Wat do?

Wat do?
Dubs decides

Girl, you must like Obamacare cause that bodies sick!

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She's hot! Damnit why can't I get matches that stunning?

tell her 9/11 was an inside job

Tell her tits or gtfo

Are your pubes red too?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Rolling

Op you lucky Fag

Google cheesy one liners and send the first one that you find

Rolling for the pube question

Really bro? She's a 6 at best

Rolling

Checked

Op deliver please

Rolls for this

really bro? shes a 4 at best

>Dubs decides
Nah easy 8

Dubs for tits

Check em! Now keep your promise, OP. Ask her if her pubes are red.

Come on titties

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report to police for shooting people

Tell her you cum can put out the fire in her crotch

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later! Also take my picture!!!!!!!

Good job, op

Smooth af

Once we get to know each other a bit better, can I call you Little Miss Firecrotch?

Tell her that you've been screenshotting your convo and posting it on chan

Dubs expose the truth

You look exactly like my future ex-wife. Because I'm an asshole and will dump you.

Will you do sex with me?

Dubs /\
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gay dont do this

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And that's the end of this chat session.

Check em

I wanna see how smoothly op can execute this

>do you think you can capture my essence in a nude photo shoot holding a picture of you and of Chris Hanson

It's a panty dropper.

Roll on this

Ask if she has any questions for you

She's keen OP. Don't fuck it up.

ask her to prove it

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>I'm curious if you'll prove it, sent me an artsy photo of your goobersnootch

Yess!!!!!!

Mark this day as the day OP fucking delivered

Ask her when she's available? Cuz your cock is throbbing knowing she's all natural and now you wanna fuck! (Exact words no edits op)

>op is not a fag confirmed

I wonder how she'll react, smooth af as ever

Have you ever been spanked? I'd like to put you over my knee and spank your bare bottom.

Rolls

Thought that was gay?

Rip, she blocked me

Not hardcore sex, slow meaningful sex we could make a photo book out of and sell in sex shops

I'll cut to the chase. Your titties are amazing and I'd love to see them in person, but how about a sneak peak on Snapchat first?

Rolling for this

Roll

Lol sorry about that, my retarded friend stole my phone

She might think you're ALPHA

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Rolling

Shit I'm sorry.

I guarantee you won't cum

Rolllll

Goddammit op

Still a fag

Can we put our ass cheeks together and play fart wars: the force awakens

Dw we'll get em next time aye boys?

Great. Let's fuck.

RollingDubs

Dubs

I killed it. I dun fucked up.

... moving on
Dubs for this bitch 1/2

How much

sure thing op

Op you must deliver I worked hard for these

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Please be smoother the next time

Your tinder matches are worth the wait

succi succi five bucky

Kys Kya

Tinder?

lol the previous one said no

Dubs first try. Fuck yeah

Will you preform sexual things on me? I love a good caviar on my balls

Really? Are you fucking stupid

I think we should start with butt stuff and then move to mouth stuff. Also during, can i talk about my mom. Just a little.

Winrar

No shit stupid

dubs are dubs mane

Winzip

wheres that drapes bitch from b4 bro?

Rape. Sound good or should i move on?

Can't you read?

My dick's big enough to get fucked by your tits

You can change the words, just make it smooth

Holy shit how do you even do stuff with funbags that huge?

Ill give you fourteen dollars. Cash. Tonight. All you have to do is poop on video. You dont need to show your face im not weird.

I love me some honey.

Hey, you take in the backroad?

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Can my penis get inside you please now.

I'd love to motorboat those beauties.

Is that like Android 4.0?

We have moved on learn to read.

You better honor those dubs op