RIP in Peace Edition
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Another great German gone.
Who?
"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
9 seconds late lad. We're in here
Least, this one don't cause another great war.
*does a dance *
haha weeeeeee
FOY
>Shitty yank OP
>Shitty yank meme
Based Philip is literally dead, this is a time for actual Brits to come together
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Shut up, Emu.
FOY
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don't like yanks, they are shit
working at a border currency exchange made me legitimately despie them
>Be yank
>Don't fuck off
Dis he actally die?
Him or Liz
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Palace are having an emergency meeting rn
Phil is kill
When the Queen dies all fiddle recitals in Canada are to immediately cease until the next monarch is crowned. That's the law. Isn't that doopin mental?
god save the queen
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Where did you get this info?
I've never heard of this before...
Lads
why do you hate him so much
eating: kentucky fucked chicken
was in the national post
love a bit of dirty bird myself. tobasco chicken?
On the xanax
Need the old willy chewed
It would be extremely painful
can't say
How do you think will they take the news?
He's dead lads
Not a single reputable source has picked up the Buckingham Palace story, just a bunch of shitty tabloids
Cypriot lad.
The royal family is Saxe Gothe
Put another gourd on their willy and another bone through their nose prolly.
Phil is not dead
For chew
Buckingham Palace is expected to address the media at 8
"Still throwing spears?" (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
"Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)
"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)
'Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)
'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)
'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)
Right
He lives on in our hearts
RIP
They already said both are alive and well
dailystormer.com
>Dublin: Landlord Argues with African Who Just Burned Down His Property
*waterboards you*
gonna tell me?
Beautiful
That classic, polite and elegant British racism is dying out and it's quite sad, really
My granddad says similar things lel
The best bants.
It was a staffer who said "as far as he knows."
kek
people should be killed around age 70 when they're no longer useful anyway
including yourself once you get there?
no lol
>"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
Screaming
I'm putting my money on a murder-suicide
ill be useful far longer than that
cant say that for the normie runts tho
"We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." - Phil
leafs btfo
Chris Benoit style?
Got a job in a brothel lads
(i do the landry)
fuck perfidious albion and fuck british people
how do brits live so long
it must be the tea
lily pads out
miss the day of the ol' horse and carriage. nothing romantic about BLACKED cars rolling on up.
We drink Aryan blood
They still have it for pageantry type stuff
"I am nothing but a bloody amoeba. I am the only man in the country not allowed to give his name to his own children." - the Duke of Edinburgh
the queen smothered phil to death with a corgi
will popular support for the monarchy crumble after Elizabeth?
The corgis are in the enclosed pool area
>"Brazilians live there" (On key problems facing Brazil)
absolutely howling
That Liz and her amphetamines, she did grow up in WWII you know
Hopefully
the smiths are reuniting
absolutely appalling bants from the international community
can you drink your own blood and not get any infectious shit?
asking for my m8 inside my head
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thats never happening
It might even renew it. Especially if Charles was skipped and it went to William.
Cuck
bbc.com
l-lads we have confirmation
says the sheed who wants to destroy a british institution
thailad more like cuntwad
i want to buy some weed, but the last time i bought some i had to smoke a joint with the dealer and he took me for a drive around his white trash neighbourhood in his hoopty '82 dodge pickup truck saying shit like "are you feel scared yet? don't worry i'm not taking you to a house full of guys lol" i was so fucking scared.
>wales-mid-wales
Don't even need to open this to know you're being silly
is she really dead
it's only like 6am in the UK so this must be a big deal right? with all these reporters getting up in the middle of the night to get the story out
I'm no sheed but yeah it should be destroyed
find a better dealer
coworker heard me talking to myself
worried to go into work tomorrow
mr.burns?
>I'm no sheed but yeah it should be destroyed
She's sleeping, not dead
the eternal *nglo
Give him the benefit of the doubt, he's probably some edgy Marxist student that doesn't care about tradition, yet.
think my mates are getting bored of me
just shoot the place up a few days earlier than you were planning
Dye your hair florescent green and adopt a catchphrase.
implying there's a difference
me and my mates are getting a bit bored of this one loser in our group