Sup Sup Forums

Sup Sup Forums
I live right inside this red square here and by tomorrow Irma (a cat 5 hurricane) is going to be knoking on my door.
WWYD?

Absorb it into your spread asshole.

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RIP user

get in a storm cellar with a bunch of whores

OP said WWYD, not What-should-I-do. YOU at HIS place. Dang, reading is so difficult.

Start digging, my friend. Now. If you don't survive... at least you are properly buried.

kill yourself

>I live on a tropical island
Fuck you user, I live in god forsaken motherfucking nebraska!

I doubt you do. So facebook live stream it. Prove it.

>getting your island swept away by a hurricane is better than Nebraska

Have you considered just killing yourself?

Take up kite surfing

Easy. Gather scuba gear, a folded up inflatable raft, paddle, fishing rod, knife & fire kit. Paddle an hour out to sea, jump in, bob around, when hurricane comes, go underwater and breathe through scuba tanks. When out of air, or hurricane passes, come back up, inflate raft, climb in, go fishing, take your time paddling back to shore, open your fire kit, grill fish on the beach and have sex with lost little children like I know you want to.

Rape

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>getting island knocked over by a 60mph hurricane
vs.
>getting ur trailer park ripped out of the earth by a 400mph tornado

And having to live in fucknothingland the entire rest of your life.

You decide.

here's a pic of my boarded up room

I live in Puerto Rico so I'm next.

no storm cellar just a 50 year old water dammaged house

A cross. How convenient.

Do have something like a nametag? So they can identify your bloated corpse when it is washed upon the beaches of Texas?

Antigua?

no st.marten (dutch side)

Hopefully you die

Yep, we gon get raped in a few hours.

How mean xD leave him alone Jimmy

Stock up on non perishable food, and a gallon of water a day per person, enough for three days at least. Have a first aid kit, battery operated radio, any medication you need etc..

Y'all are even more fucked than we are then we are though. Best of luck

Stand at your door step declaring yourself unmoving and white magick your way to preservation.

Ok, Sup Forumsros of the carribean. Clench your anus and godspeed!

Don't forget to take pics or it didn't happen. See you back here with tons of OC after your mobile communications are up again.

we need pics of your battle station. also pics of outside right now.

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Heyyyyyy are y'all ready to estar 4 meses in Luz? Niceeee ain't it?

186 mph
anally annihilated

You can always build a bunker out of corn, for fun, or an emergency.
Always look on the bright side of life!

i live in Puerto Rico and we are fucked