What do you do when your girlfriend is a nudist and you have 3 male roommates?
My girlfriend moved in with me tonight. She is a nudist. Her parents are both nudists and she was raised to think of the naked body as natural and not sexual. I tried to tell her not to go walking around nude in front of our roommates and she smirked at me and then immediately walked out into the living room, pulled her dress over her head revealing a completely nude body and sat down on the couch between two of them.
She just looked at me and said, "What? I gotta be me. Might as well get this over with."
She then proceeded to tell my roommates that she is a nudist and started talking about her childhood and eventually said that they should expect to see her walking around without any cloths on. My roommates were very, very supportive. They were smiling ear to ear. then started teasing me, telling me that I shouldn't act so possessive and talking about how I should be more accepting of who she is. It was all tongue and cheek and she laughed. I faked laugh, but underneath I was really mad.
We sat around and talked for a few hours, drinking beer and smoking weed as we discussed our new living situation. Specifically, what it was going to be like having a girl in the house living with us. She kept getting up and going to the kitchen to get beers for us. When she did that, all three of my roommates just stared at her body as she walked into the kitchen and back, practically drooling and she seemed to like their attention. It really bothered me.
I eventually just went back into our bedroom and left them there. They were just straight up flirting with her and I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know how I feel about this now that she's living here.
Did I fuck up? Pic unrelated
Jack Richardson
You literally threw meat into the lions den. What the fuck did you expect to happen. Enjoy being cucked OP
Matthew Taylor
She's better off naked She can't even match socks
Julian Barnes
Only one thing to do. RUN THAT TRAIN NIGGA!!!!!! Check em biotch
Jaxson Johnson
> Did I fuck up? You left your nude, intoxicated girlfriend on the couch with your two friends while you went to your room like a moody teenager... Yeah you fucked up and she got fucked up
Ryder Walker
Fucking kek pic
Christopher Ortiz
Don't fall for the bait. Just roll for the dubs Make dubs great again
Juan Martin
What is up with the constant cuck or gf cheating fantasy larping on here? I don't get it. Aren't there chatrooms for fantasy chat that would be way funner for you?
Anyhow, what you're describing isn't a nudist, it's an attention whore. Can you skip to the part of the story when she gets gangbanged in front of you while you wonder "oh jeez did i fuck up??"
Logan Garcia
Get naked with her. Then your friends will stop coming over if you are disgusting enough
Luis Nelson
Aw man what I miss
Ethan Russell
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Gabriel Perez
Do this op
Colton Ortiz
They all 4 live there.
Oliver Baker
Depends. How trusting of her are you? How trusting of your roommates are you not to fuck her?
I wouldn't stand for that shit, personally. Sounds like she is doing it to piss you off, or because she's interested in other guys. Red flag.
Joseph Taylor
oops, need to work on my reading comprehension. Maybe they would move out then
Hudson Mitchell
you fucking turbo autist I hope both of them cum in her mouth for her to spit it in your crying eyes
Hunter Collins
Dubs decree, time to strip down nigger
Charles Powell
Boom. Genius.
Luke Ramirez
do you have more pictures?
Brody Morris
Actually, this.
This user has the right idea. Start going around nude as well. If she's actually not an attention whore and this is genuinely who she is, then she won't say shit and she'll be happy that you're participating in her life like that.
However, if she starts raising a fuss or some shit, then you'll know for sure that she's jumping some dick behind your back.
Also, fuck those friends of yours that are oggling your girl. Take a look, sure. I get that. She's naked, and attractive. But don't fantasize about your homeboys girl right in front of him like that. Disrespectful as fuck.
Christian Turner
>It was all tongue and cheek >tongue and cheek >and cheek
Retard.
Christian Foster
Saw this post the other day are u even trying
Jeremiah Ortiz
i would dump her ass then and there
Nathan Miller
All four of us are in college. We're roommates.
Jason Jones
If dubs op must nut on gf in front of roommates to establish his piece of ass
Aaron Turner
It's not enough attention for op to role play in a fantasy board so he posts this shit here thinking he is le big trolle anonymouse
Blake Mitchell
tell her how you feel. you can't force her not to be a nudist, if that's who she is that's who she is. Just talk about how they where flirting with herr and how yu're not okay with it and then talk to your roomates and tell them to fuck off.
Gavin Wright
Kill that fucking roastie cunt before she wakes up, enjoy the sound of her choking on her own blood and the look of fear in her eyes then turn your weapon on yourself.
Justin Gomez
Just wait until she gets her first period at your place. She's going to walk around with that string hanging out and her cycle is going to accidentally make your place smell funny. Also, do you keep any kind of covers on the furniture? When she sits down on your couch with no clothing on there's always a chance there will be a snail trail of some kind (brown or shiny clear) on the furniture.
Also, your roommates are going to try to fuck her. That's biology. It's a bad idea sharing your place with them AND your girlfriend. Propinquity, close quarters, etc... It's biology. It's nature.
Samuel Powell
I feel you thanks for the advice. It kinda gets me off thinking the idea that they are drunk having sex right now so as long as their not in the room with me it's not really cheating because she's a nudist you know what I mean?
Alexander Powell
KEK
Asher Taylor
I babysit for a nudist family. They are usually dressed when company (sans me) is over so your girlfriend might just be an attention whore.
Benjamin Garcia
Reddit
Xavier Thomas
Just let her enjoy them
Brayden Allen
OP I'm from a nudist family. She's baiting your cuckold self faggot.
Lucas Robinson
that's not her that pic has been posted here for years
Sebastian Hughes
This is why we need gay people // post underrated
John Clark
Oh it's this thread again! Watching summerfags give other summerfags hypothetical advice on shared delusional wet dreams... Just bring Sup Forums back to normal already so we can share our sad stolen pics and sick porn in peace!
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Caleb Howard
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Jonathan Richardson
I grew up in a nudist family. Your girlfriend is a whore. Also make her put a towel down on whatever she sits on.
John Garcia
>put a towel down Exactly this.
Aaron Gray
just come right out and ask if they wanna do a 4some
Eli Gray
These threads are only popular because they're guaranteed replies.
It makes the shut in neets feel special seeing those (you) 's
Christian Sanders
>starts walking around naked to make friends uncomfortable >roomates start doing it too >tfw roomate's dicks are bigger tha OP's