How do I fuck my friend's mom?

How do I fuck my friend's mom?

penis goes in vagoo

you put your winkie in her front bottom

If she's married then you probably stand no chance and it's not worth trying. Just find a way to hack her phone or sneak it from her to look for nudes.

more pics?

You put your penis in her vagina

Make sure she knows how much of a good friend you are to her son and that she's a pretty lady. Also make sure she knows how lonely and sad you are. Try to cry.

On the other hand if she's single and has been for quite a while then you have a good chance to get with her. Just be masculine and look dominate, invite her to a date.

Give her drugs. She looks like a cokehead.

Yeah, if she's married, GL. If you're a teenager, GL. If you're in your 20s, you stand a better chance.

If she's divorced, just start by being charming around her. Offer to help her out with stuff around the house. Be playful with her, but not overtly sexual. After a few weeks, once she's let her guard down a bit, then start throwing out things here or there that she could interperate as sexual. Something risque, just to get her thinking about it.

Eventually she may be playful back. That's when you know you have her. Enjoy your new fuck buddy and your ruined relationship with her son.

She's ugly af
Shouldn't be hard.
Your penis I mean. Don't get erect over butters

This will only work if OP was a beta and she knows he is. Otherwise he will embarrass himself and will never get her.

>This will only work if OP was a beta
He should act so around her

>act

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even better then

damn, I wanna be inside her.

Bump.for more pics

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Is she single OP? Also: more!

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She's cute. I get why one would want to fuck her.

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>tfw my mom is more attractive than this girl.
does this mean my friends what to.. fuck my mom?

You should know that if a woman is attractive, there are multiple men out there that want to cum inside her.

You are definitely right, still I realized she was
really fucking hot when I was like 18.. kinda late.
It was first then when I realized all the occassions where people have been hitting on her.

felt stupid af

Are you one of these man?

men*

No I'm not into wincest, more like a cuck I guess

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I understand.

this pretty much OP

Unf. I want to feel that muff brush against my upper lip.

Moar?

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