Explain the plot of a movie poorly, Sup Forums. I'll start

Explain the plot of a movie poorly, Sup Forums. I'll start.

>An weird old guy sends two gay buddies on a long hiking trip where they meet a spooky homeless guy who attacks them.

>guy lost his jewelry
>some weird midget found it
>midget pass this jewelry through generations
>another midget get the jewelry
>some gay ass forest man says that it needs to be destroyed
>gayassman make a gay ass group
>gay ass group split
>midget get assaulted by furious crack-head midget of the mountains
>make peace with crack-head midget
>get angry with crack-head midget
>crack-head midget falls in a volcano with the jewelry he stoled
>the end

>We Were Kangz machine
>Oxygen
>Douglas Quaid
>Get Your Ass To Mars

LOTR

>midget get assaulted by furious crack-head midget of the mountains
top kek

>stupid rich fag

>Cop goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Every restaurant is a taco bell
>Fights crime
>Learns about the three sea shells
>Bangs the girl

Demolition Man

>some gay ass 11 year-old yells gibberish at a guy with a weird hat and steals his shiny rock

If I had left out the sea shells, would you have gotten it?

>finds book
>book says some shit about the number 23
>gets retarded
>realized you are the guy from the book
>realize you are a killer
>bangs girl
>end

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

possibly

got it at
>Cop goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Every restaurant is a taco bell
sits on a bench

a bunch of retards look for a cup

Yes you dumbass nigger because of taco bell

the taco bell gave it away

23

>be teenager
>live in retarded America
>somehow the leader of the nation thinks that killing young people in a tournament helps with something
>everyone dies
>you survive
>mystique too
>bangs the girl
>kills nation leader
>bangs girl

monty python and the holy grail?

>Two faggots join Reserves
>Waterboys
>Go to war
>Meet a camel
>Save the day
>Bang the girl
>Bring camel home
>Open stereo store

>run from nazis
>sleep with already taken girl
>sam and his music
>helps girl and her man escape to america
>paris

>a paleontologist is roped into helping a ditzy girl take her new cat up to Connecticut on the day he's supposed to get married

>fight crime
>get shot
>a lot
>fight crime

Casablanca

yes

Robocop

RoboCop

Correct

>kid with dumb name
>large humanoid machine

>two cops are forced to partner together to solve a mystery
>while the older one solves some clues, they don't really do much except dick around
>they're so bad at their jobs that the killer has to out himself, gets killed, but still wins
>cops are shit

>A man escapes to Argentina from the law and accidentally kidnaps a child

...

>be funnyman
>tried to fuck city up
>flying mammal man tries to stop you
>make him kill his pseudo-girlfriend
>flying mammal man gets angry
>no girl to him to bang
>tries to kill funnyman
>flyingmammal too pussy
>funnyman stays alive
>funnyman dies in real life
>don't bang any girl

Seven

The Dark Knight

>Take car.
>Go to Mum's.
>Kill Phil - "Sorry."
>grab Liz,
>go to the Winchester,
>have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Iron giant

Shaun of The Dead

>Marine Corps killing machine
>Becomes Commander of the
>Madison Academy Junior ROTC

>guy finds teeth on a beach
>guy is writing book
>guy pushes guy off building
>girl works at future mcdonalds
>there's boobs
>guy is writing a song or something
>girl is a reporter?
>guy is gay but banging yur mom
>guy is being chased by savages
>guy talks dumb wants the true true
>some guys die
>some guy gets sent to oldfolks home
>"ugh this sucks"
>people shoot at each other
>girl quits mcdonalds
>girl is true true
>it ends
Idk I didn't understand that fucking movie.

Yeah buddy, I still enjoy watching him btfo the army.

>a bunch of dinosaurs kill people

>Be black cop
>Investigating
>Skydive
>Save the day

die good

Cloud atlas

The expendables

The Expendables

nerd yells at goat

Hell yeah, loved that movie growing up

retard computer guy

>steal diamond
>hide it in construction site
>years later
>sneak back into the building
>steal diamond
>flee to Mexico

>3 sluts get girl to join slut squad and then when she meets a school shooter they fuck and kill people

>need money
>come up with scheme
>get 2 buffoons to help
>plan doesn't go right
>buffoons want more money
>I've been up for 36 fuckin hours
>dead
>prison time

space macintosh

>guy gets super power
>Saves New York
>Gets the girl

>a detective and a woman, a short guy, a fatass, a kid are looking for a statue of a bird

Is this one bareback mountain?
I never seened it before but sounds about right.....

The ringer

Napoleon Dynamite

no

A ancient god lost his crown, and only two mens can retrieve it, but they face a lot of challenges when a hybrid bounty hunter contracted by the Leader Of The New World, (who used a brainwash machine to achieve this high position) steps in their way...

Using everything they have, these two mens are successful in the stoping of a brainwash machine developed by the Dictator and they save the local town from total doom...

Its pretty fucking simple though. What you do echoes in eternity. Not that i agree.

Dead guy kills people. A lot

Saving private ryan

Ok smart ass, try this one.

>Man goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Sad about Betty Nugs
>Finds her
>Bangs the girl

Kekked

I Robot.

Spawn

Blue something. Unfunny nigger from bad boys.

>two mens

No

Encino man

that's top tier

Total recall

Americans have to clean up some disgusting biological mess Norwegians failed to contain.

>be peadophile assassin
>never fucks girl

Kangaroo jack

The Thing

>black guy has book
>walks around
>gets shot
>goes to a prison

>Three worthless pieces of shit
>Storm a radio station with plastic guns

Leon, The Professional

Blue Streak, and this movie is actually pretty good. At least what I remember of it.

>Monk, Soldier, and Movie Star go to magic island and fight spooky Magic Man to save the Earth

The professional

Checked

>Star Wars VI: A New Hope
>Starring John McCain and Ellen DeGeneres

Airheads

Mortal Kombat

Airheads

...

Land of the dead

That dumb ass Pauly Shore movie!

Correct

A nigger is a cowboy like trying to save white men world.

...

Blazing Saddles

>kidnap bosses child
>child accidentally dies
>beat family of black market organ sellers with a bat
>gf gets fried
>boss chops me into little pieces
>boss gets stabbed for killing gf

Captain hook

Passion of christ