Anyone else have a micro penis? If not what medical conditions do you have?

Anyone else have a micro penis? If not what medical conditions do you have?
>no self diagnosed bullshti

I have been diagnosed as having an acute tendency to be cooler than all my friends

TBI ( traumatic brain injury)
TBI migraines
PTSD
chronic stress fractures on the ol shins
Cartilage is worn out they want to replace my knees
Deaf in my left ear.
Alot more I don't feel like typing up...

diabetes
musculary dystrophy duchenne (i am 31 years old, should be dead since ~10 years)

FADS (Fat Ass Depression Syndrome)

do hemorrhoids count?

also, my penis is a little curved

I've got a saggy hairy ass and a saggy penis.

also, my balls seem a bit oval instead of spherical, and of different size and placed at different height.

also, if I don't show and bidet for 4-5 days, inter-buttcheek sweat around the anus (peri-anal area) smells funny, more of a fungi than sweated shit. In that case I change my pantsu, possibly after bideting.

finally, it seems I found the reason why my anus was itchy at times during the night. It was because of broken hair crawling down the inter-buttcheek canyon.

I guess I should bidet more frequently.

I'm a cunt.

in a genital or metaphoric manner?

tfw small benis D-X