I think it's finally time to share a pretty funny story from 8th grade

I think it's finally time to share a pretty funny story from 8th grade.

>Be me.
>8th grade, medium sized magnet school in the city.
>4 of my friends and I plan to prank our math teacher for April Fools day.
>The door to her room can easily be unlocked by sliding a library card through the side of the door.
>Only my friends and I know about this trick.
>We decide that we want to sneak into her room and jack off into her seat about 5 or 10 minutes before class starts.
>Here's the plan.
>During our lunch period, we all go to the bathroom and jack off into a coverable measuring cup.
>One of us goes into her room using a library card and delivers the creamy goodness into her seat.
>Since I'm the only one that kept the library card the school gave us, I have to deliver the goods.
>April Fools day arrives.
>Everything goes according to plan, jizz is contained and ready to be deployed.
>We all go back to the lunch room and get and eat our food
>15 minutes before the period ends, I get up and begin my mission.
>Walk past my math teacher while on the way to her room.
>holdingbacklulz.jpg
>Make it to the floor that my math teacher's room is on, get my library card ready to infiltrate the math teacher's room.
>Check to make sure nobody else is in the hallway.
>Hallway is clear, time to begin infiltration.

Should I continue?

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continue yes

Keep her goin

yes pls

put me in screencap reddit autists!

yes.

yes

Cont.

M o r e

Nah fuck off

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OP forgets library card and gets blamed for the prank

Cont.!

treehugger is best pony

You swalled it all didn't you

Cmon tell us tellus tellus nao

dam you fuckin dummy, pre type that shit it's so annoying when dumb asses don't do that shit

FUCKING QUINTS AND QUADS

>Reddit
>Autists
>Sup Forums

fucking summer fag

Ok, continuing.
>Open the door, sneak inside and close.
>Time to begin.
>Quickly get over to her seat.
>Pull out chair, pour quickly pour all of the jizz onto the seat.
>GTFO and get back into the lunch room.
>Next period starts. All of us go up to math class.
>She hasn't arrived yet, so we're all waiting outside.
>About 5 minutes pass and she's finally there.
>aboutfuckingtime.jpg
>"Sorry guys I had to print out these worksheets."
>She unlocks the door, class enters.
>Quickly take our seats, trying to hold back the lulz.
>She puts the worksheets down on her desk and sits directly onto the jizz.
>Immediately her expression goes to shock.
>She gets up, look at her seat.
>We can't hold it anymore, we burst out laughing.
>She looks directly at us and says, "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

put me in the screencap

Boo and sage

ffffffffffffffffffffffff

Fucking faggot

Boooooooo you stink

Fu

fuck you

Kek

Good job faggot.

my mother is already dead

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Gay

thanks ebola chan :3

Retard

FUCK OFF

Beanboozled

you're lucky i love my mother you cunt

>le you're autistic for using Sup Forums meme
keep projecting your autism is leaking

GOTTI

:c

ha

this is so funny hahahah
youtube.com/watch?v=nVDoz4O9bx0

Sage

Hahaha, this was amazing.

Fake and gay

You fuckwad

fuck you, you piece of shit. i hope you choke on donny boys big orange cheeto chode. fuck off bitch.

Fuck you.