HAPPENING: EGYPTAIR FLIGHT MS804 FROM PARIS TO CAIRO MISSING

KEK HAS RISEN FROM HIS HOME SOIL TO TAKE WHAT HE IS OWED, A PAYMENT IN BLOOD MUST BE MADE FOR MEME MAGIC TO CONTINUE.

cnn.com/2016/05/18/middleeast/egyptair-flight-disappears/index.html

LAST HEARD FROM ABOUT 4.5 HOURS AGO, 66 ABOARD.

Streams:

>MSNBC
livenewschat.eu/politics/
hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

>CNN
livenewschat.eu/top/
hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/

>FOX
earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)

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You fuckers update fucking quick

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Kek will protect

muslims?

Reminder that Kek is with us tonight, he's always with us

MH370 goes missing March 8, 2014 - exactly 804 days ago
EgyptAir #804 now missing.

KeK is Real

66 aboard. Satan is behind this. Fucking occultist's.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

wew lad wat happens now

>flying near the middle east

ever

C-AIRO
I-NTERNATIONAL
A-IRPORT

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>Paris to Cairo
PRAISE LORD KEK

well, at least the leaf split the thread and made a cool heading..

No dubs thought.

who is this rare

who are you

identify yourself

cia pls leave

PRAISE KEK

RARE

Everyone knows large groups of people affect random number generators. I'm sure reality is no different.

>C AIRO
>I NTERNATIONAL
>A IRPORT
WAS MAKING MEME MAGIC HAPPEN PART OF YOUR PLAN?

fuels gone by now nothings happening

however if some sandniggers just stole a plane from paris, europe is fucked

Ive got a relative on holiday in africa atm

Hope his plane doesnt blow up on the way back desu

SNAKES ON A PLANE MOTHERFUCKERS

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CIA LEAVE

kek is with us all

>holiday
>africa

pick1

but who is pepe?

Poor man's Spain.

Why celebrate this? Must be horrible for the people

whats happening egypt bro

POST YFW YOU FIND OUT YOUR FLIGHTS PLANE IS A SCAREBUS

>I'll just leave it here, pure coincidence I'm sure.

yahoo.com/news/israel-tests-ship-based-iron-203402924.html?nhp=1

I'm calling it a night after this thread, I just wanted to share my last dank kek.

Thank you Gibraltar for spicing up my past several threads with your rareness and banter, and now your dubs.

praise kek

Way to parrot what the other guy said in the last thread.

Nah

This will still amount to nothing.

Even if this plane crashes into the heart of Cairo.

>post yfw you realize MS804 went missing 804 days after MH370 went missing!

i'm in this read before it's actually just an engine problem and POL is blown out

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Why does the rock have its own flag? Whats going on CIA? Tell your fellow Americans!

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

>BREAKING NEWS: A source has told CNN that Mustafa el-Sisi, youngest son of Egypt President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, was scheduled to be on Egyptair Flight MS804.

It will be a muslim pilot with an apparently clean past. Flight data recorder will have him saying "Allahu Ackbar" quietly, then setting the controls to descend.

KEK wills it.

>nigga.jpg
¿Qué?

I really hope it was muslims because then Trump is going to get a really big boost

what planet are you from?

Gibraltar

It's a British enclave in the south of Spain

>holiday
>3rd world shithole

Really

PROBABLY CRASHED INTO THE SEA.


I T S O V E R

wew

There is no celebration. They are martyrs.

Ah the better part of spain is here, evenin lad

North Africa or South Africa? The planes to South Africa are probably safer.

THREAD THEME FOR MEME MAGIC

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463635205970.webm

THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Just woke up and had an 8/8 breakfast.

On your side?

werk werk werk werk werk werk

praise kek ITT

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kebab snackbarring kebab doesn't really count since no one gaf

> 2016
> "engine problems"

the plane will return with fierce vengeance in a few hours

i confirmed it

soldier 76?

Connect the dots for me plz

If people have to die for the world to take notice then so be it.

>ID
>WE88

We Heil Hitler now.

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

One single Frank on board is a cause for western anger.

what did you have? do you eat eggs and bacon m8?

Stop splitting the thread.

Matter of utmost secret :^)

BANE?!

>66 aboard
if someone gets 66 Kek will devour more planes this very week

if 666 he will devour mecca

>tfw the plane could land anywhere
>it could even land on YOU

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

This is the necessary sacrifice to restore order and free us from the increasing grips of the Deceiver.

PRAISE THE ONE TRUE KEK.

disappeared at 37k ft. no distress signals. too far away from coast for a glide. that thing blew up.

>implying

u havin a giggle m8?

If I pull that off will you die?

Let's checkem

kek I'm actually a South African in Cairo, so yes to both.

But desu beef bacon is GOAT.. I prefer it to pork bacon now.

Had 3 eggs, sausage, and buttered toast with coffee

Wasted

Israel testing Sea-Based Iron Dome in the Med sea, Egyptian plane goes missing in the same area.

REMINDER THE MINUTE WE CALLED GIBRALTO "CIA" THE PERSON VANISHED

CIA PLS GO

CIA IS MONITORRING THIS THREAD

EVERYONE HAS BEEN WARNED

PRAISE KEK

It would be extremely painful.

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CREW LIST

GOAT FUCKERS OF POL PLS TRANSLATE

is this pic "the deceiver.png" real?

pls respond me

Can't hurt

for you.

I'm let down.... Unless kek is saying the American democrats are behind this. Idk what the link is

It wasn't peaceful muslims that did it, nothing to see, here move along. Immigrants are good for us they enrich our nations.

>Alberto Barbosa

Holy shit meme magic is real

srsly

W-why was this post deleted?

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