Ask a abnormally smart drunk finnish person anything (abnormally being that americans are fucking stupid)

Ask a abnormally smart drunk finnish person anything (abnormally being that americans are fucking stupid)

Emma watson looked much cuter when she was jailbait.

abnormally smart does mean a abnormally level of smartness. -1 or -8 ect. (You can look it up in the) as example.

Nah man you just pedo as fuck

It means that i'm certified "genious" according to the nobel system. I dont think that im that smart but people keep saying that to me and i have documented proof.

Also languages are not my strong point what so ever, i only speak 4 languages fluently.

Actually i'm not. And i'd really have no reason to lie on here. I just think she looked cuter when she was jailbait.

You know who else didn't age well? The chick who played wednesday addams in the 1991 movie.

So you fucking idiot american's are not interested on opinions of other countries?

I agree to the highest degree!

They all do, honey.

Vinland fag here: why are nothern people more intelligent

>inb4 typo

>Abnormally smart.
>Makes unsubstantiated assumptions.

Not a great start, fuckwad.

Why is it so easy to hook up with finnish women?

the fact that you generalize an entire continent that is filled with people from all over the world proves you aren't as smart as you claim to be.
nice b8 though.

Our educational system creates if not the smartest, one of the smartest workforce of the entire planet. Also our culture encourages being suspicious and/or critical on everything and everyone we are presented. We are collectively proud of our president of handling one of the dumbest presidents that united states have ever seen. Just check out our new about the matter.

I apologize misspelling or wrong order of words in sentences, im very drunk atm

What is your favorite furniture ?

give me a reason to live

Finnbro

Tell us about the drinking culture of Finland.

This is true. I only know what i read. I only know what i have been thought. Its still funny how shit that we learn here in 6 years of school are thought to you after 14(!) years of school. This is a fact,
this is to invoke discussion. I really dont believe that all americans are dumb, i believe that your coverment has betrayed you trough your education.

I'm not OP, but what specifics do you want? we like social drinking a lot.

>Americans are fucking stupid.

I think you wanted to say north americans...

America is a continent, not a country you stupid cunt...

Is it true that Finland has no minimum wage?

Bed. Its the place i spent most my time.
You got some1 that loves you. Live for him/her or them.
its shit. there is saying "finnish man dont talk or kiss" (suomalainen mies ei puhu eikä pussaa) witch represents also our drinking culture. Also we are not allowed to buy hard liquors after 8pm and beer or other alchoholic stuff after 9pm from stores. This is bullshit. Out coverment is too strong.

do you feel superior to Swedes?
do you like salmiakki?
what did you drink?

That's a pretty smart answer and I totally agree, norse brother.Would happily have a drink with you!

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this is true to a degree, but there is also strong culture of "drinking alone" or "kalsarikännit"
you are right, but generally when we say "americans" you know what we mean. Generalisation is a way to provoke.
We have multible unions that determinate minimum wages of different professions.
we feel that we are, but generally speaking i fear that we are really not. I'm not that fond to salmiakki. I had 12 beer's(karjala, cheapest brand we have) and few shots of whiskey.
Thats, its a shame i live here
Unistall dota2.

I try to answer every question there is and i apologize for misspelling or wrong order of sentences that i may have. im drunk

i love drunk finns

what do you think of traps? do you consume any other substances besides alcohol?

I think that traps are gay in a way. Anything that looks feminine is not a "full" gay but traps are kinda gay.
Its like traps are not gay as long as you dont know that they have no male genetalia. Im actually bi-sexual myself, and i'm in commited relationship with a male. I also like boobs and pussy. Its kinda complicated.

I use alcohol and cannabis, witch is illegal here. you wont get jail time for using but growing or selling you might, depending on the ammounts.

what an unholy photoshop...you wasted your time....gross

Cheapest beer I can get in Québec (Canada) is 8CAD (5.5EURO) for 6 beers at 9% alcool (yes, we like them strong)

We can buy until 23h and we find it at every corner store. For strong liquor it it usually until 22h.

> Im actually bi-sexual myself, and i'm in commited relationship with a male. I also like boobs and pussy.

these are the words of a wise man. do you have any type?
also, do you like horror/gore manga? sorry for lots of strange questions, you just seem interesting

Im a bit jelly, the strongest beer that you can buy in supermarket here is 4.4%. We also have a monopoly corporation "alko" that distributes all the more "hard" liquor, (wine, strong beer, whiskey and so forth). Canada has is good. I like Canada. You guys just buy too much into the 3'rd wave feminism witch is sad.

u male of female
if the latter, please oblige to the rules

in Russia you can buy alcoholic drinks from 9am to 22pm, including beer, but you know Russia, there are lots and lots of places, usually small or run by central asians, usually with payment in cash only, that can sell a bottle of vodka and a pack of cigs to a company of 15 year olds at 3am as if it's nothing.

tbh idk how europeans can stand on an intellectual highhorse while they're being invaded by dirty sand niggers, so do you love your muslim overlords?

vinland fag here, went to russia twice and can confirm that, corner stores over there have more vodka in stock that anything else

i know that lots of finns do "vodka tourism" to Estonia, specially the ones living in Helsinki. Linda lines express sells Helsinki-Tallin round-trip tickets for like 25€, wich is not a price at all considering how much you save on alcohol, it's like 3-6 times cheaper and not run by a molopoly

Yeah, i think and i live my life as a bi-sexual. It might be a stange thing but i believe that sexual preference is a spectrum. Gender however is not.

Female, i like female like a overwatch mai. A litlle thiccccc with a smart mind. Also glasses are my thing :3.
As a male i like the "manly" like. Like a man that takes a lead and does not ask too many questions. Check takeo gouda in ore monogatari (i like anime also)

Not too into horror. i like manga and anime in general. I'm pleased that you find me interesting :) Please ask more, im more than willing to answer!

and here it is, the only argument of the retarded american

go be fat somewhere else faggot

...

Nice to know
We agree, we are in deep broblems with the immigrands (muslims)
torille
Yes, its because alcohol is so expensive here.

Another Finfag here. Our politics isn't that great either. The current government is full of shit. The previous was full of shit. Actually every freaking government after Mauno Koivisto changed the power structure has been pretty much full of shit. Our eduscation system is probably the best in the world, but it still produces a great total of idiots.

How about Huhtasaari for the presiident lol?

As a member of the Finnish Mensa I can tell everyone here that most Finns are annoyingly dumb. I'm sure OP is one of the good guys since he is drunk in the middle of the week. I wish I was.

ap here. Agreed, this is the emotional bullshit that amerfags mostly are.

yes. these corner stores are the peak example of small buisness in Russia.
you can try to choke them with your 150% tax or a list of 1000 restrictions on selling alcohol, but they will not oblige. Truly stubborn, the only warriors of economic freedom. If the revolution ever happens, the angry crowds will be led by the corner shop owners.

vitun apina, jäbä habla savoa kuitenkin

Mensa means really nothing but your ability to solve mathematical equations. Samuli Edelmann is in the Finnish Mensa and he's a fucking moron.

if you ever want to read any horror manga anyway, you absolutely have to start with Junji Itou. Uzumaki and Gyo are pretty long and really absorbing.

> thic c smart girls and "manly" men
w i s e

do you like dystopian books or movies? have you ever been to any other continent?

kek
I remember first time I was worried how I would manage to get alcool by myself because I don't speak russian, only to find most have a FULL GODDAMN WALL OF VODKA even in the smallest shop and I just had to point what I wanted and show rubles!

I agree and will explain more why on my native language (drunk but want to reply)

Tämänhentkinen hallitus on tehnyt paljon, mutta väärin. Olemme samaa mieltä että hallitus on hävinnyt pelin. Harmi että tyhmät huorat ovat jopa meillä tyhmiä... Uskomatonta mitä paskaa suomen televisioonkin valuu tänäpäivänä.. Olen hiukan huolissani. Ei huhtasaarta missään nimessä xD
you are right, we are kinda rude and annoying for we are proud and factual nation. i also agree that even tho we have the if not best, one of the best education systems on the planet, generally finns are pretty dumb. At leat i feel that way.

too thin, but pretty face
some fat on these thighs and it would be 10/10

oulu reporting in

No vittu älä. Joku vitun Putous on tyyliin kansan suosikkisarja. Vitun Helsinki-perheäitisyndrooman ja kukkahattutätien aiheuttama holhousvaltio tämäkin nykyään. Juurikin tuo Jenkeistä levinnyt poliittinen suunta vituttaa tässä kaikista eniten. Urpot pitävät ääntä, eikä kukaan keskustele. Vittu lol.

>I think a hacker learn on their site

cleartimeclock.aqarhellas.com

He's not a member though. I can see everyone who is. But otherwise you are correct.

fact: vodka doesn't have a language. it connects people.
(t. gave up drinking years ago but i still see how vodka culture is very special for some cunts)

did you like our glorious shithole?

this is not true at all.
imaC. Ehkä vähän, opiskelin Kuapijjossa aikoonaa.
There are familiar mangas to me, thanks fot the recommendations!
I find it hard to understand what you mean "dystopian" movies or books. Please elaborate! :)
I have. I have been in many countries due my job as a entrepreneur.

Oh, the Laestadian soon-to-become Orwellian nightmare city of Finland. Holy shit I hate that city.

> dystopian
the opposite of utopia. long story short: everything is bad and everyone suffers. some well-known examples of dystopias are 1984, Brave New World, etc

Internet mahdollistaa platformin, jossa fiksu ei saa ääntään yhtä kuuluville kuin kovaääninen. Yllensä kovaääniset ovat vaan retuja, enemmän tai vähemmän. Elämme surullista aikaa missä on vaikea olla oma itsensä, tai tolkun ihminen.

Agreed to a degree.

>Sorry for being drunk
>Misspelling
>No supporting evidence
>Still somehow better and smarter

Plus dubs confirms.

well you would have one reason to lie

Mistä kaupungista kirjoittelet? Snobien konservatiiviviherhippien Jyväskylä täällä. Puhun siis Jyväskylän yliopistosta. Ei saatana miten hävettää tämä meidän akateeminen jengi.

Have a friend that goes to finland alot and fins think they are above everyone when in reality you are one of the most neckbearded nations on the entire planet.

Ap here. You are right. Im just a drunk genius. Miss spelling, english is not my mother tong.

You guys want me to put up a live stream? Id live to answer to the smart questions you might have :)

For how smart you claim to you are really bad at trolling.

Jypinkylä huutelee! Olemme samaa mieltä, tunnen teidän laitoksen lössiä ja on vähän surullinen meininki :/

post pics first
(no homo tho. but post shirtless pics)

im fat and ugly :/ you dont want to see me shirtless.

Americans are stupid are we? And yet, even as an American, I know that you put "an" before a word beginning with a vowel, not the letter A.

"Ask a abnormally..." = incorrect.
"Ask an abnormally..." = correct.

dude, I even grabbed a "Vodka: connecting people" shirt at the airport on my way back!

It sure did help me meet new people, and those I met were friendly as fuck, though being Canadian seemed to make everyone like me right away, sometimes spending evenings drinking while we were barely able to understand each other (speak, of course!)

Hell I even did have a beer in the first hour with the first drunks that realized I was Canadian, right in Mockba airport waiting for the next flight.

I really liked it, first time it was at Prokhorovka, was taken around to the WW2 memorial and to some popular spring. 2nd was in a smaller rural town of Ivnya in a kind of hotel-in-a-house where one night I ended up being fed way too much vodka by some people celebrating a wedding!

Crazy shit, 10/10 would go again!

Im sorry, english is not my native language and im very bad at languages in general. I hope that i did not offend you in any way.

Talk about bad trolling

>implying amerifats are the norm

what's your greatest accomplishment?

Hey smart guy
How do I win back an ex girlfriend when she left me cause she felt used for sex

I totally understand why she felt that way and looking back I was being an asshole

Didn't know I was hurting her till she left
She told me I hurt her really badly

>feels horrible

Btw she has depression and anxiety so I don't know if that helps at all

im 25 and i run a successful company and i provide salary and good quality of life for many people. im proud that i can make a difference at least for my employees.

Ap here.

Ex is ex. Move on man. There is someone that you deserve. Love wins in the end.

Ikr. Ihan kuin olisi laitettu Jenkkilän republikaanit ja liberaalit idiootit samalle hullujenhuoneelle. Toiset elävät Helsinkiläistyneessä kapitalistikuplassa ja toiset nuolevat Ville Niinistön välilihaa aamupalaksi. Ja minä kun haluaisin vain jutella faktoista.

Valitettavasti tälläinen kolmannen aallone feminismi ja mielipideväritteinen "ota minut huomioon" tyyppinen argumentointi on löytänyt paikkansa meidän koulutusjärjestelmässä ja politiikassa. Elämme vaarallisia aikoja.

What is that?

The more you cry for an old girlfriend the worse you'll feel. Think about it. Was your relationship really that great? Most likely you just made each other unhappy and were together just in sake of "being in love". People aren't even designed into monogamous relationships in the first place.

OP here

If you guys wish i can put up a live stream for more discussion and questions. Just tell me if you would like it or not :)

Laittakaahan jotain suomalaisia nuoria alastomia pilluja näytille! Ei oo suomi-naisia pahemmin näkynyt aikoihin!

Jep. Ja yhtäaikaa iso osa 90-luvun yrittäjistä elää konkurssiveloissa. Sillä välin Arhinmäen perheidylli lintukoto rikkoutuu kun "köyhillä ei ole varaa HopLopiin :DD:D:D:D"

Esti minut kommentoimasta Facebookissa kun kävin vähän avautumassa tämän populismista

Vittu, ei ole helppoa meillä... Ootko sää tää jyväskylän jäbä? Känninen AP kaipaa seuraa..

Maailman pienin viulu soi Arhinmäelle

Olen joo. Köyhäilen itsemurhakapselissani ja mietin että pitäisikö mennä ostamaan sätkäpaperia Veturilta.

Ite vaikutan moventaksen kulmilla. Taitaa olla vähän liian kaukana ja en ole varma tahdonko lähteä enää tänään heilumaan keskustaan... : / Onneks on kaljaa, dänkkii ja viskiä.

Tosin jos jäbäl on kinostusta tulla tänne niin lupaan pitää seuraa ainakin hetken :)

No perkeles, jos dänkkiä löytyy niin tulen seuraksi vaikka heti :D En niin kaljasta enää nykyään perusta. Majailen itse Seppälässä.

No.. Lupaan savut jos löydät tiesi tänne. wicr kakkapylly69 niin laitas koodia mulle.