Is he the whitest black guy ever?

Is he the whitest black guy ever?

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That isn't Bryant Gumble.

He's not even the whitest black guy on his own team

>whitest black guy ever
>not being OJ Simpson
He is literally a millionaire who got away with murder. You cant be more white than that.

No.

He is.

>republican
>hunts
>loves the outdoors
>calls black people lazy and tells them to take responsibility for themselves
>loves wrestling
>probably hates basketball because it has too many black people in it.

>Hillary shill

is that Wayne Brady?

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No. That would be Grant Hill, you millennial fuck.

That's Steph Curry tho
>Christian
>Family man
>Barely looks black

>tfw I'm a white collegiate QB
>tfw courts rulled that I should be tried as a black man who doesn't even play sports

>anyone but Tim "board games and paintball" Duncan

Kobe

OJ

Currently in Jail. Naaaaah.

violently murdering your wife is a pretty black thing though

David Robinson

>“He is an extremely intelligent kid,” the NBA assistant general manager said. “He took a graduate school class at Cal in his freshman year. He is a person who is inquisitive about everything. Because he is so smart, it might be intimidating to some teams.
>Brown interviewed five well-regarded NBA agents to potentially represent him. He ultimately decided to enter the draft without an agent
>Brown keeps a journal instead of relying on his phone
>He learned Spanish during his freshman year at Cal and said that while improvement is still needed, he is confident he can conduct interviews in the language
>He said being bilingual is good for personal growth and for business and he wants to learn three more languages by age 25.
>“I’m here to be a professional,” Brown said. “I’m not here to wear slacks or be on the couch with basketball attire. When you come to a business interview, what do you wear? You wear formal attire.”
>"Because education is important to me, but this was the right thing for me to do, and Boston has a great history of education and some great universities like Harvard, MIT."
>This is the kind of 19-year-old NBA draft prospect who, for instance, chooses to enter the draft without an agent, a young man who one NBA executive said could be deemed “too smart for the league.”

Did you not watch all those OJ documentaries that came out over the past year? OJ Simpson is the whitest black athlete ever, except maybe Tiger Woods who doesn't even consider himself black.

>tfw to intelligent for the league

curry isn't black lmao and not just that but there's more black christians in the world than white by miles

2bh no doubt that James subscribes to the we wuz kangs whitie evil stuff

probably even a muzzie

not so fast

>Being smart makes you more white

That isn't Tom Brady
>Cheats regularly
>Wife is a coal burner
>Clearly unintelligent. Every interview is just him hamming it up with his drawling speech impediment, plus he's a vegan
>Hates gays (common in the black community, watch moonlight, bigot) since he's a n avid Trump supporters
>Isn't there for his kids very often since he's out getting pounded by linemen on the DL
>Only thing that ain't black is his pasty cum-skin

Tbh Tom "Tom" Brady should be excised from the NFL but goydel won't do it since bellycheck will label him a racist for ousting a star BLACK qb.

Fuck this earth, fuck this timeline

Ree

>Jacob al-Mudbir

T-that's m-my name

you can set a watch to that nigga's hairline

His name is LeBron, he will never un-nigger himself

what the fuck does this even mean?

So not being a retarded hood rat makes them more white? jesus christ

yes?

This and Tim Duncan are the only correct answers

shuckin and jivin

>black father
>mixed mother

does that make him white now?

Barack Obama

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Is that a shop? Are his shoulders that fucking wide or is his head that fucking small?

His shoulder span is like 6.5x the width of his head.

What the fuck?

This. Lebron's only white in terms of being a savvy jew merchant and nba politik.

Kyrie's the white one

>doesn't speak ebonics
>questions status quos like earth being flat to bring up the issue of fake news
>doesn't tell people whether he's dem or rep
>yachts with only white girls
>grew up in australia
>exclusively likes white women
>hangs out with white friends

das rite white boi

This

Being a child molester is a white male thing

People confuse less black with more white. Russell Wilson and Grant Hill are the only two ITT that fit the more white category. Everyone else is just less black. Like Tim Duncan. He was just some fucking islander with no concept of the mainland race connotations who wanted to be an olympic swimmer but his pool broke so he picked up basketball and now all of a sudden he's supposed to pick a side or get labeled as white.

Richard Jefferson is way whiter than both those guys

>super smart
>Berkeley
>Graduate level classes as an underclassmen
>too cheap to get an agent
>Drools over MIT and Harvard

Yeah, Jaylen Brown isn't white, he's a 2nd generation Chinese-American

He didn't grow up in Aus r-tard. He was born there. He spent his entire childhood in east orange NJ which is easily one of the most hood places in the state right up there with Newark, Paterson, Camden, just on a smaller scale. He played for national power house St. Pat's in Jersey city.

>yachts with only white girls
This is among the most nigger rich things you can do. There are literally plenty of rap videos of exactly this.

Have you seen this jiggaboo jig? That alone is nuff said that he isn't white. Lebron can't dance to save his life.

/thread
Knocking up a 13yr old in Utah as white as it gets

>earth being flat
>status quo

>ywn chill with dinos in space

>Danny drafted Albert Einstein 2.0

based ainge

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He is a space marine.

Nah, not white enough to not be the king of black people.

>he thinks something exits between the sky and heaven above
at least you're on the right track

Why are his shoulders so broad? He looks like a monster

ofcourse it is

That's like a white version of Jimmy Butler.

Jim. E. Butler

youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

man do you not remember shane battier?

but he did that in Louisiana tech not in utah

Wifeson got his black card when he married Ciara

Lol

when did I say he was white?

>grew up in australia

No he didn't

>calls black people lazy and tells them to take responsibility for themselves
>knocks up 13 year old
>ditches them for nba

I love Malone's game but outside the court he might be a dick.

Daniel Cormier

Nah. I'm blind and I'm ninety percent sure Tim Dunkin' is actually white.

Come on, he's only been gone a month and a half

kek

>tfw the new draft class is too intelligent for the league

fpbp