Be 19

>be 19
>can't fuck gf whit condoms cuz i can't cum that way
>research other methods desided to do a vasectomy, gf doesn't want to take any hormones
>go to the local public hospital(3rd world country), and the urologist says nope because im too young
>argue whit him for 15 minutes
>still no
>cant pay no private clinic i can't find a job
one of you fuckoos must have chopped your own balls safely

Post pics of your dick

just cut it yourself. It's not that hard. Be sure to sterilize your scissors before you do it though. You dont want to get anything infected.

You're a fucking idiot. You're 19, don't get a vasectomy, an almost permanent solution, just because your gf is too dumb to get on the pill or shot.

Why don't you just take a risk of pregnancy and just fuck her? Abortion is not an option or what?

>fuck with condom
>make your partner cum
>remove the condom and clean your dick
>get a blowjob and cum

>Gf doesnt want to take pills
>lol guess im gonna break my dick

My uncle literally gave himself a vasectomy. He just watched medical tutorials on youtube and read some 'guides' in medical textbooks. He bought some Hydro and local pain gell from a dealer and fucking clipped himself. He claims he didn't have insurance and it was a money issue.

>19
>vasectomy

i thought that too, but there is alternatives on being fertile after a vasectomy
>Vasovasostomy
>getting sperm directly from your balls
soo..

Jesus. That's pretty fucking manly tbh.

You'd rather this dumb fuck gift humanity with a bunch of dumb offspring?

>3rd world country
not legal and risky as fuck

Maybe you should find a private urologist who will barter service for service.

>hurr durr it's the woman's problem

best idea yet

You're a fucking retard to even consider getting a vasectomy to have your cummies with some selfish whore who's too self centered to take pills

>>can't fuck gf whit condoms cuz i can't cum that way
stop fapping all the time, retard.

ur dick will never work right again after a vasectomy worst mistake ive ever made

Have her get an IUD. Way less hormones than the pill, you don't have to remember to take it and it isn't fucking mutilation.

who the fuck wants to go through that? That's why I wrote almost permanent. That's such a fuck ass thing to go through just because of your teenage girlfriend. Vasectomies are some shit for 40 year old men who are done having children with their partner.

Your girlfriend wants you to get your tubes all cut up and you sterilize yourself at a young age for a expensive operation over taking a pill once a month, what a dumb selfish bitch. Don't let her do that to you man vasectomy is not a quick easy answer man, it's a life decision and you should thank that doctor for helping you out because you're retarded

Too young? Freeze your sperm.

This thread is fake bait.

>once a month
What's junior high school like?

>too self centered to take pills
>won't wear a condom

allowing your 19 year old boyfriend get a fucking vasectomy because you don't want to go on bc is pretty shitty regardless

What country? Just curious.

>don't want kids
>condoms make me unable to maintain erection and cum
>for some reason I don't look into more sheer materials that are marketed everywhere
>talk to gf
>she refuses to take a simple pill that also helps her regulate her hormones and results in fewer and more predictable periods as well as direct control over her fertility
>wants me to undergo an operation instead of taking a fucking pill
>dumb enough to agree
>doctor uses sound judgement and tells the 19 y/o to fuck off
>get angry
>think anger fixes things because I'm 19
>still think surgery is the best idea


Maybe he should snip you, you're too fucking retarded to reproduce.

>sterilizing yourself
>manly
I don't know about that pal

Fucking this! I have an IUD and i get cream pied all the time. It's not a big deal

it was actually my choice, i thought of the benefits of having one done, like telling if her cheated on me and got preggo, or not paing for condoms, etc

Oh don't be one of THOSE faggots. Nobody likes those faggots.

just castrate yourself with an oven door.
no one wants your pathetic genes to be passed on, anyway.

Sex without a condom only feels like 10% better. Maybe 15%. It's not a big deal.

have the doctor clip your throat while you're at it if you're this retarded

she's scared of IUD stories of getting it stuck in the womb tried to convince her of getting one, they are even free in here(the cooper ones)

Can't remember, shit was awhile ago, college is ok though.
>HURR DURR YOU DONT KNOW THAT THE PILL IS TAKEN THIS AMOUNT OF TIMES A MONTH
I also saw a commerical for some shit saying they had this birth control pill that you take every 3 weeks. Sorry for not being a birth control expert faggot.

If he wants to, I don't see where the problem is.
>gf
>letting
12 year old girl detected

The pill can fuck women's mental state right up. Don't champion that solution so lightly.

In what high school did "cream pie" stop referring to licking the semen out of her vagina after it was deposited?

You're afraid of having an ass baby? Silly faggot.

The sack is still there when you get it. Don't get one and say you did, if she gets pregnant, that can happen even if you get one.

It is the woman's fucking problem, moron. So her bf should sterilize himself because she doesn't want to take a goddamn pill? Why doesn't she get her ovaries chopped off in his place?

>she's scared of IUD stories of getting it stuck in the womb tried to convince her of getting one, they are even free in here(the cooper ones)
They're supposed to be implanted and removed by a medical professional anyway. If it gets stuck, they'll fix it.
She needs to talk to a medical professional and stop listening to urban legends. It's only fair, you did.

the problem is that he's a teenager and she can't be too far from his age. they're too immature to make a decision like this based off of their, what, probably >1 or 2 year long relationship

I full heartedly support your efforts to remove your genes from the breed pool. I can sadly offer no advice other thsn maybe tying a rubber band really tight around your balls during sex to keep the sperm from exiting your penis.

That is rare, the worst that happened to me is passing out after it was over, but i have a condition that makes me do that anyway. Tell her not to be suck a spoiled whore and woman up.

>woman's fucking problem
It's your problem if you want to get that pussy, you entitled little neetsoc. Your seed is worthless. Go kill yourself and never reproduce.

I knew I wanted to be fixed when I was 17 or so. Over the quarter of a century plus since, no change.

fucking beta manlets, i swear, never learn, never learn.

everyday for 3 weeks, then off for shark week.
others are everyday and if they miss one or two in a row it can fuck up their cycle and give them like super PMS.

source: i've been with the same woman since we were 15. she's done a few different kinds of pills, the ring thing, iud, and some hippy bullshit involving rosemary and quinoa or something. she's a lot cooler without the birth control, honestly. less moody, lost just enough weight to still have hips and tits but won't crush my pelvis during snu snu.

op needs to stop beating his meat to andy sixx and accept wearing a condom.

>implying that only men ever want to have sex

Women want dick as much as men want pussy. If you don't recognize this, then you're the NEET.

if this is really OP, how long have you guys been together?

Creampie hasn't meant this since I was born which was 22 years ago autist. You been eating your semen out of cunts for years now? That's not what she means when she says creampie me.

Unironically this. If you two fucking retards can't even approach birth control as a mutual problem, you really don't even have any business having sex.

I almost replied tits or GTFO here but I decided I'd be sincere instead. I must be in a rare mood.

women want to fuck as much as guys, but guys don't have the possibility of getting pregnant and dealing wtih all the shit related to it.
if you don't like it, there's plenty of retarded dudebros who'll fuck you for a case of pbr

get those pills that they use to chemically neuter dogs

Some niggas just like that pussy raw, can't say i don't, condoms just feel weird to me to, I can fuck with them on sometimes but it's like a rubber cage around your dick, almost like those cuck cage faggots but not as bad. Honestly think she should try just getting the iud, and then seeing how shit goes.

not me, 2 years last month
Paraguay(world's pot producer)
would consider trying to convince her after this

this

as a guy, I believe that in the case of an accidental pregnancy it is up to the guy to contribute to either the abortion or obviously child support. doesn't only affect women

>Paraguay
right. and I live in narnia.

>Paraguay
There are a couple of you fags on Sup Forums and they're kinda funny. But yeah man, Catholics are retarded about this shit so good luck.

>and don't have to deal with all the shit related to it
Now I know you're retarded, WHO PUT ON THIER BIG BOY PANTS THIS MORNING?

smoke weed you'll cum easier

shhhh. Please do not interfere with natural selection at work

go anal or just whip it out and cum on her

That's me. Not OP.

>born 22 years ago
I've been getting pussy for longer than you were a twinkle in daddy's eye. Grow some perspective, little man.
>You been eating your semen out of cunts for years now
No, and that's what's fucking with me every time I read this term being misused these days.

OP, for the love of god, don't give yourself a vasectomy like some of the people in this thread are suggesting. Unless you're a trained profession, you could easily fuck yourself up hard.

the male doesn't run a risk of being permanently sterilized or killed.

actually tried that, and failed, i was so out of it that endend offing myself with the condom still on.

You should convince her, it is safe and the moat reliability form of birth control. And she doesn't even have to do anything, it hurts a little but it only takes 10 min

All the faggots in this thread saying his gf is selfish or a whore

This nigga literally just has to wrap his dick, like an adult, and it's not an issue. But no, gf should alter her hormones which may remove her sex drive completely, or make her a landwhale so he doesn't have to where a condom? Grow the fuck up kiddo.

>men can get pregnant

Just pull out you little bitch. I raw dogged for years and never got anyone pregnant until we actually tried.

Stop cumming in 3 seconds like a virgin

You can do anything if you set your mind to it

Kek, roll

Nice anecdotal evidence you walking abortion. I can't even fathom the total amount of misery added to the world by both parents and children of parents who followed this exact line of thinking and weren't as lucky as you.

If you're really that stupid you don't deserve to bre... you know what, look up how they neuter animals. I'm sure you'll figure it out how to do it to yourself.

Then why doesn't she take the goddamn responsibility, huh? Are you saying women are too dumb/fragile to be responsible for their own reproductive choices? Looks like there's only one sexist here and it's you.

Rap a ruder band around the top of your balls and wait a few weeks they should fall off

Literally just stop jacking off and looking at porn. Your sensitivity will come back after a week or two.

umad?

Tried raw, and once actually lasted like 30 minutes, still hard but could off inside, the problem was that she freaked out bc no pills, and ended taking the next day pill

Why does this turn me on?

this

>no logical counter argument
Wew-lad.

>I'm sure you'll figure it out how to do it to yourself.
they chop of the balls so you would transform into a faggot whit no hormones

Because you really wish life was an anime and there is no meaning to it all unless you stand out somehow

I don't want it done to me, I want to do it to a cute boy of course!

OP let's meet up and I'll make you a eunuch for free.

>wants a logical counter argument to "DURR I CANT GET PREGNANT SO I CAN FUCK WITHOUT ANY CONSIDERATION OF ANYTHING BUT MYSELF"

Not one of you shitheads seem to know that a IUD doesn't protect from VD, and not all girls CAN take hormones 'cause it fucks up the body real good. Learn how to keep hard with a condom or seek help for ED.

See post:

Fuckin poke and hope like a real gamblin man

copper IUD for your gf dude
no hormones, lasts for 10 years

A cobra with no venom is a belt. Don't be an idiot. You will tire of her but more likely since you are a beta she will cheat on you. Wait a year before you go through with it. Prophecy made.

>they chop of the balls so you would transform into a faggot whit no hormones
there's some chemical they use to neuter show dogs because, for whatever fucking reason, those kennel club savages just have to see dog balls.

Urologist here. Vasectomies are fully reversible, the reason for not doing them on too young people is that the government does not want to pay for two unnecessary surgeries.

You're entire argument is that it's not your problem. There's no counter to you being a selfish child.

>A cobra with no venom is a belt.
Who'd you hear this one from, your alcoholic redneck uncle?

consider reading the thread

Sorry, but I'm enjoying peeing standing up and I have a purpose in life already...
Unless...you're a cute girl who wants a taller, muscular girl with big shoulders to fist her? ;)
Would consider...

Im thinking about getting one as wife and I are done having kids. She has had bad expetience on birth control, so vesectomy is logical option since we both prefer no condom. Issue is that I had undescended testicle/corrective surgery and have read that can complicate the vesectomy procedure given scar tissue.