Has Sup Forums ever impregnated anyone?

Has Sup Forums ever impregnated anyone?

Nope. Sup Forums is a virgin.

my sister
once

Story?

yup. babies suck but shit was so cash.

>be 14
>sis 18
>parents getting divorce
>mom fucks off to spend dads money
>dad is balls deep in new lady
>sis has to look after me
>total slut
>tells me if I admit i'm a virgin she will let me
>sex just once
>baby gets given up for adoption
>19 years later he returns looking for his mom
>she lives in another country
>thinks i'm his uncle only
>awkward

Nope, but i will real soon......

What was it like releasing your sperm inside your fertile teen sister?

my gf when she was 16. but she aborted it.

Is it legal where you live?

felt great
she wasn't impressed tho

yes. if her parents give consent

jöhet még

Trying currently

te is felcsinálnád?

Shit I miss that show. The ending was terrible though.

two girls for a total of 6 times and 3 actual births, 2 ectopic pregnancies and a miscarriage

Only your mama. How are you son? Did you miss me?

Yeah, and it was cash

muti a seggét, dugnám!

nem a legjobb kép, de legalább látszik a segge.

The entire show was trash. Dialogue was awful with everyone talking about sex non-stop. Characters were all infuriating and literally no-one likeable except the main dad.

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béna

azért megkúrnád a seggét?

My first wife once. She had a miscarriage and my current wife twice.

My gf is prego now. She is due in 3 weeks!

Holy shit she's huge. Are their nudes?

Yes, wife, twice. Have two kids.

I sure have, son.

No, but my mom was impregnated with me

Does that count

fuck off aliens

I am currently pregnant.

What's it like?

>donate sperm
>sperm gets used since all they know is my I.Q. college degree and genetic history and not that I'm a social failure and a virgin
>realize that I have a kid and still a virgin
>realize that the prospect of my own kid losing virginity before I do is probably ten years away.
I'm a living punchline aren't I?

Bullshit

Currently sitting myself cos I banged a chick who said she was on the pill but I dunno if she was...

Also I almost knocked up my sister once

More bullshit

Whatever nigga