CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

volvé grondona, te perdonamos

when did ecuador get so good

XDDD

They are strong at home (+3000 metre altitute and hot as fuck -literally over the Equator-) and have an Argie manager

>FIFA rankings
not even once

Everyone has an Argentine manager

They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

I don't even want >us to qualify, the team is complete shit and even if we make it to the final these losers are gonna choke with whatever team makes it.

Thanks bro, didn't catch that the first time

I said that "they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador"

if you didn't notice btw

Valencia is unironically the best RB in the world desu

Kekuador won't qualify.

Oh, they will.

Why isn't Messi carrying Argentina?

Oh that's right, he can't.

this 100%

Messi is the reason they are #5 and not #9
If he played every game they would be top 3 easily.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

really makes me think

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>2 wins in the last 8 games

yeah nah

>They are really strong at home but really bad away.
>They only lost at home against Brazil.
>They only won away against Argentina.
>Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
>Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

How is it even possible to not qualify for a tournament?

I always thought it's like you can just get expelled for political reasons or because you don't give a fuck about something happening in Uruguay...

Argentina sucks even more than I thought...

Last 4 games: 2 wins, 1 draw & 1 defeat.

Like anons says here: , , , , , , they are really strong at home but really bad away.

>peru made more goals that >us
how shit higuan and aguaro are?

>Ecuador vs Colombia
>Ecuador vs Brasil
>Ecuador vs Argentina
So Ecuador is not going to the WC

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

this 2bh

also

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

THIS tbhf, we are really strong at home but really bad away. only lost at home against Brazil.
We only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>Estadio Malvinas Argentinas

What did they mean by this?

shit stadium desu

This but also They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>Colombia
gizzz

do u think WC final will be Brazil VS Germany with Brazil enacting big revenge for >sieben eins

You are forgetting one thing desu They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

no. it will be france vs brazil.

but this is not colombia desu. its ecuador that is strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

Here's a haiku from a New Zealander.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

It's almost like FIFA rankings are a joke.

Why do you even expect to make the world cup? Only against an AFC team you might have a chance.

Very true. We have only ever come in through AFC teams. China (1982) and Bahrain (2010).

Kiwis don't give a shit about soccer tho

I want them to.

I think >we found >our replacement for messhit

they got pacey black strikers like bolanos and valencia
altitude advantage at home games and they simply had a good sequence, probably going to drop some points now (as they did already)
although they had such a good start the wc spot is pretty much locked

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Ecuador? Like what's their home/away from?

Can we meme Argentina into becoming the next Netherlands?

Kek

Literally laughted out load

You need Cervi

also t-they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

conmebol is the hardest zone for wolrd cup cualification only 10 teams and all of them are good teams. we dont have macedonia, san marino or andorra

>conmebol is the hardest zone for wolrd cup cualification when we don't have Grondona to save our ass

Fixed for you.

not really, euro might have more shit teams but we also dont have half of our group qualify.

cause you are 150 little countrys. only 5 or 6 of them are in good level . you get a good group and got instant WC cualification
in conmebol you have to play brasil, uruguay, colombia you lose that 3 matches and you are fucked.

you are just so hype cause having a good cuali,
it seems you forgot the shit that you are 1 year ago.

how would you be fucked? if you so good that only those teams would beat you can still get more than enough points to grab 4th or 5th which basically qualifies you instantly. its not like they dont lose points when they play each other either

in euro you get top of the group or play the russian roulette of the play-off. a play-off that isnt against samoa or whoever the fuck conmebol 5th place gets .

that's not true at all. uruguay/chile/colombia/ecuador are all supposed to be worse than brazil/argentina. it was always a two-horse race between we and argies.

and it have 18 games, so if you lost one or two games you can easily recover from that.

oh boy, I definitely forgot the times with dunga & felipão. now that we have tite, I expect nothing but a sixth star on our shirt.

when did ecuador get so good?

well they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

can you elaborate?

cause the other 9 teams are good too, in europe only 3 or 4 teams are in that level. you have the chance to play poland, san marino , andorra, etc. even you rumania if you were here on south america .you probably will never get to go to WC.

im glad you forgot that easy, here in argentina 7-1 at home will be a bath of humility.

ecudaor is at a really high altitude which makes it hard for visiting teams to adjust to so they rarely lose at home

they nearly always get exposed when travelling tho

never is a horse race between the two of us, or you have forgot the many times brasil stuggle to cualifies, only you say tha cause now you are doing well. i think you are too hype for your own good but is reasonable cause 7-1 in the world cup., and in your home, is only one in a lifetime.

i mean we arent making in even now and we havent for 20 years now so thats not much of a point. still, grabbing 1 of 5 spots is easier than getting 1 of 1(or 2+the play off opponent) regardless of opponent.

Quito (Ecuador's capital) is +3000m over sea level and that makes the air pressure lower and it has less oxygen available than sea level places. If you are going to play there, you either have to go a few weeks earlier (impossible for qualifiers) or arrive just a few hours before the match to avoid health complications. The ball also runs faster and gets some bizarre effects because of the thin air, making GKs who are not used to it miserable.

Can he save Argentinian football?

They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

I don't think so, They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

Yea, due to shitty managers. But guess what? We have never failed to qualify, unlike you argies.

This shit isn't hard, m8. Stop lying to yourself.

We were at #7 with Dunga, and then Tite came in. Suddenly, 6 games, 6 wins. We went from #7 to #1, and already virtually qualified. With 6 fucking games. Now that's a "tough" qualification, huh?

Uruguay, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Paraguay, all them have to face us with a bunch of who's and still manage to surpass us sometimes. Uruguay barely have enough players to fulfill a 23' squad.

Like I said, stop lying to yourself.

>peru got a 2nd chance only to immediately blow it again

How come Ecuador is doing better than Argentina?

Is it because they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador?

volvé grondona, te perdonamos

>we went from #7 to #1
>7-1

You cant make this shit up is deep in their subconcient

Imagine NZ eliminating Argentina at Monumental

PS: All Whites NEED to do the Haka before repechage matches

miss me yet? ;)

>against Chile
>against Bolivia in the altitude
>against Uruguay at centenario
>against Ecuador in the altitude

Are we going to make it? I have never seen my NT not play a WC

They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>mfw 5th place enters a playoff with (more than likely) New Zealand
>mfw Durante defending against Messi

kek, poor little new zealand.

Nah, Euros qualis are on easy mode, stop deluding yourself. Everyone and their mothers knows that SA qualis are the hardest qualis on the world.

volvé grondona, te perdonamos

and it was actually from #6 to #1. Oh boy..

>Estadio Malvinas Argentinas
kek, they're never gonna let that go, are they.

Argentina 0-2 Ecuador (Without Messi)
Paraguay 0-0 Argentina (Without Messi)
Argentina 1-1 Brazil (Without Messi)
Colombia 0-1 Argentina (Without Messi)
Chile 1-2 Argentina (With Messi)
Argentina 2-0 Bolivia (With Messi)
Argentina 1-0 Uruguay (With Messi)
Venezuela 2-2 Argentina (Without Messi)
Perú 2-2 Argentina (Without Messi)
Argentina 0-1 Paraguay (Without Messi)
Brazil 3-0 Argentina (With Messi)
Argentina 3-0 Colombia (With Messi)

>Brazil 3-0 Argentina (With Messi)
What did he mean by this?

80% win rate is still pretty decent

>2 copa finals
with messhit
>1 wc final
with messhit

>2 world cups
Without Messhit

There's one man who can un-cuck you, Argies. He did it for us.

Forgive him for the 2002 WC fiasco and get him back

>le primera ronda meme man
no please