Explain the plot of a movie poorly, Sup Forums. I'll start.
>An weird old guy sends two gay buddies on a long hiking trip where they meet a spooky homeless guy who attacks them.
Explain the plot of a movie poorly, Sup Forums. I'll start.
>An weird old guy sends two gay buddies on a long hiking trip where they meet a spooky homeless guy who attacks them.
>guy lost his jewelry
>some weird midget found it
>midget pass this jewelry through generations
>another midget get the jewelry
>some gay ass forest man says that it needs to be destroyed
>gayassman make a gay ass group
>gay ass group split
>midget get assaulted by furious crack-head midget of the mountains
>make peace with crack-head midget
>get angry with crack-head midget
>crack-head midget falls in a volcano with the jewelry he stoled
>the end
>We Were Kangz machine
>Oxygen
>Douglas Quaid
>Get Your Ass To Mars
LOTR
>midget get assaulted by furious crack-head midget of the mountains
top kek
>stupid rich fag
>Cop goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Every restaurant is a taco bell
>Fights crime
>Learns about the three sea shells
>Bangs the girl
Demolition Man
>some gay ass 11 year-old yells gibberish at a guy with a weird hat and steals his shiny rock
If I had left out the sea shells, would you have gotten it?
>finds book
>book says some shit about the number 23
>gets retarded
>realized you are the guy from the book
>realize you are a killer
>bangs girl
>end
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
possibly
got it at
>Cop goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Every restaurant is a taco bell
sits on a bench
a bunch of retards look for a cup
Yes you dumbass nigger because of taco bell
the taco bell gave it away
23
>be teenager
>live in retarded America
>somehow the leader of the nation thinks that killing young people in a tournament helps with something
>everyone dies
>you survive
>mystique too
>bangs the girl
>kills nation leader
>bangs girl
monty python and the holy grail?
>Two faggots join Reserves
>Waterboys
>Go to war
>Meet a camel
>Save the day
>Bang the girl
>Bring camel home
>Open stereo store
>run from nazis
>sleep with already taken girl
>sam and his music
>helps girl and her man escape to america
>paris
>a paleontologist is roped into helping a ditzy girl take her new cat up to Connecticut on the day he's supposed to get married
>fight crime
>get shot
>a lot
>fight crime
Casablanca
yes
Robocop
RoboCop
Correct
>kid with dumb name
>large humanoid machine
>two cops are forced to partner together to solve a mystery
>while the older one solves some clues, they don't really do much except dick around
>they're so bad at their jobs that the killer has to out himself, gets killed, but still wins
>cops are shit
>A man escapes to Argentina from the law and accidentally kidnaps a child
...
>be funnyman
>tried to fuck city up
>flying mammal man tries to stop you
>make him kill his pseudo-girlfriend
>flying mammal man gets angry
>no girl to him to bang
>tries to kill funnyman
>flyingmammal too pussy
>funnyman stays alive
>funnyman dies in real life
>don't bang any girl
Seven
The Dark Knight
>Take car.
>Go to Mum's.
>Kill Phil - "Sorry."
>grab Liz,
>go to the Winchester,
>have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Iron giant
Shaun of The Dead
>Marine Corps killing machine
>Becomes Commander of the
>Madison Academy Junior ROTC
>guy finds teeth on a beach
>guy is writing book
>guy pushes guy off building
>girl works at future mcdonalds
>there's boobs
>guy is writing a song or something
>girl is a reporter?
>guy is gay but banging yur mom
>guy is being chased by savages
>guy talks dumb wants the true true
>some guys die
>some guy gets sent to oldfolks home
>"ugh this sucks"
>people shoot at each other
>girl quits mcdonalds
>girl is true true
>it ends
Idk I didn't understand that fucking movie.
Yeah buddy, I still enjoy watching him btfo the army.
>a bunch of dinosaurs kill people
>Be black cop
>Investigating
>Skydive
>Save the day
die good
Cloud atlas
The expendables
The Expendables
nerd yells at goat
Hell yeah, loved that movie growing up
retard computer guy
>steal diamond
>hide it in construction site
>years later
>sneak back into the building
>steal diamond
>flee to Mexico
>3 sluts get girl to join slut squad and then when she meets a school shooter they fuck and kill people
>need money
>come up with scheme
>get 2 buffoons to help
>plan doesn't go right
>buffoons want more money
>I've been up for 36 fuckin hours
>dead
>prison time
space macintosh
>guy gets super power
>Saves New York
>Gets the girl
>a detective and a woman, a short guy, a fatass, a kid are looking for a statue of a bird
Is this one bareback mountain?
I never seened it before but sounds about right.....
The ringer
Napoleon Dynamite
no
A ancient god lost his crown, and only two mens can retrieve it, but they face a lot of challenges when a hybrid bounty hunter contracted by the Leader Of The New World, (who used a brainwash machine to achieve this high position) steps in their way...
Using everything they have, these two mens are successful in the stoping of a brainwash machine developed by the Dictator and they save the local town from total doom...
Its pretty fucking simple though. What you do echoes in eternity. Not that i agree.
Dead guy kills people. A lot
Saving private ryan
Ok smart ass, try this one.
>Man goes to sleep
>Wakes up
>Sad about Betty Nugs
>Finds her
>Bangs the girl
Kekked
I Robot.
Spawn
Blue something. Unfunny nigger from bad boys.
>two mens
No
Encino man
that's top tier
Total recall
Americans have to clean up some disgusting biological mess Norwegians failed to contain.
>be peadophile assassin
>never fucks girl
Kangaroo jack
The Thing
>black guy has book
>walks around
>gets shot
>goes to a prison
>Three worthless pieces of shit
>Storm a radio station with plastic guns
Leon, The Professional
Blue Streak, and this movie is actually pretty good. At least what I remember of it.
>Monk, Soldier, and Movie Star go to magic island and fight spooky Magic Man to save the Earth
The professional
Checked
>Star Wars VI: A New Hope
>Starring John McCain and Ellen DeGeneres
Airheads
Mortal Kombat
Airheads
...
Land of the dead
That dumb ass Pauly Shore movie!
Correct
A nigger is a cowboy like trying to save white men world.
...
Blazing Saddles
>kidnap bosses child
>child accidentally dies
>beat family of black market organ sellers with a bat
>gf gets fried
>boss chops me into little pieces
>boss gets stabbed for killing gf
Captain hook
Passion of christ