Gf asleep. What do?

Gf asleep. What do?

lick her feet

hit her with a broom as hard as you can

Put phone down/get off computer.

Slide behind and wake her up the fun way,

spread her cheeks

Dick to lips

..timestamp

tar and feather

Knuckle deep in pussy

Oh here ima wash my dick so I don't feel bad putting my dick to lips.
Brb

buy a new fucking sofa, its hideous..

Donkey punch her

cum on her feet

>Knuckle deep in pussy
Checks out

Real question is, why is your dick so hairy?

Go eat that pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream that she hid in the freezer and doesn't think you know about. If she asks later, say "What ice cream, baby?"

only one thing you can do.....

... super glue her butthole shut

Post her face

Pee in her butt

print a picture of a horse and begin fapping loudly
moan till she wakes up
act like you dont notice and continue fapping to horse

omg this

Oh here
...Kek

Op*
Lol I'm drunk

if she doesnt wake up just do a fat cum on horse pic and leave it next to her

>go to walmart
>red lipstick
>black shoe polish
>give yourself blackface
>also menthol rub so you smell like newports
>wake her up back grabbing her throat

this MUST happen!

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welp, let's get to supergluin' that b-hole!

damn thats pretty hot

checked
you have to do it now OP

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Show pussy

must
not
fap

Stick bare ass on her face

She seems like a heavy sleeper, think you can get it in her pussy?

sharpie in pooper

Trip's checked but not happening

superglue sharpie in pooper*

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Me rn

Go on

good... try sticking ur feet in her mouth

couldn't that be labeled as rape?
not trying to be faggot its hot af but dont want you to be incarcerated OP

Cheers, think you can get a few shots with her legs spread? If she's on the pill I wouldn't mind seeing a creampie while your'e delivering like a fucking saint.

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faggot.

she awake yet?

Shit, son. Is she your girlfriend or just your toy?

either microdick or she's awake

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wasn't expecting that at all

She's willingly tickling my balls and asshole
I'd say my gf consents

She is not asleep.. duh!
faggot just do her already..sheesh

>*OP provides*

Am I still on Sup Forums?

then nvm about rape post more faggot

Super micro dick sleep mode activated!

Nice, glad that's cleared up.

spread her cheeks at take a pic

Lick her pussy!

Shit talking an oc poster.
OP here, I'm out.
Currently getting hard again with a bj
To finish doggystyle

Cum on her face!!

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>being a self-involved faggot

cucks like you are a dime a dozen. you're not special and neither is your cum-bucket.

Show us her tits.

Thanks OP!

your girlfriend cant suck your little dick without a face full of pubes :/ i feel bad for her

Gn Sup Forums

fuck off, OP, you enormous faggot.

Lol sure trolled ya didn't I?
Oh here, still here to post

Op*

She's awaked))

That was your ex, huh?

where's the dick in this shot.. ? oh my.. super micro dick invisible mode activated...

Yes she has awoken

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sure as hell looks like it haha this guy is a enormous faggot hes mad he can't get pussy

Let see her ass hole

show us her tits and pussy please

tits or gtfo

ugh what the fuck is wrong with her ass

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Spread the meat curtains

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Pretty normal ass for a girl that is overweight but not by enough to feel self conscious about her weight to eat better or keep active.

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This

Show me her pls user.

*Show me her tits pls user

Show full face

Eating her delicious ass

Lmao look at her waist she's not overweight.
I have nothing against the girlfriend but OP is a huge douche haha

TITS OR GTFO

well done OP dont listen to theese jelly fags, you have well tamed, good looking gf

You know how dumb you probably look taking these pictures hahaha

show tits and pussy

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Lets not imply the waist is the only thing that makes a person over healthy weight. She is overweight. Go educate yourself.

We are not talking first grade phys ed here. Or BMI for autistics. We are talking healthy vs not. She isn't.

op spread them cheeks for ya boi

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please explain how she is over wieght?

Look at the fat around her panty line and thighs and ass. She is overweight, kid. Underactive and 15 pounds too heavy.