Hey Sup Forums, I'm a crab.
AMA
Hey Sup Forums, I'm a crab.
AMA
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Does it burn when i steam you and season you
Also why are you considered a delicacy when you eat scum off the bottom of the ocean
How does it feel knowing you are a sea nigger?
I don't know, I'm very much alive. Both my parents however, were killed in that manner and I can still hear their screams today
Nigger
Is there a crab god?, is there a purpose in life for crabs?, do you smoke seaweed?
thoughts on crabs the dieses
Do you have cancer
It feels good. We're the Kangs of the sea
What is your opinion on lobsters?
Yes, you're speaking to the Crab God right now.
We smoke seaweed for ceremonial purposes. We also have mad orgies
Post a crab dick pic or I won't support the crabs
Yes, in my asshole. A build up of sea water in the rectum led to infection and the mutation of my cells
I think they control the banks
Here's a picture of me and my ex wife
Can I throw you at my friend? Will you pinch their nipples with your pincers for me.so that I can furiously masterbate to the sound of their screams?
What would happen if I gave you a knife?
You'll have to contact my agent, I'll do it if the price is right.
My pincers are are very sharp btw ;)
I would immediately go into this stance here. Ready to take you down
Fight me, Mr. Crabe
The goyim know!!!
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Yeah we're on to you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU OVERCOOKED UNDERWATER NIGGER!
When you get drunk, do you walk forwards in a perfectly straight line?
Fuck off you spongey cunt, I know it's you posting. Suck my Krusty Kock
I usually just rape my wife
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Underrated post
Oh you're an American crab?
Do you smoke and/or have a knife on you? I know your packing fucking crab, don't try and stab me again you ass hole
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Do you do contract work? There are all these jellyfish that wash up on my beach
How's life as a crab dude
Hey so is Mr Krabs as a character offensive to your culture
A lot of the commoners do contract work , ask them
Pretty swell, difficult at times. Kinda difficult to keep my pincers sharp as I age
Not particularly, I mean; he's just a celebrity, out of touch with the common crab. Like the Crab equivalent of George Clooney
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>I think they control the banks
Fucking jew lobsters.
Smash or pass?
Where's the best place to find commoners to hire? For normal day laborers I just drive to home Depot and shout "cervasas for contruction help" and people come running
This guy actually looks like a lobster
Smash without a doubt, don't tell my wife though. She hates lobsters
I can get you 500 crab slaves for the right price
Are hermit crabs like niggers to normal crabs?
No, they're more like the wise elders.
Nigger
Post crab tits
What are your views on lobsters?
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They're slick
Fuuuck she's tight. Bet she's a trap
Extended version
How are you around scissors?