>Be me

>>Be me
>>Buy laptop for 1400 dollars on eBay- refurb
>>Defective touchscreen
>>Contact seller
>>Sends replacement
>>Friend spills beer on computer
>>browtf.jpg
>>Surgically dismantle laptop
>>Find blown capacitor::Pic related
>>Shit
>>Spot clean any sign of beer with 99% Iso
>>No sign of liquid damage at all
>>Laptop won't even POST on rebuild.
>>Fuckkkkkkk
>>Somehow starts next day, but won't boot
>>Exploit the warranty, just pay the 100 dollars in shipping
>>Fuckers send me back the same god damn laptop
>>It somehow turns on but won't take password
>>Shit was locked
>>Reinstall Windows just to use computer
>>Noobs wouldn't even be able to use the damn thing.
>>I want a damn refund. I'll buy it from the manufacturer next time
Nope
>>Well fuck you then. I'll dispute it.
Paypal,: We'll probably help. Can you prove there's something wrong with it?
>>Hmm... It actually works fine. But I don't want to wait around for it to burst into flames or just stop working.
>>If I admit to opening the laptop, I'll be fucking myself, right?

How do I convince the paypal gods there's something wrong with the machine without actually admitting to opening it?

or you could just accept that you fucked up and take the cost? dickhead.

Would you? I'm not about to fuck myself. 1400 is a lot of money for me. I'm not even the one that spilled anything.

You spilled water on your own fucking laptop.
You're the one who fucked up and you should take some fucking responsibility.
You're the reason companies are so anal about replacing products even when they were clearly factory defective.

Faggot.

>I'm not even the one that spilled anything.

Then tell your "friend" that he fucked up and fried your $1400 laptop and needs to repay it.
Warranty is for factory defects, not for "I was an idiot with it and it broke".

Tell them you used an oscilliscope. Idk but I'll stick around to see what other people come up with.

>Friend spills beer on computer

Get that $1400 from your dumb friend, you dumb shit

You guys are cunts. Making my friend pay is kind of a last resort. You're not gonna tell me they didn't fuck up by sending me back a computer with a blown cap.

Would you seriously not do what I'm doing?

Tell them an oily substance was leaking from it. Capacitors are oil filled if they are electrolytic.

you're not gonna pretend you didnt fuck up trying to send back a computer you fucked up are you?

Your the cunt. Nothing was wrong with it and it was in your care when it got fucked up. Sending back your fuck up to someone else to take the loss is a cunt move.

Cunt.

You're out 1400$

I'm so sorry OP. I hope everything turns out well for you

Obvious samefagging. Identical grammatical mistakes and tendencies.

God dammit thank you. Finally something useful.

Thanks bro. I appreciate it.

Tell them it smokes whenyou power it up

You fucking retard.

That doesn't mean shit except that you did at least 2 of them.

The world needs more people like this guy.

Kek

>You're not gonna tell me they didn't fuck up by sending me back a computer with a blown cap.

Your computer worked perfectly up to the point where YOU blew the fucking cap, you fucking retard.
It's entirely your fault, they clearly figured it out and they know you were trying to screw them, so they're screwing you back.

Karma's a bitch isn't it?

And before you tell me i'm samefagging, yes I am , genius.

>sold a refurbished computer of mine to a buyer for a well below-retail price
>guy says it's broken
>whatever, send new one
>makes sure replacement is in pristine condition
>guy breaks the computer, disputes it on paypal, and sends me back beer covered piece of shit
>mfw

Do this OP

find the specs and solder on a new capacitor.

Yeah, the one where I told you it was your fault and the one where I replied to your "it wasn't even me :((((" by telling you that then it's your friend's fault.

That's not samefagging, that's called following a discussion.
Retard.

If Karma was a bitch, I wouldn't be able to do exactly what this guy is describing.Minus the below retail part.

And for the record, it still somehow works perfectly.

>Refer to filename

>>be op
>>be fag
>>friend spills a glass of semen on my miserable fuck, second hand laptop
>>surgically dismantle friends anus with my cawk
>>Suck semen from the mother board and cpu fan
>>am op
>>am fag

I'm not OP. I'm just telling you that your samefagging is obvious. You can just pop out the phone and visit the same thread to be granted a different ID for the database.

>And for the record, it still somehow works perfectly.

Then what the fuck is your problem? They probably replaced the blown cap.

kek

Nobody is trying that hard, OP. You're just a faggot, and multiple people are affirming that.

They did not, I checked.

his problem is he wants a new one not one that he knows he spilled beer all over like a dickhead

>I'm just telling you that your samefagging is obvious.

Whatever floats your boat.
Why the fuck would I samefag just to call OP a faggot?
All I can tell you is that I'm not, then it's up to you to believe it or not.

Too late. I've already screencapped your post admitting to spilling beer and opening it and the pic related and I'm sending it to eBay customer service. Have fun eating the cost of a busted laptop, faggot.

While I'm personally a faggot, I don't think OP is. I'd do the same thing.

Then like I said, karma's a bitch innit?
Your computer magically works again, so you can't send it back AGAIN, but in the back of your mind you know it's a ticking time bomb and it's gonna blow any moment.

Tick tock.

Good luck with that. I'm sure it'll get a lot done.

But I can. Remember, leaking an oily substance? What makes you think I can't?

I know it will. Done this before. Eat shit faggot.

>While I'm personally a faggot, I don't think OP is.
>I'd do the same thing.

If it looks like a fag, talks like a fag and acts like a fag, it's a fag.

they would still notice if you have opened it up or not.

At least you didn't blame the shipper for it. People do that shit all the time.

On a side note with major companies you probably could have sent that shit back and they probably wouldn't have asked why. They just go by stats and socialize the cost to other buyers, but since they don't have to compete with brick and mortar because of stupid good shipping rates the buyers never realize. Just another reason socialism is bad,

I'm personally curious how you think that'll get something done? You don't even know what kind of computer it is. A smart troll would have asked first.

Unless the cap that blew is a truly massive one, there is no fucking way you'd notice anything leaking from outside.
And guess what, laptops do not contain massive caps. At most it'd be a drop smeared on the motherboard.
Good luck with your claim.

>RMA guy gets laptop
>"they say it's leaking an oily substance"
>no trace of oil anywhere to be found
>opens counterclaim with ebay claiming you're wasting their time sending back a perfectly working computer twice
>you're out 200$ and your computer still has the blown cap
>you're now also in ebay's naughty list

Don't need to. OP posted a pic, told us the approximate sale price, and has already exchanged it once. I'm sure there aren't that many laptops for 1400 exchanged under warranty on eBay, and what OP is attempting is fraud and potentially larceny since it's over $1000. Troll away, nigger.

I think OP trolled every one of you. The damage in this picture was caused by a failed backup battery which leaked its acid. Note that the main damage forms a nearly perfect circle about the size of a CR2032 coin type battery.
Source: Been fixing that stuff since before you were born. Nicely played OP.

Stop having retard friends who use your laptop as a coaster, dipshit

How hard is it to keep beer off of your fucking $1400 machine?

Kill yourself

That's why I'm going through the manufacturer next time.

>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I could admit to murder on here and you couldn't do anything about it. Have fun wasting your time. That aside, all you know is that it was about 1400 dollars. Your attempt is laughable

You're right, I didn't even open the picture.
There's no fucking way in hell any electrolyte came out of a fucking ceramic capacitor.

Well played OP.

You are the biggest waste of a troll effort ever. Decent bait tho. You seem like you actually believe your faggottry.

Whyd you pay 1400 for a refurb? What kind of moron spends that kinda money on a laptop?

Oh right........OP.

its a sony laptop

Nice try

>That's why I'm going through the manufacturer next time.

big stores are more likely to eat the cost, pay your shipping for replacement, and send it back to manufacturer and tell them to go fuck themselves because the manufacturer needs the business

That isn't a capacitor, it is a transistor, and next to it was a diode. DO you have renters insurance. If not you should take it in the shorts as you deserve.

>seller sells op functional laptop
>faggot op and his friend ruin laptop
>faggot op refuses to take responsibility for his actions
>faggot op tries to screw over reasonable ebay seller

Actually commit suicide. Kill any of your offspring before doing so. Donate your money to the NAACP because you are more of a nigger than they are

This. Right here. Seller did the good by sending replacement and you fucked it up.

make your asshole friend buy a new one

This whole thread is a bait right?

>laptop for 1400 dollars on eBay- refurb
lol why
you can buy good spec'd new one for 1400

ITT: Plebs who can't afford a decent laptop so they think everyone's laptop must be a plebtop like theirs.

Pic is my response to OP. He's obviously a high class kind of guy who buys good quality shit, unlike all of you plebby retards who pay less than a grand for your shitty computers and probably have no clue what Sup Forums's new fully immersive VR board is.

Sell it for 600 $ and ask for half the value of the purchase from your friend seems fare how about that

These are the truth. The rest is Sup Forums.

You can return any item you have bought through ebay for any reason, including "I don't like it" or "it doesn't do what I need it to do." Sucks for the eBay seller, but ultimately ebay will side with the buyer regarding returns.

Source: I have been selling on ebay for two years now. People return shit frequently.

Literally the one time the delete system32 meme comes in handy