Alright Sup Forums post three facts about yourself

Alright Sup Forums post three facts about yourself.

Try to make it interesting.

1. I am 26
2.I have a metal plate in my leg
3. I am drinking burnetts

I'm a college professor.
I'm an ex-con.
I'm an alcoholic.

Trump fucks his daughter
Trump has been investigated multiple times for child sex trafficking
Trump is "married" to a man

Get a life.

i fly planes
the bank owes my ass
my stomach hurts a lot [probably for drinking a lot]

These are facts. Look that shit up. Not even joking.

You gotta hit your daughter in more then one way to be a proper dad

1. I am 38
2. I have 3 titanium plates and 6 screws in my head.
3. I never need to work again.

boop

I am both buff and a nerd
>I do traditional hungarian (horseback) archery every summer
>I have one foreign language medical book and a historic research (WWII) publication to my name

i am female:(

I am 31
I have a titanium plate in my face
I am drunk on Jameson

>Im 26
>im farmer
>In 4 years I have 12 million in savings

>Albinos
>Shows a tomato
I don't think so Tim
Checked

1. I should be sleeping
2. I'm an anxious person
3. I'm not so sure I'm going to make it

but were all gonna make it brah

i am a white intellectual nerd surrounded on all sides by spics and niggers.

going through an obsession with psychedelics

every single day i have minor panic attacks

> make it
To what?
Heaven?
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here

To grad school actually.

I am the laziest person on earth.
I could be living a comfortable life if I could motivate myself to try a little bit.
Everyone I've ever known or loved is sick of me.

1. For the money
2. for the show
3. to get ready

bonus:

4. to go

1. You're mentally ill.
2. You're a stupid libtard.
3. Kill yourself.

Yup. Abandon hope

1. I am 38
2. I have a girlfriend.
3. I let one of my female friends blow me 3 weeks ago. My girlfriend doesn't know. Shit was cash. :)

>I'm 24
>I'm a virgin and can only attract fuglies because the people they'd rather go for won't touch them, and yet I still have convinced myself I have to have standards
>have managed to use the fact that I have high IQ and relative ease socializing to convince myself I'm content with dying alone, and really I do feel content

Wut how

Never taken any drug (Cigs and alcohol included)
I was suspended for joking about Columbine the day it happened.
I was investigated by the homicide branch of the police.

1. I've witnessed an flash parade full of dancing, music and costumes on a Bucharest subway platform at like 10 at night
2. I've worked on a few recent Hollywood productions as a speaking actor
3. I'm 31 and never had a girlfriend for more than 2 weeks, but I've fucked a fair few girls with my large penis. None of them want to stick around despite my fitness and success

26
a nobody
i am alone