Hey Sup Forums, I'm a crab

Hey Sup Forums, I'm a crab.

AMA

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Does it burn when i steam you and season you
Also why are you considered a delicacy when you eat scum off the bottom of the ocean

How does it feel knowing you are a sea nigger?

I don't know, I'm very much alive. Both my parents however, were killed in that manner and I can still hear their screams today

Nigger

Is there a crab god?, is there a purpose in life for crabs?, do you smoke seaweed?

thoughts on crabs the dieses

Do you have cancer

It feels good. We're the Kangs of the sea

What is your opinion on lobsters?

Yes, you're speaking to the Crab God right now.

We smoke seaweed for ceremonial purposes. We also have mad orgies

Post a crab dick pic or I won't support the crabs

Yes, in my asshole. A build up of sea water in the rectum led to infection and the mutation of my cells

I think they control the banks

Here's a picture of me and my ex wife

Can I throw you at my friend? Will you pinch their nipples with your pincers for me.so that I can furiously masterbate to the sound of their screams?

What would happen if I gave you a knife?

You'll have to contact my agent, I'll do it if the price is right.

My pincers are are very sharp btw ;)

I would immediately go into this stance here. Ready to take you down

Fight me, Mr. Crabe

The goyim know!!!

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Yeah we're on to you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU OVERCOOKED UNDERWATER NIGGER!

When you get drunk, do you walk forwards in a perfectly straight line?

Fuck off you spongey cunt, I know it's you posting. Suck my Krusty Kock

I usually just rape my wife

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Underrated post

Oh you're an American crab?

Do you smoke and/or have a knife on you? I know your packing fucking crab, don't try and stab me again you ass hole

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Do you do contract work? There are all these jellyfish that wash up on my beach

How's life as a crab dude

Hey so is Mr Krabs as a character offensive to your culture

A lot of the commoners do contract work , ask them

Pretty swell, difficult at times. Kinda difficult to keep my pincers sharp as I age

Not particularly, I mean; he's just a celebrity, out of touch with the common crab. Like the Crab equivalent of George Clooney

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>I think they control the banks
Fucking jew lobsters.

Smash or pass?

Where's the best place to find commoners to hire? For normal day laborers I just drive to home Depot and shout "cervasas for contruction help" and people come running

This guy actually looks like a lobster

Smash without a doubt, don't tell my wife though. She hates lobsters

I can get you 500 crab slaves for the right price

Are hermit crabs like niggers to normal crabs?

No, they're more like the wise elders.

Nigger

Post crab tits

What are your views on lobsters?

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They're slick

Fuuuck she's tight. Bet she's a trap

Extended version

How are you around scissors?