ITT: We write the second Björk fan fic

ITT: We write the second Björk fan fic

The /bjork/ general reached post limit so we start the new fan fic

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pls respect bork

post about MUSIC
who is excited for her tinder album?

Me. Happy that it's going to be a happy album. Batabid and Ambergris March are great, so I'm glad she said she's going in that direction. Hopefully we get an announcement or something tomorrow, a week since the news.

>This is not the last song

What do we know about the album so far, other than that Arca is a co-producer and it's supposed to be more light hearted?

>my image as thumbnail
I'm honored

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idk, but considering that Arca is a pretty dark producer, and even producing for one of Björk's darkest projects (Vulnicura), I wanna hear what he has ready for her supposed tinder album

What do you mean by tinder album?

She mentioned a couple track names and a producer in the recent dazed and confused interview

imgur.com/a/gMLEm

In her words, "This is like my Tinder album," "It's about that search (for utopia) - and about being in love. Spending time with a person you enjoy is when the dream becomes real."

There'll be Woodwinds, birdsong, going in a direction she went with Batabid and Ambergris March. It's about utopia and being in love.

She's filmed a video for a song called The Gate.

There's a really melodic, "straightforward" song called "Allow" but she's not sure if it'll be on the album.

Other songs called Features Creatures and Loss. Rabit co-produced Loss, has a "crushing, jackhammer rhythm"

Probably won't be any strings as she's kind of sick of them

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Hot

Just give up. These threads aren't gonna keep lasting. It's sad I know, but it's the truth

This fucking movie. This fucking shit fuck fucking movie. I had never been "traumatised" by a movie, but this one did it. And a fucking musical, to top it off. Holyshit. I love/hate this movie.

Nah I have enough pictures to last a lifetime of threads

Why does the Grimes threads succeeded and these Bjork threads don't seem to have "stamina"?

More pics from this era pls

Because Björk is attractive, and there is only so many ways to phrase that. In the Grimes threads they just argue about her looks all day.

Grimes threads seem to have a lot of activity but really there's a lot of shit posting and arguing with haters

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Do American prisons actually do this?

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I had a really hard time finishing it. It's just cruelty for the sake of cruelty the entire movie. Shame Bjork's one film performance was wasted on it.

I think if these threads are ever going to go anywhere, we need to have a discussion, as a community. What should be done to improve these threads?

if you look at the last thread, it had 80 different posters and lasted for 3 days while kpop and grimes threads only push 50 max. it's mostly because people don't same fag as much on these

THIS
Mama Björk is the best

There really is a lot to talk about, both in terms of her music and her personality throughout her different "eras"
Personally, Homogenic is my favourite album from her and is also my favourite "bjork era". I think the music anticipated a lot of what was to come (kid A for example) and I think unravel is one of the best songs ever recorded. I also find her most interesting and attractive around that time. Her look (especially her hair) was for me best around this time and her personality and performances resonate with me the most. You have to remember this is all coming off the back of Ricardo's suicide and everything so I think she'd suddenly begun to take a lot of her work much more seriously and her music and performances just seem to have more meaning and weight from this point onward.

youtu.be/u_RSlsnbCEM
This is one of my favourite performances from that era. There's an awkwardness yet maturity to her here and her overall performance is stunning.

IM NO FUCKING BUDDIST

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I love her hair braided and put into a bun.

Me too man

Love Jools Holland. He seems to get on great with bjork
youtu.be/SSEKeuPmOA8
youtu.be/MH9oBI735g4
She's git a great laugh

I also like it when her she leaves her hair mid-length, just enough to compliment her face.
youtu.be/hBBAmPPQtig
Her curls here are also very cute.

He's in love with her.

>youtu.be/hBBAmPPQtig
Love this interview. She's got a good sense of humour desu and she has good chemistry with him

>YYAAAAARDLE WHOODLE WHOOOO I HATE-AH MEN!! I WRITE ALL-AH MAH SONGS!! YOODLE YOODLE DOOOO!

Yeah, Jools is a good guy. He seems to connect really well with her, and genuinely enjoys her music and company. Also, dude at :54 got a pretty good seat.

Someone give this sir gold!

how is she still so cute at 51?

Staying healthy. You can be cute later in life too, if you do the same. ;)

This. Don't smoke, take cold showers, giving for regular runs...
Also adds some more fulfilment to your life.

Can we speed this up guys

I don't like Bjork but my girlfriend does and she liked the last fanfic

I prefer discussing her music senpai.

Stay healthy anons! :)

I though she was famous for binge drinking.

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Bjårk upskirt where?

>ywn be einar
youtu.be/r8zio7yhUGc

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is it true that grimes is better than bjork?

not a shame. it's a landmark in cinema. it's a shame she was snubbed two oscars. Lars von Trier is a genius
this will forever be my favorite of all time and it's undeniably one of Lars von Trier's best. Björk had a touching performance, and even haters of this film and of Lars von Trier saw the beauty in her performance, of someone who doesn't even act for a living

please mods do something about this cancer

>please mods do something about this cancer
Have you even fucking read the thread you child?

why do people underrated this?

It's torture porn with zero substance.

No. Its great movie

t. avant teen

Why do you say that? Selma obviously has other characters that care about her, like Cvalda and Jeff, so it isn't complete torture for her. There are moments of hope and light in that movie.

I haven't been a teen for a long time, sadly :(

I wish Sup Forums was full of avant teens…

What is your favorite era Bjork? Personally, I favor her Vespertine era, both musically and visually, as I feel she became more romantic and womanly.

goth

Post more pics of her Vespertine era. That's my favorite of hers musically.

Man, Matthew fucked up.

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>zero substance
how

I would honestly kill for a new Sugarcubes album. I think this album is better than most of her solo work.

prefer this one desu

yep

this is a Björk thread, you're in the wrong thread bub

GOOGLEY EYES

Life's too good is great, but i think their last album has no bad songs on it. it's a 90's classic.

her best

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I think it's amazing desu.

everything in the movie exists to make selma suffer or make her more pathetic and pitiable

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wow, please rewatch if that's all you got from the movie. Selma left Czechoslovakia and the decent life she had there to come to the United States to work some shitty manufacturing job, yet she still finds the beauty in life because she's motivated by the only things she loves in life (musicals and her son gene).

Fucking hell her jawline is amazing

bjork is great but i have to say that choa is better here

youtube.com/watch?v=KmpYnHOkvZs

shes cute in this one

Shoo chodefag

I like all of them, even the remix album.

it's choa and she needs to be recognized

I get that but all it seemed like to me was another reason to feel bad for her.

Chode

CHOA look it up you idiot

Earth intruders is such a banger

True

There's loads of great tracks on Volta. My personal fave is innocence.

do not reply to choa posters or Grimesfags. dont give them attention
this is a Björk thread

you can't ignore the truth
bjork is old news now
choa in everyone else out

C H O D E

it's choa... that's it you're finished

please just ignore this tremendous faggot so he goes away eventually