I think it's finally time to share a pretty funny story from 8th grade.
>Be me. >8th grade, medium sized magnet school in the city. >4 of my friends and I plan to prank our math teacher for April Fools day. >The door to her room can easily be unlocked by sliding a library card through the side of the door. >Only my friends and I know about this trick. >We decide that we want to sneak into her room and jack off into her seat about 5 or 10 minutes before class starts. >Here's the plan. >During our lunch period, we all go to the bathroom and jack off into a coverable measuring cup. >One of us goes into her room using a library card and delivers the creamy goodness into her seat. >Since I'm the only one that kept the library card the school gave us, I have to deliver the goods. >April Fools day arrives. >Everything goes according to plan, jizz is contained and ready to be deployed. >We all go back to the lunch room and get and eat our food >15 minutes before the period ends, I get up and begin my mission. >Walk past my math teacher while on the way to her room. >holdingbacklulz.jpg >Make it to the floor that my math teacher's room is on, get my library card ready to infiltrate the math teacher's room. >Check to make sure nobody else is in the hallway. >Hallway is clear, time to begin infiltration.
OP forgets library card and gets blamed for the prank
Oliver Wright
Cont.!
Benjamin Thompson
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Carson Lee
You swalled it all didn't you
Liam Russell
Cmon tell us tellus tellus nao
John Phillips
dam you fuckin dummy, pre type that shit it's so annoying when dumb asses don't do that shit
Alexander Mitchell
FUCKING QUINTS AND QUADS
Lucas Hernandez
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Elijah Cruz
fucking summer fag
Dylan Diaz
Ok, continuing. >Open the door, sneak inside and close. >Time to begin. >Quickly get over to her seat. >Pull out chair, pour quickly pour all of the jizz onto the seat. >GTFO and get back into the lunch room. >Next period starts. All of us go up to math class. >She hasn't arrived yet, so we're all waiting outside. >About 5 minutes pass and she's finally there. >aboutfuckingtime.jpg >"Sorry guys I had to print out these worksheets." >She unlocks the door, class enters. >Quickly take our seats, trying to hold back the lulz. >She puts the worksheets down on her desk and sits directly onto the jizz. >Immediately her expression goes to shock. >She gets up, look at her seat. >We can't hold it anymore, we burst out laughing. >She looks directly at us and says, "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
Michael Mitchell
put me in the screencap
Ethan Collins
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Joshua Thomas
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Henry Martin
Fucking faggot
Xavier Cox
Boooooooo you stink
Colton Cruz
Fu
Jason Lopez
fuck you
Camden Murphy
Kek
Nicholas Harris
Good job faggot.
Christian Baker
my mother is already dead
Adam Jones
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Jeremiah Price
Gay
Robert Cruz
thanks ebola chan :3
Christian Garcia
Retard
Brandon Anderson
FUCK OFF
Brayden Wright
Beanboozled
Christian Parker
you're lucky i love my mother you cunt
Elijah Brown
>le you're autistic for using Sup Forums meme keep projecting your autism is leaking