Wat do?
Dubs decides
Wat do?
Girl, you must like Obamacare cause that bodies sick!
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She's hot! Damnit why can't I get matches that stunning?
tell her 9/11 was an inside job
Tell her tits or gtfo
Are your pubes red too?
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Rolling
Op you lucky Fag
Google cheesy one liners and send the first one that you find
Rolling for the pube question
Really bro? She's a 6 at best
Rolling
Checked
Op deliver please
Rolls for this
really bro? shes a 4 at best
>Dubs decides
Nah easy 8
Dubs for tits
Check em! Now keep your promise, OP. Ask her if her pubes are red.
Come on titties
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report to police for shooting people
Tell her you cum can put out the fire in her crotch
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later! Also take my picture!!!!!!!
Good job, op
Smooth af
Once we get to know each other a bit better, can I call you Little Miss Firecrotch?
Tell her that you've been screenshotting your convo and posting it on chan
Dubs expose the truth
You look exactly like my future ex-wife. Because I'm an asshole and will dump you.
Will you do sex with me?
Dubs /\
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gay dont do this
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And that's the end of this chat session.
Check em
I wanna see how smoothly op can execute this
>do you think you can capture my essence in a nude photo shoot holding a picture of you and of Chris Hanson
It's a panty dropper.
Roll on this
Ask if she has any questions for you
She's keen OP. Don't fuck it up.
ask her to prove it
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>I'm curious if you'll prove it, sent me an artsy photo of your goobersnootch
Yess!!!!!!
Mark this day as the day OP fucking delivered
Ask her when she's available? Cuz your cock is throbbing knowing she's all natural and now you wanna fuck! (Exact words no edits op)
>op is not a fag confirmed
I wonder how she'll react, smooth af as ever
Have you ever been spanked? I'd like to put you over my knee and spank your bare bottom.
Rolls
Thought that was gay?
Rip, she blocked me
Not hardcore sex, slow meaningful sex we could make a photo book out of and sell in sex shops
I'll cut to the chase. Your titties are amazing and I'd love to see them in person, but how about a sneak peak on Snapchat first?
Rolling for this
Roll
Lol sorry about that, my retarded friend stole my phone
She might think you're ALPHA
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Rolling
Shit I'm sorry.
I guarantee you won't cum
Rolllll
Goddammit op
Still a fag
Can we put our ass cheeks together and play fart wars: the force awakens
Dw we'll get em next time aye boys?
Great. Let's fuck.
RollingDubs
Dubs
I killed it. I dun fucked up.
... moving on
Dubs for this bitch 1/2
How much
sure thing op
Op you must deliver I worked hard for these
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Please be smoother the next time
Your tinder matches are worth the wait
succi succi five bucky
Kys Kya
Tinder?
lol the previous one said no
Dubs first try. Fuck yeah
Will you preform sexual things on me? I love a good caviar on my balls
Really? Are you fucking stupid
I think we should start with butt stuff and then move to mouth stuff. Also during, can i talk about my mom. Just a little.
Winrar
No shit stupid
dubs are dubs mane
Winzip
wheres that drapes bitch from b4 bro?
Rape. Sound good or should i move on?
Can't you read?
My dick's big enough to get fucked by your tits
You can change the words, just make it smooth
Holy shit how do you even do stuff with funbags that huge?
Ill give you fourteen dollars. Cash. Tonight. All you have to do is poop on video. You dont need to show your face im not weird.
I love me some honey.
Hey, you take in the backroad?
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
Can my penis get inside you please now.
I'd love to motorboat those beauties.
Is that like Android 4.0?
We have moved on learn to read.
You better honor those dubs op