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Firat and ducks win da cup

Crosby getting concussed as fuck was a good thing.

It knocked out all the douchebag diving crying and whineyness out of him.

Now he just plays good hockey.

Shame he'll be a vegetable in a decade, but good for him!

hokei is gay

How may I assist you in assisting

>rags

Hawks desu

>tfw no crafty manlet to carry jvr and bozak

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How come no one is hyping up McSecondary anymore? Before if he spit on the ice it was a highlight, now no one talks about him at all

>His team doesn't have a Manlet with 29goals

>le skate fast up to crease and put muffin shot through five hole man

Tfw >our manlet is being a cuntmuffin

>le skate fast man who gets to the crease but passes while goal is open where the puck is passed again and is scored
Ftfy

Whose year is the bigger failure in each conference?

The Bolts are probably the biggest in the East by a large margin, struggling to take a spot in the weakest division.

But who is the worst from the West? The Stars or the Blues? The Stars have been shit, but a team that went from out of the playoffs to 1st in the best division back out of the playoffs doesn't seem as potent as a perennial President's competitor struggling for a playoff spot behind a lackluster Flames team.

So a divisional 3rd seed has won the west 3 times a row now. Oilers going all the way?

I think the sheen has kinda worn off. He puts up points nightly, and he's led the league in points for like three quarters of the season, so there's only so much ink they can spill over him at this point.

Plus Laine and Matthews are having really amazing rookie seasons, so that is bound to get covered a lot.

lol, excellent OP

True, he does pass way more than he shoots, he knows his shot is a weak ass muffin

You're now only seeing just how little people care about Edmonton.

finland is not welcome

>two rookies have more goals than mcmeme

Kek

His goal yesterday was pretty awesome.

>le dangle Josi, haul ass to the crease and go far side on Rinne man

....to ignore all the opportunity at store here

Stop being fags and come find funny people

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I can't really take this bait while McDavid is sitting pretty much 20 points ahead of both of them, lads.

Draisaitl is tied with both of them in points.

>best American 1st overall since Kane and best sniper since Ovechkin are as good as a 3rd overall German

>Johnny hockey's assist last night
Holy fuck my dick

Camera aint high definition enough.

@CapFriendly
Food for thought: If the #Kings wanted to turn around & flip Bishop before Wed, they can retain up to 50% of the $4,760,000 they acquired.

>Wake up a night
>go to wash room to get a drink of watter
>look up in mirror
>see this

Wat do

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oops

first for Bob Carpenter

this gigapixel sucks dick

Yeah it does that sucks. Maybe because it's outside at night and bigger than an arena? My bad

@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Tampa Bay claims Greg McKegg off waivers from Florida; Columbus claims Zac Dalpe from Minnesota; Carter and Pulkkinen clear waivers

>Greg mckegg

Greg the egg

Boyle trade incoming

What a great fucking name.

fuck hockey
fuck white people

Any CBJ/NSH fans know how many starts to expect going forward from Saros/Korpisalo ?

>the Wild got Hanzel
Lock up your children folks, Pedosota is looking dangerous.

>bringing a cup to Somalia
Can't let it happen

Lol, korpisalo maybe 6 or 7 more

selling the farm for another one and done season is dangerous

There are literally 2 teams outside of the metro with 80 or more points, there are 4 in the metro
get your act together NHL

He's also playing with McDavid and a couple years older. It's not really a fair comparison.

>Arvidsson - 3 time draft reject, SHL reject 44 points
>Bustkov - leader of the mongolian golden generation tribe 37 points

LOL its not even funny anymore

>hfboards trying to convince themselves drouin is getting traded

Nylander also doing better than Rantanen (only 5 mths age difference)

>60gp vs 46 gp

you gotta step up your game

>goal points

Why is Sweden so amazing at hokkei? Finland should be ashamed to even post in these threads.

>the farm
They traded the likely 29th overall pick in a shit draft and a second in next years. Their forward prospects are actually looking good and they have Reilly and Olofsson developing in the AHL

Also a 2nd in 2019 if they make it past the first 2 rounds

>Easiest starts in the league being carried by a legend and canadia frog gaybois

vs

>creating goals by skating the whole ice, battling 3 guys twice your size and the score while playing on the forth line for 3/4 of the season

Amazing fucking post.

they won't unless they fire bruce

I could just as easily say they traded the 22nd or higher pick

So is arizona's GM a retard for agreeing for that to be the condition?

So I stopped watching/ following the NHL around ten years ago or so, and i was wondering what your perception of the Devils are in the post 00s and Broudeur era?
Also, is Crosby still the best player in the world?

>tfw >your team has not one (1) but TWO (2) elite swedish forwards
Feels good not falling for the Russian meme. Thanks based Sweden.

Now we just need to solve our goaler problem because >finnish goaltending will sink us again if we don't

Go look at the probability of that pick becoming an NHler, hell any pick after the top 10

>wew it's fucking nothing

so we should ignore success from guys like keith, williams, quick and thomas??

>tfw >your team has only one (1) swede and one (1) finn so the finn gets canceled out only barely

GMs dont masturbate over mystery box picks, unless theyre the GM of a loser team like arizona lmao

All those draft picks sure have them sitting comfy in the basement

>elite swedish forwards
>zero hardware between either of them

>Devlels
Shit trap team that tried to ruin hockey, but also helped usher in the new rules that made hockey faster and more exciting than ever before
>Brodeur
Legend, sort of a system babby but undeniably one of, if not THE best ever
>Crosby
Still the best player in the world, will probably have his thrown usurped by Connor McDavid in the next couple years

>implying forsbergs dick wasnt hard when he fucked your mother last night

but they collectively masturbate over a potato guy like hanzel?

>tfw two of >your team's top four are Swedish
Thank you, swedeland

Can you be a system babby when you are literally the system?

>Canadian doesn't know how to build through the draft
what a surprise

>tfw top goal scorer and best defensemen on my team are Swedish
Thanks Sweden

Ill trade you 1 bernier for 1 pekka amd a bag o' pucks

This is a good point.

Is scoring 30 goals in your rookie season a good thing?

busts

CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN

THE RED FLAG WAVING NEVER MEANT THE SAME

THE KIDS OF TOMMOROW DONT NEED TODAY WHEN THEY LIVE IN THE SINS OF YESTERDAY

WTF I love Sweden now

Thank you Sweden and fuck you Finland

Cant wait for Finlands favourite son to turn Oilers a contender again.
You better thank us you fucking faggot leafs.

SMITTY

SMITTY

SMITTY

SMITTY

Throw in some chewing gum and we have a deal

Thank you for Pulju, based Finland

>tfw /hoc/ is finally beginning to realize how inferior and shit finland actually is

>juseu markinenainen
>good

Fuck you

Good posts

Us Americans have known this for hundreds of years
There is a reason most American teams (Minnesota isn't America) don't have that many finns

Big leaugue chew ok?

Can you get me some double bubble?

>Sweden gives us two young near-elite defenders and Olympic hero Tomy Salo

>Finland gives us Curry, Tickanen and some AHL bust

Really forces you to pontificate

>olympic hero tommy salo

made me laugh to be desu

What's Minnesota's record against the oilers? Playing young teams always seems to get them going for some reason.

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Sweden gave us the best center of our generation, Alexander wennberg

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>Salo got more olympic golds than the entire """""""nation""""" of Finland

The greatest olympian in Belarussia.

Found some in the back

Going to have to remind you that olympic golds before nagano do not count.