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You got your wish

no i didnt we used another thread and they havent shut the fuck up about the board since

missed it again

Aaawww:3

anime

few too many kiwis here for my liking

just booked the 13th driving theory test lads. i really can't fail it this time

bit late innit

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The rorkes always call me a paki for not being a delusional spastic

But when the civil war kicks off I'll be on the frontline while they whimper away in their houses

that new board isn't very good

Poleaboo?

How do you pronounce Sian

Remember the days where hiding your power level was a thing

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had sandwiches because crumpet girl ate all the crumpets
might smash her glasses

Not falling for this bait, no one is this thick

All you have to do is revise

mate! how are you doing?

*gives you a firm hug*

it's gnice to see you again lad, here. one on the house!

*buys you a pint*

cheers mate ;)

*gives you strong eye contact while offering to touch pint glasses*

Can guarantee you're not. Actual working class people do not engage in Sup Forums culture.

name your parent's occupations

had to do my driving theory twice and my practical about 4-5 times

People that trespass on train lines should be gassed.

I reckon there would be broad public support for this. Corbyn should adopt it as a manifesto pledge, could turn the tide.

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How should I open it lads?

why are povvos so aggressive

past theory first time

practical second time

fuck off paki nonce

they were both literally on minimum wage for my entire youth

leave her alone and turn yourself in

Contemptly

teaching assistant & it support

Dad's a lorry driver
Mum's a teaching assistant

Fuck off you posh spastic

see anne

tell her qub is for faggots and gooks

need a gf that likes to joke about domestic violence

In auto or manual?

>I-I'm middle class cos we have two cars and a nice house, honest!
fuck off you deluded runt
if you sell your labour for a living, you're working class

anyone here from Coventry?

Sup Forums is anonymous and has people from all classes posting on it

anglos talk about povvos and chavs and proles and bogans like they were literally 50% of the population yet ive never met anyone online or irl that would identify as one

seems to me that the limits of this underclass depends on who's speaking

Sharne

sharn as in shant

Pick your waifu

dad's in prison and mums a prossie

and what u fucking posh dickhead

Sharn

Controversial opinion: want a gf

>his parents were on minimum wage

HAHAHHAHAHAH

BAHAHAHHA

HOHOHOHOHOHO

>trespass on train lines
where does this even happen? must be in the most dire of shitholes

*sends you to coventry*

I'm in the middle of cov and brum in the meriden gap green belt

Heard one of you ended yourself. Gruesome what they're doing to you in there.

business idea: discover a gateway to a magical fantasy realm somewhere in my house

just had a chicken burger with chorizo, bacon and avocado
absolutely lovely, lads, just really nice :)

goal in life: to aggravate class consciousness to the point of extreme worldwide rioting

how did it take you more than 2 attempts?

how long had you been driving for prior to the failed attempts?

because they live precariously and do not have the time or energy to care about bourgeois manners, unlike middle class people who have it drilled into them

used to do it all the time when i couldn't b arsed walking in the underground thing to get to the other side

FOB

because chavs don't go online

they stick to normie retard websites like Facebook you fucking cretin

Leafy Surrey this time. Happens several thousand times a year all over the place.

nice, any pakis near you? loads near me

live a very middle class lifestyle, lots of holidays, comfy house

however, dad is a chef and works most days and most hours, owns his own business with my mum who's head waitress, therefore they are selling their labour

not quite sure if that means we're working class or petit bourgeois

manual obviously. FOY

good post

Failed my practical test 4 times, each time for one pathetic mistake
I'm a better driver than anyone here now though

>trespassing on railway

ah yes
*foot hits 3rd rail*
*immediately dies*

>avocado
foy

bogans are alright

it's the so-called "lads" whom i dislike

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Not a billionaire twat, so didn't have the option of driving without a licence. Only did a lesson once a fortnight

>all these proles on Sup Forums

Colour me surprised

I pulled out in front of a lorry in mine and the examiner had to slam the breaks on. feels shit

not my cup of tea but im glad you enjoyed it mate :)

Smelly paki bastard

most places don't have third rail u dumb cityslicker

>underclass dont go online

t. another man's underclass

really mate? no way

*jaunters off to different fellows*

*Color

Aunt Bessies home fries>>>>>McCain home fries

why are you adding an R in

it's just Shan. you utter mongs

Couldn't you drive in the company of one of your parents?

We don't need formal lessons in Australia, just a small minimum requirement of 100 hours during daytime & 20 hours at night.

FOY FOY FOY

your parents are working class and you're middle class

don't think chavs can tell the difference

its pronounced sean

>being northern

>petit bourgeois
funny how outdated marxist thought is, petite bourgeois was literally lower middle class in absolute terms back then. petite bourgeois outnumbers the working class nowadays

Aisha is the thinking mans slag

your da isn't having surplus value extracted from him as he is paid the value of his work
you're middle class

bait NZ Britbro, too easy that one.

I care about my prophet not the profits

There's no such thing as bougeios and proletariate anymore

You had every opportunity to get rich. You sucked in school and were an unintentional class clown.

Also, the culture divide between £1,000,000 and £1,000 is extremely small. You all listen, watch, and do to the same extracurricular things

labour aristocracy

think you can sit the test whenever you want here too. I assume it's only an option for kids who grew up driving tractors on private land


my parents were busy working and to take me out would have demanded time and fuel. I'm not a entitled little shit like yourself m8

might play a bit of tropico

thoughts?

just got an email from dad briefly describing the lunar cycle with some werewolf clipart

rostov

it's Sharn
t. Welsh
agreed

why would a southerner put an R in

Tune suppose
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