He refrigerates his ketchup

>He refrigerates his ketchup

Enjoy your mold

You don't?
Enjoy accidentally putting rotten condiments on your hotdog user.

>His meat is so shitty he has to use ketchup

Have been storing BBQ sauce and Tomato sauce in the cupboard for fucking years and never once had it go mouldy.

I would rather have no sauce than fridge sauce.

>he puts milk in his cereals

>He refrigerates his ketchup
Yes I do, also, I've never needed and antibiotic cure ever, in my ancient 28 years of life.

>he buys meat and throws it in the freezer, rather than cooking it that week.

Cereal without milk is like sex without an orgasm, sure you could make it work, but why would you?

I didn't for years and years and I would notice it would get darker over time. The girlfriend finally convinced me to refrigerate it and it does say to on the label.

>he puts cheese on his burgers

he's half white but acts black

What's wrong with dry cereal?

I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes.

he does (normal thing)
hahahaha

>nice meme

You've obviously never had sex before

he eats steak with ketchup

It literally says on the bottle "refrigerate after opening".
You're supposed to.

milk + letting it sit for a while is the best, soggy cornflakes are epic.

Bonus points if you microwave cornflakes

I don't have sex with my cereals

>mircowaved cereal
Can wE not

(While doin recaptcha reconsidered)