You wake up and everyone has vanished

You wake up and everyone has vanished.

wat do?

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Weep for joy.

Checked and dear lordy yes.

find the nearest bar get some beer then go to a car dealership get a new car stop at a grocery store pick up some steaks and charcoal then go home and bbq

jack it
find weed and guns

Finally fulfil my dream of becoming a cobbler

I would do exactly this, And then just hoon around on empty roads until I eventually wrap myself around a tree

Firstly. Steal a fuck ton of hard drives. Goto isp with computer and download tons of data to help me survive also vidya game.

Finally, unfettered access to nursing home minibus seats

Celebrate

well if you dont kill yourself you could always pick up another

Steal stuff I want

Not stealing if it doesn't belong to anyone.

Go to the zoo and kill all the hostile animals, and let the passive ones go.

Blow up skyscrapers

>establish a base location, like a sports stadium
>>Go to animal shelter chose dogs for personal companions and protection
>secure food and water in quantity
>>stock up on dry pet food
>Secure large stash of fuel
>Set up solar and wind generator systems
>Set up gas generators, for when the other two options won't cut it
>Set up rain collection system
>Sports field will be turned into garden for food
>learn to build steam engines
>establish comfortable home
>>wait to die

Yeah but from shops

Steal the plot idea from a 1985 movie.

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Begin a pilgrimage to Japan in some form to locate the possible uncensored hentai and JAV.

Rob a nigga then I go out my way

But you already have infinite foods from the grocery store. If you run out, travel out to find more grocery stores. If the food expires, eat honey ya bitch.

Where the fuck is everybody?

Find an 18-wheeler and take everything I want.

Post this thread again for 117th time. Wait.

it's not just about having food. It is the psychological aspect of doing something.

Loser route is raid the dispensaries until I have a few hundred pounds of weed, and just stay high and eat canned whatever

search for all the food with long duration and all the water bottles
and arm myself, who knows what da fuck is going to happen
also just break into every fucking house and search for awesome stuff

well firstly: Get loads of non perishable food from the supermarket.
Find a nice house to make my own.
Find a nice vehicle.

Then probably spend the rest of my life, enjoying nature and looking for an answer as to why everyone disappeared.

Get a car, load it up with a ton of wood, basic supplies, steak, whisky and a comfy insulated hammock.
Continue to the next beach, build a fire, one it's burned down grill, then rebuild the fire.
And repeat. After an hour to a week there won't be electricity, so instead of running a generator deep into the night, the fire will give enough light for basic reading and warmth.

...

wat

microwave my own tendies, curse the heavens for the inconvenience of having to do so, go back to playing vidya

enjoy unlimited free supply of Fedoras?

Since none of the worlds nuclear centers are taken care of, wouldn't the world just explode?

Would fart in public. But since there is no puclic no more I wouldn't be able to do it, so it would just be a regular fart, not a public fart...

nah
you need to activate a nuke

Classic stuff:
>stealing a sport car
>shooting every window
>running naked in the street
>probably turning my home into a fortress

But the thing is that you might start to become crazy with the lack of people:
>no sex
>nobody's here to make you food
>nobody to play/to chat online

Start masturbating, no different to any other day really

go house by house collecting dirty panties

Celebrate, stealing stuff would be a must

i think he meant reactors. they would explode since there would be no one around to maintain them

>secure genetic samples

>get scientific documents and begin making artificial wombs.
>grow hundreds humans over my remaining lifetime and ensure extinction is avoided.
> automate the process in case of future event like this

>fedora
I'm sure you mean trilby, as they are more commonly used in our cultural setting.
It's a common misconception.

yup that's what I mean't

Go raid girls houses and take all their socks, panties, bras, etc. Spend my remaining years as a cross dressed pervert eternally jacking off with my stolen goodies.

download all the illegal porn before power goes out. grab all the expensive shit before everyone suddenly reappears so im rich in that occasion. take a car and see the world.

I think people heavily underestimate the inevitable insanity that comes from not speaking to anyone in months. You'll maybe enjoy yourself a week and then you'll want to kill yourself. Nobody can take it more than a few months.

lel

>create artificial womb with vagina
>end up fucking it for all eternity and never finish project

Are wow servers gonna stay online? If so just play it till death. Finally no more gankers

if the nuclear fuel is cooled and the reactor shuts off, nothing would happen
after a time it could be mildly radioactive

And what about those guys in jail who serve in isolation? They are there for months or maybe years

The issue here is that if everyone's magically disappeared, there's a chance they might magically reappear at any time.

you pretty much said mine first
also, nice dubs user

>>nobody to play/to chat online
befriend animals

I'll just walk and view the world as an empty abyss maybe i'll practice landscape painting learn the guitar piano too and once i turn old and die wishing for somebody to love me i finally pass away and go into an even darker empty abyss.

at least no more migrants, thank god

Cycling tour of north Cornwall

And are on suicide watch 24/7. They don't come out all clear-minded now do they? They are fucked for live and isolation is just legal torture. Civilized countries don't allow isolation for extended periods of time for that very reason.

Sorry forgot to space annons

Power goes out in minutes

> first raid pharmacy, get a good medical stash set up. (esp. Valium to take the edge off the new situation)
> accidently overdose on some morphines behind the cash register

i always wondered what would happen to nuclear power plants in a situation like that. there's no way the engineers prepared for that kind of thing. would they overheat and go full tschernobyl or shut themselves down?

go to the main city and see what it looks like in all the skyscrapers

Why a sports stadium when you could have actual farms?

if the nuclear plant shuts off and the nuclear fuel( it is "brennstäbe" on german, dont know how to call it on english) is still in the cool water, nothing would happen. the nuclear fuel will cool off and not be heated anymore.

Modern nuclear powerplants have liquid catalysts. In the case of overheating, the catalysts will evaporate and reaction will stop. That's why chernobyl can't happen that way again.

thx, you too

sleekdong.com is the best site ever

but doesnt the US still have older ones and what about if a fukanaka happens again

enjoy it for a week then kms

would that take thousands of years?

nah....it would be over in 30 minutes I think.
It really just needs to cool off

everyone comes back on the eighth day

>nah....it would be over in 30 minutes I think.
that sounds like meltdown

Take it as a sign that the world is preparing me for battle. I'll raid airforce bases and steal government tech and I'll build a fort. Then I'll slowly lose my mind as the battle never comes and I'm just in my fort doing drugs and posing in the mirror with guns.

Shit on the street

Welp... Time to get looting

I believe all nuclear powerplants had to be adjusted after chernobyl, it was a simple mechanical error that caused the problem. I don't think the US has any powerplants with the same technical liabilities as chernobyl. Fukushima was a different problem. Half of the plant was destroyed by a wave and all the radioactive shit leaked out. Kinda hard to prevent that from happening in the future.

I would nigger around and call that "survival"

kek

nah dude, the fuel needs to fucking hot for a reaction
it just needs to cool of to a safe point
after some time the shit is still hot as fuck, but no reaction will occur
a melt down is when the nuclear fuel has nothing that cools it off
look up the "elephant foot", this is some melted down fuel. looks cool
sorry for my bad english

on the eighth day be caught fappaning with a dildo in your butt as its airing in time square

well, we could talk in german.

Become a god

die brennstäbe sind in einer kühlflüssgkeit
je nachdem wieviel energie man erzuegenmöchte werden sie etwas rausgezogen oder mehr hineingesteckt
so ein meltdown kann nur entstehen wenn die brennstäbe solange nicht gekühlt werden das dass material tatsächlich zu schmelzen beginnt. ab da hast du ein problem.
heutzutage werden noch beschleuniger eingesetzt die im falle eines risikos die stäbe schneller abkühlen lassen.
hast dir schon den elefantenfuss angeschaut?

heil hitler

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I would gather as much cash as I could and stockpile it somewhere safe (in case everyone re-appears?). Then I would get meds in case I got hurt/sick and needed them.

Then supplies/clothes.

Then all women I know who have nude photos of themselves, etc. I would take them and fap for probs a few days. Then would wear hot celeb panties for a few days. Then would just go surfing maybe I dunno.

how's the rapefugees? or is it just a meme?

>cash
are you retarded?

die reaktion findet nur statt, wenn das zeug ne bestimmte temperatur erreicht? hatte irgendwie ne andere vorstellung. das material kühlt also ab, strahlt aber für die nächsten paar tausend jahre?

most I know are fun. I guess 50% of them are still shitbags

First priorities: water, food, fuel and a generator.

in Austria it is not that bad, so I am ok
our police pretty much beats the crap out of the niggers nowadays
in germany it is fucking crazy

it's water, fuel, food and a generator

FPBP

check if runescape is still working

look for abandoned party hats

ja genau!
die eigentliche energie die erzeugt wird ist eine mechanische energie.
am ende jedes kernreaktors hast du turbinen die durch den wasserdampf betrieben werden.
die kühltürme sind dafür da um die entropie abzubauen.
dir die entropie zu erklären würde jetzt denk ch mal zu lang dauern

gut, dass ich mir ein paar stunden lange vidoes zu entropie angesehen habe.

It's kinda sad how you Americans take pride in your ignorance.

ich war auf der Uni wirklich gut in thermodynamik und auch ich habe lange gebraucht um dahinter zu steigen was es damit auf sich hat
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