These two guys defused 1800kg bomb. What of relevance did you do today?

These two guys defused 1800kg bomb. What of relevance did you do today?

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I gave a guy dermatology advice that was so bad it would likely ruin his face for life and by the time he realizes it it's beyond repair.

>What of relevance did you do today?

I posted a picture of Chris Chans vagina and someone replied to my post

I didn't go near a fucking 1800kg bomb

Jerked off to my favorite porno 3 times while smoking weed then played vidya. I also drank some Pepsi. Gonna make spaghetti tonight for dinner and watch a movie and smoke more weed.

link?

Jesus Christ that's retarded xd

I replied to a post of Chris Chans vagina

cleaning up british dirt... #relevance

I saw that post.

you're doing Gods work user. Have another (You)

laundry. made ceviche. cleaned my kitchen

I pissed off several Sup Forumstards by being a normal, civil person on Sup Forums.

Didn t sleep all night beat my dick off 3 times abnd till now was collecting around 10k los pesos

wtf kind of bomb did they defuse, shit was already rusty it wouldn't of blown up.

I jacked off into a cup a drank it. Come at me bro.

thanks for the (you)'s

Looks like andy sixx's log of shit

They killed it, they destroyed a thing of beauty

The Bastards

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i planted that bomb youtu.be/GNikooelESw

not nearly steamy or creamy enough

youtu.be/GNikooelESw

I got these righteous dubs

Trips of wisdom.

What did you tell him?

Today I put BBQ ribs in the oven at 165 deg F. It's still got about 4 hours to go.
I fapped to loli porn.
I cleaned out my roomba, my cat is shedding really bad lately.
I contemplated the universe and the evidence that gravity is somehow some sort of extra-universal or pan-universal force.
I wrote another few paragraphs of my book.
I surfed the web, checked my bank account for any evidence of fraud, and hit Sup Forums for the last hour or so.

I'd say I've done a number of things of much greater relevance to my life than some bomb that would not have changed anything in my life no matter what it did.

I professionally prevent train crashes for a multi-national transportation company.
Our cars transport bombs hourly.
Along with fissile nuclear material, weapons systems, firearms, toxic waste and industrial chemicals.
I've personally prevented more american deaths last week than every war since WWII.
Get at me.

NEET Detected

i started a thread on Sup Forums that got a couple replies before 404ing

thats irrelevant tho. it would take like a thousand years to defuse all the mines around the world.
FACT

I did my work. Not my fault I collect the benefits of my past work while you keep having to work for each meal.
Keep running on that wheel, lil mouse. There's cheese at the end somewhere.

Dismembered an underage black prostitute and distributed most of the pieces around the 285 loop of Atlanta.
I kept the feet for fapping and the breasts to fry up for dinner.

I could blow them up all at once the same time I blow up the Earth.
phaw,... a thousand years....

why are you on Sup Forums grampa

>keeping pure fat for dinner.
Ewww.

Inman Yard here.
I'll be looking for you.

Tits taste almost exactly like bacon.

People my age do everything in our power to keep from fucking our wives.

post it dude i wanna see it

also can't belive he got it choped off

god i hope his kids marry neggers and they kill his kids or they end up leaving his kids

I made sure the next time those two guys want to get a well deserved burger their card'll swipe correctly.

>t. bank IT guy

the rollout of chip and pin technology is abysmal
i get a chip read error every few times i use my card
half of stores still don't even have the chip reader hooked up
i blame you

I just woke up

fuck off you suicidal kid.

how bad does has she got?

Sold those guys gasoline and diner and it was yesterday that they defused it

It's great to see that all these years later, we Brits are still causing problems for the Germans. Fuck the EU.

finishing courses then working out

my nigga

how dem pillows feel?

how many of these those bastards dropped on civilian cities that actually detonated

>finally managed a shit after a week of constipation
>managed to prolapse my Anus during said monster shit
>managed to get my sexy roommate to push it in for me
She was initially disgusted, but laughed and even managed to accidentally grab hold of my dick during the process. She turned beat red when she touched it. She definitely wants to fuck....

>yfw a pro-(((refugee))) politician's daughter worked at a (((refugee camp))) before she was raped and murdered by (((refugees))) and he still defended them

>tfw nazis can't triforce

Well spotted. Nazis were fucking newfags.

I put the victims of the hurricane in my thoughts and prayers. I sent lots of positive energy their way.
I MADE A DIFFERENCE! If you don't believe me, ask Tumblr.

fine set of relics, how many bodies of men were those pulled from, anglo?

Hitlers dildo!!

Does the weight of the bomb determime how hard it is to difuse?

I shim shammed the shimmering shammering shim of a sham, that just shim-sham's away into the Shimmerland.

Whos that?

I ace clutched 1v5 on De_Train to close out the game 16-10.

Masturbated a 12 year old girl.

not a single original...
especially the Krim Medal is ridiculously faked

and told a big fat lie?

So so sweet. It was like being hugged

Looted by my grand father from Berlin in 1945. They're real and unissued.

Ofcourse, I mean I couldn't just tell normies I did it, so I said I didn't do much, just played vidya at home.

Its okay she said she's gonna marry me when she grows up and we slowly eased into masturbation under the premise grown ups do this when they're going to get married :3

Youre a faggot. I hope she realizes what you did to her and she takes you to court

fapped to a chick with a dick.

So you fapped to a guy with long hair. Nice one queer

>I hope she realizes what you did to her
Well, considering she's been masturbating before she even knew me, I'd say she realizes just fine. But stay mad kiddo ^_^

I made water safe to drink for tens of thousands of people, it may not be glamorous, but people need water.

I already reported you to the fbi.

Its okay bro, I'm in Saudi Arabia.
Its legal here :^)

I fucked your mom

you mean you played cs:go or CoD?

Cleaned the kitchen garbage can wify made pancakes now were just watching did you know gaming videos

I woke up

I had a massive shit. Felt good man.

fake news

Sexual intercorse without marriage is illegal. But i highly doubt youre in saudi arabia.

What an eventful day

Nice work, I'm jealous.

We're not having sexual intercorse. We masturbate. But you sound incredibly salty over my loli waifu.

God youre an idiot.

>Being this mad I have a loli and you don't.
Why so triggered user? And stop calling me God, just because I'm better than you doesn't mean I'm God.

Funny how this so called "British bomb" is found in Germany after the arrival of a million rapefugees

Things aren't always what they seem...

>Trusting his taste
dude it's probably 3 dudes having a foot orgy

Overall id say 6/10 cumfy afternoon

Thanks user

Just blew my load to it again lol. I guess I better get ready to make spaghetti soon. I'm getting hungry.

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Natasha Olesja is her name.

tbh I'm in Europe m8

We've had chips since forever here, at least 10-15 years. They work perfectly every time.

My duo partner almost won our pubg game

How about you get a woman your age instead of tricking some girl into liking you.

Unexploded WW2 bombs are found all the time in Europe.

How about you get any woman before judging others kiddo :^)

maximum autism achieved
it's a joke
look at the bomb
it's dressed as an arab
it's a joke

I have a woman.that is my age. And i got her by being honest with her and not taking advantage of her.

I just sold 150 tons of plastic. You know how much containers this means? It's like 8 sea containers, the 40ft containers. Of plastic. I sold it. And no, I didn't pose like a faggot next to a 70yo rusty bomb that wouldn't explode even if I made a barbecue on it. Posers.

150t of plastic, fuckers.

Right, your sister doesn't count kiddo :^) Allah is pretty clear about that kind of thing.