Hello Sir, we heard reports of a man in the local area who has some dubs...

Hello Sir, we heard reports of a man in the local area who has some dubs. Please show me your singles and you are free to go.

im innocent sir

Go to bed faggot

Nothing here officer.

You already shot "my" dogs! :') I couldn't have been happier! Thank you, officers!

This is a misunderstanding officer

go fuck yourself. 4th amndt

You are all free to go, sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day

You've got nothin on me

im i being detained officer? what is my crime?