G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

are you the same dude who's been posting this for the last few years?

My show is in tonight

Gotta take care of my retard offspring

What show?

have there been others?tv show?

bump

gracias

>why ((not)) KILL YOURSELF today
joke's on you, fag

I'm not that fag who posts kill yourself threads with tumblr gifs every 20 or so hours that's why

because i have to go to work in 1 hour.

No problemo.

Also, it will be fun to watch hurricane Irma this weekend. Wouldn't wanna miss that

what's the joke?
it's good your not. that guy sounds pathetic.
have a great day at work user. nice dubs.

Sauce on gif?

Sauce?

none.
not available.

living isn't so bad.

coz i'm happy
i have a job and a gf

Because I actually get laid. And what if i die right before something cool is about to happen? Fuck that, Imma see this shit.

Because I like to live unlike most people here

becasue i have to tell newfags how retarded they are for having the entire front page of Sup Forums look like the normalest porn site from 2005

>tumblr_*_0.gif
You're sure you're in the right neighbourhood?

Don't want to hurt people close to me.
Also, fear of the unknown. Thoughts of an afterlife is terrifying.

that's great you are happy.
good thinking.
that's a goood think to like.
yup.
i know right.
thats a healthy fear.

because killing myself takes too much energy and effort and i'd rather just lay in bed and get through this sick day

tf would i kill myself for?

I don't know, honestly. It's not like I am contemplating suicide, it's just that I would prefer not waking up in the morning instead of waking up.

>i know right
Then I have news forya: both GIF and 500px width are outdated for more than a decade already. Not to speak of lame filenames.

I live in another city for two months and can domy own work, all for free
not only that, i get money for that

won't kys, unless Melancholia is on collision course with earth