Bona nit

Bona nit.

My name is Joan Genís i Montferrer. I'm a 27 year old American Cataboo (Catalan culture fan for you caracollons). I grow wine on my vineyard and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoy superior Catalan passtimes (castells, sardana, watching Barça games). I train with my wine press every day, this superior tool can squeeze all of the wine out of grapes because it is "molt fort," and is vastly superior to any other method of wine production. I earned my grower's license two years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Catalan fluently, in both the Girona and Andorra dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Catalan culture and the code of the Crown of Aragon, which I follow 100%. When I get my visa, I am planning on moving to Garrotxa to work as a hand on a goat farm to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a vineyard owner in Alt Urgell or a Catalan language professor at Universitat Autònoma de Barcelona.

I own several barretines, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Catalunya, so I can fit in. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak Catalan as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Catalunya!

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Estic fins als collons de tots vosaltres.

CHI

la mara del tanu noiet osties

please tell me Cataboos aren't a thing...

Into oven u go jordi

Aren't you that same guy who wants Spain to anschluss Portugal?

Guess what, I'm also a Portuboo. Vai-te foder caralho.

They are. Most are anarchists who read Homage to Catalonia and go around shouting things like "VISCA POUM!"

That looks way too elaborate to be bait. Good luck with your new life lad

I hope that the OP is a Catalan on vacations there