Crispy bacon is a meme

Crispy bacon is a meme.
If you unironically cook bacon until its "crispy" you're doing it wrong.

The word "unironically" is a meme.
Fucking hypocrite.

Who let this faggot out

I disagree.

I cook bacon until it's crispy because I want to fucking eat it that way.

The word "unironically" is a word.
And I'm not being hypothetical, I'm simply trying to educate.

Enjoy your burnt shit

>b8ing this hard

what are you, 12?

I will sometimes even throw that shit in the oven. Bring it out it shatters like glass. That's the shit

Forgot to tag you
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I bet you tards eat well done steak LOL

>thinks I'm b8ing

Might as well if you want it "crispy"

>implying user isn't

Enjoy your underage b&

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Enjoy ruining your pork products, kid.

I haven't ruined anything. However, I can easily identify that your entire existence is concentrated into pushing your problems onto other people, like your inability to enjoy decent cooking.

that bacon looks pretty crispy, you fagtarded re-re

>personal attacks
Grow up.
Crispy bacon is a literal waste.
>less flavor
>crunchy

For me it's good just before that. Nice bait tho.

Exactly, its an example of how not to cook it.
I wasn't expecting to have to spell that one out

>For me it's good just before that.
Fair enough.
Im not even baiting btw.

>he doesn't candy his bacon before eating it

Ya'll niggas ever had a BLT with candied bacon? That shit is MAGIC.

>BLT
U gay bro?
Listen nigz crispy bacon is a 'murican meme for retards, its like cooking a steak until its crispy. Same shit.

>he doesn't like BLTs

Threads over. This faggot's opinions are to be discarded from here on out. Everybody go home/

>BLT
It'd have to have 50-50 bacon and bread ratio for me to EVEN consider.
Enjoy your tasteless woman on a diet food, faggot.

I like to eat bacon straight out of the package raw without cooking it. Anyone else do this?

You gon get worms my nig

I thought that shit is pre-cooked anyway

I doubt it man

Some bacon is, but tons aren't. It will say on the package something like "fully cooked"

The bacon in your image looks like it's cooked perfectly.

Nah that's an example of overcooked.

Overcooked = crispy
You're legally allowed to have your own opinions but I suggest cooking it until its just starting to brown, so much nicer.
Think about it, what other meat do you cook until its fucking rock solid? None.

I LOVE crispy bacon. The key is to cook it until it turns orange. Well done and crispy as fuck.

Have you tried it any other way?

>>less flavor
>>crunchy
It also makes it dry

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Bacon gives microwave directions but if I ever microwave it, it is very soft, looks undercooked, and tastes nasty. Bacon is only cooked right if crispy

Nope.
I've explained in every way I possibly can why crispy bacon is a waste.
Cook it until its just starting to brown :-)
>chewy
>tasty
>nice
Crispy bacon?
>dry
>less flavor
>crunchy
>okay

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
Btw using a microwave would be dumb as fuck.

>microwave
Not talking about using a microwave.

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Its a public service announcement

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Read the thread.
If you haven't tried it any other way there's no point in your input.

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Have you tried it any other way?

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>suggest a new way of cooking a pork product
>this is so strange to people
>muh crispy
>b-but c-crispy
Proving my point that crispy bacon is a meme.
You've been ruining bacon your whole life and will continue to do so.

That's not even bacon