I fucked 4 prostitutes in the last 3 days

I fucked 4 prostitutes in the last 3 days.
I live in the Netherlands, so it's legal.
AMA

why is it that my pudding is always getting lumpy when i do it myself? what am i doing wrong?

Why is your life so sad?

To what degree is your pic related?
or in other words: do they know each other?

Are you itchy yet?

how much did it cost you?

did you kiss them? i've always wandered if you are supposed to kiss prostitutes

You ever think about, ya know, getting a girlfriend or something?

Serious question -- do you have free STD screenings and treatment in the Netherlands? I know the girls get tested, but you never know about "the night before" problem.

How much did you negotiate? Did anyone try to rip you off?

Who hurt you, friend?

What do you do if a bitch tries to rip you off?

Are you on of those Legwalkers?

Where do you live. I travel around for work in the Netherlands and visit them once a week. Any recommendations?

Half the guys who fuck whores in the red light are married men you fucking idiot.

How many of the girls were actually dutch?

if getting a girlfriend weren't impossible...
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Why wouldn't it be legal? Do you think we all live in fucking Saudi Arabia?

Not OP but this guy: Since OP doesn't reply. Most of them are Eastern European or South American. You have the rare Dutch girls but they charge the highest price out of all of them.

Ever intend to catch up with me?
>2 years in the Phillippines.
>typical night on the town - 1 BJ, 1 short time, 1 bar fine
>short time is fucking about an hour in back room
>bar fine is when you take her home and fuck the rest of the night.
>Go down town about twice a week.
52 weeks x 2 years x 2 nights a week x 2 fucks a night + 1 BJ each night.....

Yeah, let me know when you catch up, kid.

50 EUR, you can do pretty much everything. For about 20 mins

The first one was a bit of a bitch, but still came nontheless

Well, you always wear a condom and they have like a certificate of being free of STDs

>kid
>pretending adulthood because he has to pay for sex

Number 3 was literally a 10/10 I only kissed her. But they usually don't want to do it (me neither)

Condoms bro

Was just feeling like it man, vacation and nothing to do

It's unrelated, google pic

You ever think about, ya know, getting a girlfriend or something?

Courting a 'girlfriend' costs the same amount of money (maybe more) than getting a AAA prostitue for a night or two, even three.

If the endgame is to 'get' with a girl for intimacy at any level, sticking to the traditional rules is often costly.

But at least with a prostitue, both of you know where you stand at the end of the night; while a real girl will latch on to the man for sway later on.

USA is illegal apart from a few exceptions in parts of Nevada...quite a number of Americans on here...

Long story man, I basically have a girlfriend of 9 months but she doesn't want to fuck. She's an 8/10 but so lifeless when I want to fool around. And we always sleep next to eachother. Irritations...

My gf

land of the free strikes again

In Poortgual 40EUR for 30 mins

1 of them was dutch, legit 10/10. Others eastern european

Lifestyle, son.
I would no sooner marry than stick my dick in a blender.
Not interested in maintaining long term relationships. I'd rather just fuck my maid. Unlike you, I don't need emotional validation.

Well, 20 mins is enough if you don't masturbate beforehand

Girls in the Netherlands go for €30 standard package i've noticed.

You gotta stir thoroughly. Get a better wisk

Bj for 30 but for bj+fuck it's usually 50

Not up north. Leeuwarden is cheap, whore wise

how about escorts, are they more expensive there or you dont have at all.??

I'm living up north, Groningen

Escorts are like 100 for half an hour, not worth imo. Rather go to red light district for 50 eur

...

Op here.
This is the first time I fucked a whore btw. Really liked it so I went back 3 more time (all different whores)

How's Vicky doing? Is she still at the Vishoek?
But for real Ljouwert is dirt cheap. Check hookers for the prices. Girls in Esperanza charge €30 for BJ+Fucking. Love and Joy €35 for same package. Quality is overall better in your place though

Don't know Vicky man, you should visit Dominika though, legit 10/10 body, face and personality.

Yeah I know the site but never utilized it. This was the first time I went to a prostitute

DESTROYED

>visit Dominika though
Where is she located? I intend to go Friday. Maybe Gruun this time

Why do you pay for sex?
I mean, why do you make an up front payment rather than investing in a relationship?
If you don't want a girlfriend or the risk of being accused of rape, I get it.

haha it's even legal here in UK

Funnily a prostitute in Bali Indonesia thought that I was a married man.
Because I was 30 years old.

5 or something in nieuwstad, on the most right side of the street, at the edge

I actually have a gf of 9 months but it's really complicated sex wise and trust wise.

Aaah didn't know that

Aight i'll check her out

Girlfriends cost more.
Girlfriends cost you MORE money.
Girlfriends cost you your friends.
Girlfriends cost you your time.
Girlfriends cost you your stress free lifestyle.
Girlfriends cost you not potentially being arrested for a domestic abuse situation that never happened but because she thinks you are fucking someone else she starts smashing things in your apartment and the neighbours call the police and you get hauled away when she is crying about how you trashed the joint, but she was the one breaking shit and screaming.


Yeah, prostitution is cheap.

What're the chances of getting an STD doing this? I'd be tempted on my next trip overseas but the risk worries me

why are you so pathetic and ugly that you can't have a relationship with commitment and instead spend your money on whores who'll never be successful in life?

Use. A. Rubber.

Op here. Amen brother, the first 5 out of 6 things are happening right now with my gf

Because having a relationship with the vast majority of Western women is horrible.

Sex is good, but cohabitation with a modern female is not a good deal for men.

That is why.

did you koom on their faces?

I actually have a 8/10 gf but she doesn't want to fuck, only suck. And a man got urges so I was tempted. I also have a conpany and go to uni. What do you do boy?

Inside them, in the condom

that's because you just judge women on their looks and not their personality. find a bitch rather than fucking skanks who wanna be filled with cum on the streets.

no idea about you but i get so off to the thought of romance so whores wont do shit for me unless it's rape. not trying to be edgy, seriously.

weak sauce

seriously gay, dont post here ever again.

Yeah no, I my ex Lauren was a nice girl in a circle of friends who I'd known for roughly six years, I romanced her when she was on the rebound, I gave her somewhere to live and then she turned into a total bitch and started fucking some other guy behind my back and she said it was because I never pressured her for sex often enough.

No thanks, I'm not wasting my money and emotions on that shit again.

gay faggot

pressured her for sex
#whore

She wanted to be pressured into sex, she wanted to be wooed every day, I work full time, every night can't be date night.

I figured out why she was dumped.

You can find high class prostitutes in the USA in every mediocre city, every day of the week.

Who gives a fuck if it is against the guidelines?

OP HERE.
I have a gf for 9 months, she is a solid 8/10, boobs 10/10. She has caused me so much emotional stress that I stopped loving her like 2 months ago. Having an emotional unstable gf is so stressing that it just isn't worth it anymore. She legit treats me like shit sometimes, we shout at eachother, a fuck ton of stress but she always says sorry afterwards. It just takes so much energy to deal with that shit

>having a 8/10 girl
>cheating on her with prostitutes
that makes you the shit she presumes you are
leave her. start new.

Bro, I had to shoot my roommates ex girlfriend when she broke into my house and charged me with a rifle pointed at her.....

Crazy women have been ruined terribly by feminism. Feminism is cancer. I blame the bankers for promoting feminism.

Welcome to cohabitation with a female, where the shit tests are to your psychological and emotional detriment and for her psychological and emotional benefit.

She needs to attack you so you fight back with a measured response that makes her feel safe.
Females are horrible to live with mate, I'm never doing it again.

Women believe in the patriarchy mate,just they aren't honest about it, they believe in the patriarchy that protects them from consequences of their actions, you ever wana see a shocked woman, look at them when someone hits them back or when they get arrested.

Women don't believe that they have agency and that their situation in life has nothing to do with their own actions.

Disregard women and prosper.

I know I'm a filth of a human for this. But so much shit happend with her that I'm actually not feeling that bad for it. I'm legit still trying to make it work and have some feelings for her. But her personality is just utter crap I feel

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If you don't have kids, run... run away from her as fast as you can.

My brain says run away but my dick and emotions tell me to stay. I'm a 7/10 bit of a beta dude and she is legit the best looking woman in class. Don't have the feeling I can get any better looking gf. Ooh and she is my first kiss and first gf so emotions and shit

LMAFO!!!!!!!:::::DDDDDDD

Rolling at measuring life that way

Leave her.

How old were they? Would you consider seconds with any of them?

>you can do pretty much everything
lies
a mechanical fuck and they'll try to trick you into blowjob only

Get out of there, before she tricks you into impregnating her and then a year or two later she kicks you out and has you paying for "her" child, who you will only be allowed to see on a limited basis.

The relationship you have with her is unhealthy as fuck, run OP, run and don't look back.

Sincerely 34 and burned.

Because blowjobs are terrible?

Mate, you are a man, you will be more desirable in your 30s and she will be less desirable.

Get out of the relationship, work on yourself, get fit, get a decent enough job and you will find a good woman.

Fuck off back to redit you ama fag

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Thanks for the advice user, appreciate it

I'm busy as fuck with work most of time. I can't stand the stress and bullshit with dealing with women. Especially the ones that were girlfriends or just general friends. "Why didn't you put the trash out? I asked you 5 minutes a go!" "Where do you want to eat? -Idk you choose. - Let's get Korean. -No i don't want that pick something else" And the fucking petty fights over the tiniest things. "I don't want you playing games with your mates" "Who's that girl? I don't know her. Stop talking to her" I can't stand it anymore and refuse to put up with these women. Yet that's all i find.

Instead i go to prostitutes once a week. I pay €100. I have a great time with the girl. Have a laugh, wonderful time, getting my dick sucked, fuck a hot girl i would never be able to get, do nasty stuff a girlfriend i had wouldn't do. And all that hassle free. On top of that they don't even cost as much as a regular girlfriend. The choice for me is easy. Make this life worth it for me.

Thanks man, just too emotionally attached to her right now because she is my first gf and first sexual expercience and stuff. But I see she is too toxic in my life right now. She makes me feel like shit atleast 1 day a week

why the fuck is it so easy to stove cook mccormick brown gravy but everytime I try to microwave some it's too fluid?

I want my chips n cheese gooey not flavored water.

also where the fuck is my 5k deposit???

How? I heard back pages was full of cops

OP HERE
I feel the same way, it's just too emotionally draining living with a gf. The shit I'd have to deal with man, it's unseen. I'm thinking of breaking up with my gf for the reason that you just made.

OP HERE. Add salt, it'll suck up the moisture

Do what makes you happy. Because you don't sound like you are