At least it's better than the grandmas that wear them.
Joshua Scott
OK SEE, NOW WE'RE WORKING
A GLOBAL AGE LIMIT ONLY 18-40 CAN WEAR THEM
IF 40 IS TOO HIGH WE CAN NEGOTIATE
Ayden Gray
let's not forget weight limit here
Juan Hill
OK SEE WE JUST NEEDED A COUNCIL.
>OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS *FDA PATENT PENDING* >AGES 18-40 >WEIGHT UNDER 209
Hudson Perry
could we raise the latter age? I don't mind women in their 40s tbh. motion to put the cutoff at 50?
Zachary King
MOTION IN CONCIDERATION
Levi Bell
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
Matthew Bailey
MOTION HAS PASSED
***UPDATED*** OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS *FDA APPROVED >ages 18-50 >weight under 209
Chase Sanders
LOUD NOISES
Mason Rivera
MY CAPITAL LOCK IS BROKEN SORRY
Austin Collins
Preach user. Same things go with crop tops. Especially tube tops. You may as well be 13 with only a bra on
Carson Ward
MOTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED FROM THE GET GO, GOOD WORK user
CROPTOPS AND TUBE TOPS ARE NOW FALLING INTO THE SAME CATAGORIE WEIGHT-WISE AND AGE-WISE BUT THE AGE WILL BE LOWERED TO GO BREAST SAGGING AROUND 50
**UPDATED** OFFICIAL LEGGINGS COMPATABILITY GOVERNMENT REGULATED CHART STANDARDS / TUBE TOP ACT OF 2017 *FDA APPROVED* >tube top ages 18-30 >tube top weight under 209 >leggings ages 18-50 >leggings weight under 209
Isaac Cook
motion to lower the weight as well.
Anthony Turner
God speed op. We need to bring this to Congress. We should have proof of our beliefs though. Like getting a young girl dressed like that and a young boy in something similar. Show that both sides help pedophiles overcome themselves and eventually rape little kids.
Jordan Cooper
I WAS WAITING THANK YOU
WEIGHT LOWERED ON BOTH APPERALS
NOBODY ABOVE THE WEIGHT OF 185 CAN BE SEEN WEARING LEGGINGS OR A TUBE TOP.
SPEAK WITHOUT TONGUE IN CHEEK, ROMAN.
Hunter Scott
I, as an representative of an eurofag country: The high-as-fuck-lands, came to remind thy, OP. That, the thing that must not be forgotten, is Europe. Through Europian standards these laws must be enacted the same. The EU shall, on my account, agree to these utmost important sentances. They shall be enacted as an universal law across the lands of Europian supreme races, cultures and languages. But first and foremost: they shall rule in every Europian nation. Let the metric adjustmenst begin!
Adam Foster
lmao. This +100
Nicholas Jenkins
THE EUROPEAN TRIPS DEMAND NOTHING BUT THE UNITED STATES COMPLIANCE, I ACCEPT.
THE EU LEG/TIT TREATY OF 2017 IS UNDERWAY, BEGIN THE MEASUREMENT CONVERSIONS
Julian Campbell
Stop sexualizing children you pedo. Ez
Owen Cooper
I feel like the weight thing should be altered slightly, based more on a slider of height. Some girls can be pretty tall and still look good above 185#
Connor Parker
AS ACTING MANAGER OF UNITED STATES ANTI-CHILDREN-CLOTHING-LAWS I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO TAKE MY PLACE AS I WOULD LIKE TO RESIGN DUE TO MY FINGERS HURTING AND DUE TO THE EXCESISSIVE MATH THIS JOB IS ENTITLED TO.
CAN SOMEONE BREAK THEIR CAPITAL LOCK AS IS MINE AND TAKE OVER, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE
-US SENETOR OF CHILDREN APPERAL SIGNING OFF
Eli Foster
and to think we were making such progress. you have a duty, sir.
Jacob Gomez
IT IS I, THE NEW UNITED STATES CLOTHING ENFORCMENT OFFICER.
ALL TUBE TOP AND LEGGINGS BANS HAVE BEEN LIFTED, UNITED STATES WILL BE A PEDOPHELIC STATE, AND WE ARE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE OPRESSION THAT THE EUROPEAN NATION HAS PUT IT'S WOMEN UNDER
WHO AUTHORIZED YOU, SIR?! MOTION TO DETHRONE THE IMPOSTOR!
Wyatt Collins
FUCK OFF AND DIE, THANKS
Elijah Flores
NO SECONDS ARE HEARD THE MOTION FAILS
Zachary Allen
HELLO IT LOOKS AS IF MY RESIGNATION WAS FAKED, THAT WAS NOT I. ALTHOUGH IT HAD MTY SIGNATURE CAPITAL LOCK WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, I REPEAT THAT WAS NOT I
THE LAW HAS BEEN REVERSED AGAIN AND NOW NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO WEAR LEGGINGS OR TUBE TOPS
COMPELTE;Y BANNED
Lucas Gutierrez
I TOO, AM YELLING
Connor Young
thank god you're back, sir. everything has gone to shit in your absence.
Jaxson Diaz
PLEASURE TO BE BACK KERNAL.
Logan Myers
What about the lummoxes who are so huge they cant even move, do we put in just a general weigh limit or let them kill themselves? your call sir, i trust your judgement.
Blake Adams
Ffs how you going to talk like ur 50 but think nothing like an oldfag? Neck urself already op
Aiden Sullivan
THE UNITED STATES WILL URGE THE EUROPEAN STATES TO FOLLOW IT'S NEWEST AND MOST CONTROVERSIAL LAW
ANY WOMAN ABOVE 222 POUNDS MUST BE SHOT ON SIGHT, THAT IS ALL
Carter Harris
mr president, mr president? a question?? please?!
Jackson Ramirez
seconded
Ryder Nguyen
sir with this new law what will we do with all the extra blubber? and what if the women are more thick than fat? on second thought i suggest a body fat limit rather than a weight limit. yet again your call sir.
Joshua Fisher
FINE WORK COLONEL, I AGREE COMPLETELY. ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE DEEMED FAT BASTARDS CAN BE SHOT ON SIGHT, THICK LATINAS ARE SAFE FOR NOW
I PUSH OUR ASIAN COLLEAGUES TO HAVE THE BLUBBER MADE EADIBLE AND SOLD ON THE MARKET?
MAY I SPEAK WITH THE CHINESE AMBASSADOR PLEASE ARE YOU IN HERE?
Noah Cook
Someborry say dey want ro Spreak with me? Herro?
Luis Ramirez
PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU SIR, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT
Chase Allen
>taking motion to create an actual fashion police OP is a homosexual
Tyler Diaz
permission to take the shot mr president
James Hill
GRANTED
sent via telecom
Jordan Mitchell
>calling OP gay because he's making a system to stop fat chicks from wearing certain clothes user is a chubby chaser
Nicholas Stewart
>making it his duty to protect the president chief of fashion squad from all toxic anons user is my most trusted bodyguards
Henry Martin
I AM KIM JUNG FUK AND I DECLARE WAR ON THE U.S SOON EVERYONE WILL WEAR THE STRETCHY STRETCHY YOGA PANTS!
Jayden Ward
Sir this is the colonial speaking, fat chicks have gotten word that we are debating these matters and we might have to go effective immediately if we want to combat them. They're planning to raid all the lard and blubber factories once they are established.
Owen Adams
i try
Aaron Roberts
SOON
Christian Rogers
Sir we have eyes on KIM JUNG FUK and are ready to stop him whenever you give the word
John Morgan
ABORT COLONEL, I REPEAT ABORT YOUR STATION IN KOREA I HAVE WORTH KIM JUNG FUK IS PLANNING A YOGA PANTS MASSACRE
HELLO COLONEL
ARE YOU THERE *walkie talki loses reception as i shed a single presidential tear*
" Colonel? " i say, one last time in a raspy soft voice.
Caleb Smith
Well then, in that case I would like to lower the weight to 160, just to prove that I love natural selection
Andrew Ortiz
ABSOLUTELY GRANTED
sent via pigeon
Henry Collins
YES...YES...IT IS ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN
Austin Moore
YOU ARE TOO LATE. EVEN IF I DIE MY FOLLOWERS WILL STRIKE AT THE HEART OF THE U.S AND EVERYONE WILL WEAR YOGA PANTS
Aiden Wright
Sir its me, i barely escaped with my life, the operation they have is enormous, its gonna take a lot to stop them and i hope were ready
Jason Stewart
You're totally right. And since you can buy these online, you should have to sign an agreement confirming your age. Just like how it works for 18+ content, which has a 100% success rate.
Ryan Watson
HLELO ITS THE PRESIDENT I AM GAY
Bentley Long
I say 35.
Brody Sullivan
WE HAVE ATTACKED AT THE HEART OF THE U.S WITH SHITTY KOREAN POP SONGS AND SOON ALL THE CHILDREN WILL WEAR REVELING CLOTHES
Carson Lee
I REQUEST THAT SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT JUST A HUMBLE PATRIOT
Grayson Sullivan
you fucking ANIMAL.
Jonathan Edwards
Colonial speaking i have it open on both my phone and computer. pick your poison.
Cameron Martin
WE HAVE WON. THE THREAD IS DED AND I KIM JUNG FUK AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE WORLD
Jeremiah Gonzalez
weight under 170 you fat fuck
Adam Murphy
*AS I COUGH UP YOGA PANTS FABRIC*
YOU WIN THIS TIME JIM KONG FUK... *president of the us fashion comittee bleeding to death on the floor*
*muster up my final words*
MY COLONEL, WHERE IS MY BELOVED KERNAL
Anthony Cook
HE CAN NO LONGE-
Austin Jackson
>sniper shot blows through the window taking JIM BONG CUCKs head with it >the colonial bursts into the room and cradles based caps bro sir are you going to be ok?
Jackson Anderson
_an enemy has been slain_
Brody Morgan
THE EMPOROR IS DED
Colton Barnes
*I REST THE BACK OF MY HAND ON MY COLONELS FACE*
"SUCH A WARM TOUCH TO A COLD RIGID MAN" I SAY WITH A CHUCKLE
HIS ARMS CRADDLING ME AS IF I WAS SOME SORT OF A BABY, TO THINK ME... A PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION COMITTE WOULD BE HELD SO COMFORTINGLY BY MY TRUSTY FORCE. I FEEL HIS GRIP TIGHTEN ON ME AS HE STRINTS THROUGH THE BROKEN SHARDS AND WINDOW RUBBLE
"I THINK I'LL BE JUST FINE ... CAPTAIN ;) " I SAY AS I LAY LIMP APPLYING PRESSURE TO MY WOUND INFLICIED BY SUM TING KIM JONG WON UN
Jonathan Ross
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper plays and the credits roll.
Matthew Perry
jobs done men, we can go home to a safely covered up america
Josiah Moore
>and so based caps bro, the captain and all other anons that helped passed the new world order plunging the world into a new age of fat booties and technology that wouldnt have been possible if it werent for the bravery and determination of these men
Zachary Walker
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper fades and credits stop rolling
A BRIEF 6 second scene is shown with colenal captain user and "deceased" kim kong fuk on the phone.
Captain colonel user utters "operation betray the president under way" AND SCENE FADES TO BLACK AND MOVIE THEATER LIGHTS BRIGHTEN UP
Michael Gutierrez
and now to spend the next 20 mins combining all of these screencaps together in photoshop
Luke Ward
OPEARTION TASKFORCE UNLIMITED: TUBE TOP AND YOGA PANTS INVASION... PART 2.
Jonathan Bell
I saw a girl wearing shorts so short she kept having to pull them out of her ass crack. She looked about 7 or 8. Or my step dads sisters daughte, when she was 12 she would wear booty shorts. She wore super tight and small shorts at one of our 4th of July gatherings and my great grandfather looked at her and turned to me and said, "that kind of reveals everything, doesn't it?" You could literally see the curvature of her buttcheeks sticking out of the shorts.
Tyler Thomas
Put me in the screencap
Austin Peterson
This is all too complicated, lets just lower the age of consent to 15
Angel Mitchell
Please post in thread if it hasn't 404'd or post in a ylyl
Bentley Butler
one sec anons file is too big ive gotta split it up a bit. will be done soon
Grayson Williams
sorry user you were too late
Gavin Adams
JJJJJUST made the filesize limit.
Christopher Rodriguez
IS IT OVER?
Liam Torres
i cut it in half and still couldnt make it but ig you got it done so nice job there user. if only there wasnt a limit