You wake up and everyone has vanished

You wake up and everyone has vanished.

wat do?

Begin to enjoy life.

Celebrate

Loot.
Shoot stuff.
Steal airplanes.

kill myself

fap on street

I do what everybody would do: walk down the street naked

skate sponsor myself to toy machine

Go and find one of every kind of uniform I like and keep them.

Switch between them every day.

Fuck farm animals.

Jack off.

Drink.

I hate people so it'd a perfect live. I'd take up some posh residence or castle and enjoy me new life.

To proclaim the new Independent Republic of My Holy Balls

Open an Arby's

For the record, i've been wanting to do this since I was 10

Pack up some things and move into a large library. Obvious base of operations. There are things you need to know and you can figure them out without power.

Eat at KFC, boi I haven't done that in ages

>not black

To live in a mansion or in a castle is very difficult without the help of serfs. Better to live in fast food places.

Acquire guns, lots of guns and a tank, a fucking big bastard main battle tank which I would drive arounds with massive speakers on playing Slayer all day

this

I'd get whatever I want, I'd masturbate a lot, maybe find some sex dolls, or mare pussy, whatever. I'd do all drugs I find, shove dildos up my ass, and drive around town GTA style.

Just have fun, you know? Then if one day I get totally bored, I'd find a way to kill myself painlessly and go to sleep.

All these people not realizing there will no more Sup Forums

Steal every car I've ever dreamed of having and burn some fucking rubber.

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Nigger detected

Jack off

Be happy and do whatever I want. No more debt.

Probably take a shit first, I always take a shit when I first wake up. After that I'd make coffee and have a smoke.

skate instead

>oh no
Kek

Move to a place I can live in that has a pipe organ (musical instrument) and that I can reach driving. Spend the rest of my life mastering it

fuck

I understand you my soulmate

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>starts a ylyl thread
>30 mins later
>still on page 1, no replies
>"hmmm, the site must be down"
>jack off and cry myself to sleep like usual

This.

I would probably commit suicide within a month, I cant live without the people I love and care for

Send you a hug, brotha! My best wishes to you.

Go back to sleep.

samefag all day

While the power is still on find out what the closest city that's powered by a nuclear reactor and drive there so I'll have power. Or find out the nearest propain storage facility and move close to it. Pick up a propain fueled generator on the way. Life without power is brutal. Then the usual, find a house I like, raid the grocery, vidya store, book store and just relax. Explore the town/city and enjoy a care free life until injury or disease takes me due to lack of doctors.

Fucking normies

be sad because jacking off in the middle of an intersection is so much less fun

start a ranked queue and see at what time i get disconnected

masturbate

pussy

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would investigate the mysteries of our government.

>be me
>have all the time in the world
>go to a library
>want to read every book
>pick the first one
>stumble and fall down
>glasses broke
>contemplate the rest of my life
>scream "why" and "it's not fair"

I would win the Super-Bowl

study for years about biology, chemistry and stuff to learn how to clone/make humans.
Finally be able to make 10/10 females who worship cock and cum and create my whole planet harem. fuck until I die

What is twilight zone

>making a coffee
>no power to boil water
Enjoy your 'coffee' dude

>I'd do all the drugs, shove dildos up my ass, and drive around town GTA Style
yeah you'd fucking kill yourself via drug overdose or anal hemorrhaging or car accident pretty soon and there would be no one to help you

Oh man

The panty collection, it's enormous. So many drawers to raid. So little time.

it depends on how long all humans are vanished. If they vanished at the exact moment you wake up I guess you'd had power for a few hours until stuff starts shutting down.

Buy one from the shop then

eat ass

>literally a dickhead. whole brain in his balls

I'd get myself a dog or two, then drive to the nearest builders supermarket and get a couple of diesel or petroleum generators.
Then just drive around the world and loot interesting buildings and see if I can find some cute animals to fuck.

So what you picked ugly dogs?

>making a coffee
>no power to boil water
>Enjoy your 'coffee' dude
What is ''fire"?
What is "a generator"?
What is "stored electricity"?

I'd find an empty stage like pic related, turn the volume way up and just play guitar for the rest of my days

>implying neomales on Sup Forums would figure out how to make a fire

Dogs are for companionship, not for fucking! (unless you are a cute girl)

Collect all the cash I can find and fill a pool, then Scrooge McDuck the shit outta it.

>spend ten minutes playing "Yankee doodle dandy"
>get bored
>go home

I'd crown myself sexiest man on earth

watch my cp collection on a big screen in the middle of the street xD

Drive to the next Zoo.
Fight a bear, ride a rhino, hump a dolphin.

reported

>everyone has vanished

no more fbi dude

i fucking love those tabs

Yeah, but then you find out that you're a government accident.
That in fact people are all around you but they just can't see you and you cannot see them
because you were slightly pushed out of sync
to this dimension as a random Guinea Pig of the government.
So how do you feel now knowing that you are the odd one out and millions walk around you oblivious to your existence.

>omg hello is this fbi, an anonymous person just made an obvious joke on the internet and they're like totally a paedophile
Kill yourself normie faggot

NIGGA HOW THEY GONNA COOK YOUR KFC???

You do realize that its a hypothetical and people havent actually vanished, right?

throw a party with everyone in the world

look at the other tabs dumbass
you fucked up the joke by taking it seriously.
lurk more.

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>yet

Prostate massager
My man

Probably just smoke a joint before jumping off a bridge I guess

>wat do
Wonder why no one is posting on Sup Forums except me. Then probably play Zelda for a while. Ride my motorcycle down to Best Buy and steal a decent tablet, some solar chargers for the tablet, my Vita, and my 3DS. Hook up my inverter to my motorcycle's battery to keep my laptop charged long enough to transfer my files (battery dies in like 10 minutes). Go to an auto parts store and steal a good hand-operated syphon pump and some hose. Gas pumps will stop working when the power grid goes down, but if I'm the only person left there will be enough gas in all the underground tanks that I'll never deplete it all by myself. Same goes for canned and dried food. Plenty of Sterno and bottled water all over the place, too. Search Amazon warehouses for boxes big enough to contain Realdolls. Raid college radio stations for cd collections to convert to mp3 (since no more internets). Go back to Amazon warehouses and look for dvd box sets of long television series like Star Trek, Dr Who, The Simpsons, etc and rip them onto usb drives.

Basically post-civilization scenarios like this are only problematic if there are other people you'll have to fight with for the remaining resources. If you're the only one, everything is effectively unlimited and only a total idiot would have trouble surviving.

>744061502

Not understanding nuclear power plants are constantly monitored.

yes and I said hypothetically too :B

HE WORK AT KFC

Sit outside. Have a cup of coffee. Enjoy the beautiful morning.

Pretty sure most people on this site wouldn't notice

So even when you are the only one in the world, you would know a way to make yourself depressed.

Kill yourself now

>finally go outside
kill self

>get drugs
>get generator
>supply house with generator
>fap

Or better:

Shit outside, masturbate on your old school, go on Sup Forums, see that there's no one around, post dick picks on /diy then go to a military depot, get a tank, start driving around city with your tank. Then fight off alien invasion.

>shove dildos up my ass
>Just have fun, you know?
How do you even live with yourself anymore at this point?

Great idea dumbass.
Skating is probably the most effective way to die a slow painful death while lying in the streets with a broken leg starving.

Does nobody realize if everyone is gone there would soon cease to exist access to gasoline and electricity and basically fucking everything you would need would just stop? You wouldn't be able to live much longer. What you see is what you get and nothing else. Once you run out of resources you're fucked. You won't get any more of any of them.

Firstly lets get a few ground rules,
>is it only people that have vanished?
>are there still animals and vehicals around?

If there are still vehicals then highways etc will likely be blocked by abandoned vehicals limiting travel.

>First thing would be raid a local shop or supermarket for Water and Tinned foods.

>Secondly aquire tools such as an axe a shovel graden fork a crowbar, camping supplies (butain gas cookers, battery lamps and torches etc)

>Next get a lot of back packs, fill back packs with basic supplies, water dried food, basic tools, first aid etc, take one with you at all times take and leave spares in safe easy to access places.

>break into local cars and steal car batteries, break into local houses to use as storage etc, the powergrid won't last forever best to stock up now.

>Find a store that sells generators etc steal a few, get fuel cans to to get fuel from gas stations

>Store all supplies near where you'll be staying but not inside where your staying last thing you need is to accidentaly blow yourself up.

>find/build a planter and covert someones garden/house into a greenhouse to grow basic veg potatoes, carrots, etc

>aquire bricks to make a stone oven, learn how to bake bread, aquire large amounts of flour and yeast.

>Personally i'd use local cars to make a simple barricade to seal off the roads in the area just to be safe.

>set up rain barrels to collect rain, you can get filters to filter the water, fire + pan = boilt water.

Probably go to a farm and maintain it to ensure I have food 20 years from now

Probably the best realistic answer here. Start with farming and gardening, make yourself some plots and set them up outside the library. That way, when all the leftover food everywhere goes bad, you'll have something to eat waiting for you, and the knowledge to keep it growing.

Next would be how to build a cellar to store that fresh food you grew in a cool, dry place for long term storage.

Knowing how to make old world (16th and 17th century) foods issued to explorers and hunters in the colones. Pemmican for instance, if prepared correctly, would last longer than salted meat. Portable soup (looks like scraps of leather, dissolves in hot water, acting like a soup base) and the like.

Dried coffee won't be an issue for a long time, but it wouldn't hurt to learn to grow and roast your own. You'll thank yourself for it, if you enjoy coffee. Same with tea.

In the short term, a ready supply of food and potable water would be your biggest concern. Without people to maintain the infrastructure, things will get dicy pretty quick. After that's taken care of, you could spend the rest of your life doing whatever the fuck you want.

HOW HE GONNA GET FRESH CHICKEN DELIVERED TO COOK ,AND FRESH OIL???? AND SPIDES

THIS.
You're going to want to stay very far away from nuclear plants. Without regular maintenance, they're going to fail and possibly melt down.