising something so that it can reproduce and spread your dna further

Yes that is the normie way to look at it

Lol do you really think a bunch of pakis raping girls is the reason why Brits call pakis asians? Fuck sakes mate, lay off the Sup Forums

it's like the middle of the night not much going on right now

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How are they not human?

i am easily amused by things in the internet :(

all his tunes are great. he's a right lad

proper want an authoritarian rightwing dictatorship desu haha

They never called them 'Asian' they called them 'Pakistani' until Rotherham. Least in the news, still call'em pakis where I'm from.