Sucking dick is gross

Sucking dick is gross.

Eating pussy is gross.

I'm asexual. AMA.

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So what do you masturbate to

THIS

When did you learn you were a faggot?

You don't have to do either of those things to be into sex. Are you saying they're gross because you're a virgin and never tried them?

Can't think of anything of interest to ask you... guess you are irrelevant.
I know.
If I told you to go fuck yourself would you be offended or more like "meh, whatever"?

who touched you as a child

have you tried fucking it instead you faggot

no fap at all? tough life bro

Uncle Sam's crusty fingers stretched my asshole into the size of a rainboot and he used me like a puppet until poopycummins flew out and he made dolls out of it. Mom would drop me off for days at a time. She would make fun of me when I'd shit myself and always reeked of poop. Her solution: drop me off at Uncle Sam's.