ITT: user badly describes a movie, other anons guess it

ITT: user badly describes a movie, other anons guess it
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Neighborhood kids playing some ball

Bump.

Astronauts eats poop potatoes.

BASEketball?

The Sandlot

Nerp

Ding dong

Guy who is self-employed fucks himself and after he makes sure he is alive in the first place he kills himself.

>Hippie fucking think he is a solider
>Try to convince some journalist that he is an improved soldier
>Get a whole military base high on LSD
>Steal a helicopter and kill himself on a crash being high on LSD

Very nice movie

Fucking impossible, lal

leonardo dicaprio plays the role of a quasi-indian navigator hired by fur-merchants in the 1800s in this riveting true story about how much a motivated man can truly endure.

The titanic

men who stare at goats?

Slim Pickens ends the world like a boss.

No, if you'd have seen the movie you'd recognise it.

Good job

STRANGELOVE

yaynailed it

bring him back

easy one

A WHILE MALE squirts some water on a cops face, gets shot.

black guy is tied up and another guy is yelling at him
at the end he's saved by his girlfriend??
or the kidnapper has a girlfriend I dunno
i think his name is Lucky
I thought the black guy was Denzel Washington but none of his movies have a black guy named Lucky

A guy loses his vessel meets a great singer goes on the journey to recover his vessel gets killed but not really dies.

correct.

Some guys meet up most of them don't like eachother but if they don't do what Gandalf says, they're all fucked.

White men can't jump

Stomping gooks heads in Melbourne

The avengers

A victory is a victory. You did great regardless. You deserve all the good things coming to you, user.

huh?

Edge lord blows up London

V

Test

Damn, I made it too obvious didn't I?

v for vendetta

c'mon
think about it

I really hope someone gets it

The renaissance?

Ye

a dude with a mexican name gets fucked over by a jew

Yep

Ferris bueller

Young heroin addict gets left at home

Dog killed I become rabid.

The Passion of Christ

>Hard Mode
>My Wife has cancer but I'm an intergalactic monk surgeon Spaniard who tries to save her by turning her into a tree.
The fountain

>gets lost for 4 years
>tries to kill self
>scream at ball

Requiem for a Dream

Pimp nigger gets incarcerated right when he becomes success

John Wick

John wick?

that is correct

Fuck

noone?
you guys want a hint?
He wants to go to his daughters birthday party

Cast Away

Cars

...

Cast away

ding dong

Inigo Montoya

What's with all the dudes in suits? Where is this even set? The first one had so much promise, second one made no sense and now this is just fixing ridiculous

Correct

What's in the goddamn case?

Romper stomper

Princess bride

Castaway

Matrix

A fly in a typewriter causes the High Sparrow to go insane.

A fucking tire murders people in the desert

Se7en

Ronin?

>asshole gets married
>cuck and slut go honeymooning
>car breaks down
>WOWWHATMANSION.jpeg
>crazy dancing people
>leader cucks asshole
>leader cucks slut
>leader gets cucked by lover

good luck anons

nope

Ofc man, what shit it became lol

Shrek ever after

I guess this was too hard to just go by the final scene

Pulp Fiction

Fight Club

no

bingo

Rocky Horror Picture Show

A guy from the agency goes off shore add tries to uncover a thrilling mystery about a mystery guy, gets hit in the face.

It's getting dark let's stop here

Vampires!

That's literally the whole plot of the film.

Rocky and Bullwinkle

Brazil

Wanderlust

Fish befriends a young boy and turns into a girl with the power of love and friendship to stop the end of the world

Heroin addict exterminator runs out of H and shoots up bug killer. Hallucinates an entire world.

wow quicker than expected

Mrs doubtfire?

Winrar.

A guy who can't sleep meets a guy who meets a girl. He moves to a bigger place so he can shave his friends heads and accidentally gets Meat Loaf killed before shooting himself

Blair witch project

Dusk till Dawn

Rubber
Pretty good description there faggot.

splash

Home alone

Flight Scrub

Nice dude congrats on that

faggot runway-rivals set their differences aside and unite to overthrow an evil fashion conspiracy and its architects.

Is it science fiction?

Nope