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First for fuck Shitsburgh

>q5ick

Granny a eliteish

Canada does what American't

fuck finland

finland is fucking GAY

The Stan Lee Cup Holder

finland is bad imo

>4 minutes to do the quiz

What a pleb

Win cups? No that doesn't sound right

Mad @ the Pens?

FINLAND
OUT

How you feeling about your team /hoc/?

>snes

cant wait to see shattencuck and the craps get btfo in the first round

Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down upon. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning and Sakic are too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your pathetic paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.

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>implying it won't be vegas getting the 1st overall

Who can't do this that browses this board?

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>Traded Shatty off as a fucking rental

Someone kill me

Post yfw the craps choke in playoffs with a stacked roster AGAIN

>Ducks

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>Laffs
>Buyers
Choose two

>Laffs
>Choking
Choose two

I-i tried

muh rookies

Good trade. Going nowhere this playoffs and then he'd walk for nothing.

>Laffs
>Playoffs

Choose one

Let me guess, the 80's an 90's were problematic?

No thanks.

I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.

Opposite Stamkos engaged

Quite, gotta step up my game

I also completly forgot for Ilya Kovalchuck and Rick DiPietro

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What a glorious time to be a leafs fan.

He wasn't going to sign with you and none of the teams that he would sign with could work out a deal with a contract agreed to. This was the only result.

I can understand some of the being hard.

Guys like Kluzak, Wickenheiser, Hamrlik and Jovanoski are not easy to remember

It's frustrating that he's been on the trade market for over a year and we got a rental return because he wouldn't sign an extension with anybody outside the northeast.

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I know this is a negative opinion that might not be popular on this sub, but I don't trust Quick in the playoffs and I don't think he's shown he has what it takes to elevate his game in the postseason and to lead us to a cup almost singlehandedly, like Roy or Brodeur did for their teams. For that reason, I wouldn't put all the faith of the team onto him and pay him 7M. It's too much % wise of the salary cap for me to feel comfortable.

I'd rather trade Quick for a king's ransom in the summer, and then sign Bishop (puke) to a 6.5M contract.

Aaaaaand that's a wrap. Fun season guys, see ya in the fall

Get ready tomorrow Sabres

excellent kuch dubs

First year fan?

Proud American

Where are my 1st rounders for Hansen/Miller though?

Just trying to think of the best way to kill myself

>Canes
How did everything go so wrong, so fast?

>>least remembered team in nhl
>Preds
>>least remembered team in nba
>grizzlies
I wonder who the least remembered in the NFL will be.

> (You)

Forgot to do my weekly
>Go Preds.

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G R A N N Y
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Finland always seemed cool to me, why dont any of your like it?

in b4 craps choke

The men are autistic and fucking ugly.

they used to be very cool, but the past 2 years they are easily the worst posters

@incarceratedbob
**NHL RUMORS**
Rangers / Leafs talking with Wings about (D) Brendan Smith
Habs / Oilers / Islanders interested in Lightning's Brian Boyle

I feel bad for the Bolts =(

Shattenkirk to Caps

fuck the blots

>another rental

FUCK YOU LOU THIS WASNT PART OF THE PLAN FUCK OFF

Well Boyle moved to none of the three teams named

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fuck you eh

>this just in we gave them Copley
Fire Armstrong. Right fucking now.

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Damn I only got 23/38

the 80s were pretty hard and the 90s are all like you choose the player who clearly SHOULD have been taken first overall but you find out they werent

>we gave them pheonix copley
FUCKING KILL ME

Are the Ducks not looking at what the Mild and Craps have done and looking to get something done?

They aren't really a team in that conversation. Maybe they go on a run but not a real contender.

@incarceratedbob
**NHL RUMORS**
Flyers Streit getting interest from #Sharks #Pens #Oilers
Flames Wideman available #Leafs #Rangers #Blackhawks #Pens

Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Burakovsky - Kuznetsov - Williams
Johansson - Eller - Connolly
Winnik - Beagle - Wilson

Alzner-Carlson
Orlov-Niskanen
Orpik-Shattenkirk

Holtby
Grubauer

>yfw this roster doesn't make it past the 2nd round

You are stupid fat gay.

Aside from blueline the Leafs are more complete. Yes I'm including crease.

Im gonna go cry myself to sleep

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>Giroux still not traded

>thinking a trade like that would happen now instead of after the expansion draft

>quack

Does Bishop start tomorrow?

>tfw had both him and budaj in fantasy

why is him and couturier busting so hard

You fags truly are cancer and comedy gold all at once.

Offseason deal

>that samefag falseflag combo

So you admit you are homosexual for caring about how sexy a country's men are? You hate a country because they aren't sexy enough for you? You like your men sexy and dripping in sweat with spread ass cheeks you sick fuck?

Idk but it's fucking infuriating seeing the vast majority of flyers defending G to the death when he's been playing at a mediocre level for multiple seasons and he'll be even older and slower by the time their core of young prospects is ready to seriously compete. Trading him while he still has some value seems like a pretty obvious idea to me, but nooooo, it's all

>MUH CAPTAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI

>this delusion

His agent is one of the best in the league, got him paid like a superstar when he's just a PP babby

Now that the laffs are good, everyone can false flag and be taken seriously

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>this flag
>that post

I am too tired for this much irony. You fucks need to stop RIGHT NOW

>championship worthy roster
>predator level playoff runs
Embarrassing.

forgot pic

>He doubles down on his delusion

Don't be mad... Laffs are a contender bud :^]

>going to a different browser to pretend you're not samefag falseflagging

>Sabres