WE

WE

WUZ

CHINESE

AND

SHIT

Delete this

It's the story of an AMERICAN going to Japan and learning the samurai way like a fucking weeaboo. They don't claim whites were samurais in any way.

Fuck you man I'm trying my best

You fucked up the combo senpai

Oh fuck my bad m8 I'll delete it befor anyone notices

WUZ

I SAY, PARDON ME
>invents steam engine
DO YOU MEAN TO SAY
>builds colonial empire
OUR PROGENITORS
>sells opium
WERE
>mows down primitives
SOME FORM OF
>smokes opium
ORIENTAL SWORDSMEN?

>A

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INJUNS

as a kid i had no idea that was really a white guy

WHITE

IT WAS FUCKING JAPAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

SCIENTOLOGISTS

Tom Cruise totally cucks a samurai in this movie

MANLET

Wait, so you
>Colonizes
are telling me
>creates internet
that We
>creates automobile
used to be
>creates every sort of modern day medicine
some sort of
>creates radio
japanese samurai
>land on the moon

>cultural appropriation
Yet non-Whites can readily take the role of characters that are long established as White or even take the roles of historically White people

Nice

the samurai is plural.

kills him, fucks his wife, and takes his armor and katana. alpha as fuark man. how will japan ever recover?

NA'VI

This just goes to show that Sup Forums's narrative is bullshit.

Movies like these, wherein an European penetrates into another culture, kills the 'regressives' of that culture, fucks women of that culture and then fights against the ultimate antagonist who are European trained or Europeans themselves or said members of the other culture

N SHIT

There were French, British and Dutch Samurai IRL who came over to Japan originally for things like diplomatic missions and trade, but became Iinfatuated with the samurai culture (basically early weaboos).

POO
O
O

Best sword: Katana
Best gun: 1911

the only movie i like tom cruise in

This convinced me im now a #cruisemissle

Fuck you faggot, watch the movie and study up on history.

POO

Underrated

Japans been cucked since Douglas MacArthur.

I audibly KEKed

kek

>I haven't watched the movie
Kill yourself, mong.

>not balder side sword +15 with dmb
git gud

People are dumb. They think this movie was about Tom Cruise being the last Samurai. They don't realize that the plural of samurai is samurai

(Like the words "fish" or "deer")

The movie is about the last samurai(s) IE Katsumodo and his clan. NOT Tom Cruise.

The marketing people behind this movie failed to take into account the pure stupidity of the common person.

>Not like me, I'm super smart. *tip*

...

A civil war soldier, as in a white American, who joins up with the natives. No problem here.

>mfw my mother didn't understand why Katsumoto had Cruise help him commit sudoku at the end
Why don't women understand this movie? I've heard multiple other women talk about the honor and pride stuff like it didn't make sense either.

Nobody is interested in hearing about your virginity issues, fat goblin.

ALSO, TOO SLOW.

Who /Tem Crouge/ here?