/hoc/ "master race" edition

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>rags

Good choice of pic. Everyone should know that Laine might be swedish, since that pic is taken in Sweden

FIRST OFF
FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQCUE YOU CLAIM
WEST SIDE
WHEN WE RIDE
COME EQIPPED WITH GAME
YOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
WE BLOSSOM BAD BOYS NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFE

Someone post Laine's facebook posts :D

How may I assist you?

EPIC MEME

This is a very good and very IMPORTANT post that all of /hoc/ needs to read.

At least he can do something unlike some other Finnish bust :^)

>Washington unironically traded their future for another player past his prime

>Granlund single-handedly beat a quartet of Kings earning a collective $35.45 million for a highlight-reel, 20th goal of the season.

>getting rekt by a 25 year old finnish manlet

What did the kangz mean by this?

how can you be so sure?
everything in this picture is american

Thank you, I appreciate the support

>Laine might be Swedish

Didn't you already steal one of the Finns' top prospect?

>NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFE
Like how geese mate for life. I very much doubt that claim is accurate.

other way around. all top "finns" are stolen

aho, for example, is fennoswede. read SWEDISH

>Ottawa unironically traded their future for another player past his prime

>Ottawa had a future

What did he mean by this?

there is a difference between "fuck" and "staying with a prtner".


off to grandma's birthday party, she turns 90!

I will never not be mad about that trade. Fuck George McPhee for trying to save his job. That faggot never once put a decent team around Ovi and I hope Vegas never sniffs the playoffs and hes out of a job again.

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No, but they stole Pulju. Probably stole Granlund too

>Wild and Capitals beefing up for Stan Lee run
>Atleast one team will choke in incredible fashion

Who will have the biggest fall? Will they both choke again.

>Trading for the corpse of Alex Burrows while giving away a B prospect
Really makes the neurons fire

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Choke off final, book it.

>meet in finals
>one will have to choke

Both because it's going to be a rematch of last year

remind me never to play you in geoguessr

No he's not. Wtf are talking about?

>implying anyone is going to read the thread with 520+ posts

Where are my trades... where are my TRAAAAAAAADES!

>implying wild will beat the Hawks
>Implying Capitals will make it past the 2nd round.

Try reddit

Is Benning elite?

i'll trade you to reddit for a bag of pucks + future considerations (more bags of pucks if you stay there forever)

Fuck off and start mentally preparing for your inevitable 2nd round exit

Yeeeaah, I'll remind you. Sure thing.. :)

he traded for the wrong granbust

Literally no one likes you
How do you deal with that on a daily basis?

Spent my whole sports watching career doing that friend.

P O S T B U T T

>aho
>fennoswede

nigga you kray

>he cares about countries other than the 3 most influential and most powerful countries on the planet (Canada/Russia/China)

There is no right granlund

>taking the how may I assist you post from the marner a cute guy

Rude

It's pathetic not rude. Coilers fags can't think for themselves.

>Laine has more 30 goal seasons than Coller McBroken

Is McDavid a bust?

>China
>China
>China

He can rack up secondary assists with the best of 'em

you could say he's a secondary how may i assist you poster

NHL might expand into China soon.

Once Chinese blood mixes with USA blood, ChinaSA will be the global producers of top prospects and good hockey. (Mexibusts can get BTFO)

Bought parts for a new computer today, lads. All ready for split-screen playoff watching and /hoc/ shitposting.

>Secondary assists

Why do people care about irrelevant advanced stats?

>there are 1031 Aho's in Sweden
>there are 7607 Aho's in Finland
>8638 in total
>there is a 13.5% chance that he's swedish
Makes me think...

Gretzky dubs confirm Aho is swedish

Finns aren't mongols.

Don't mind me, just posting the ONLY reason the Ducks are in a playoff position right now

What will the Finns do when the Jest miss the playoffs and the Mild lose in the first round?

Kill themselves, I imagine.

Take your uralic language and go back to Siberia

That's not Carlyle.

>there are 2599 Granlund's in Sweden
>there are 1255 Granlund's in Finland
>3854 in total
>there is a 67.5% chance that Granlund is swedish
VERY interesting!

Great observation, Canada!

>hoc thread full of hypotheticals
Love these when the btfo rolls around

Best be joking m8

>mfw bitch boy austin pigsnout doesn't have three hat tricks

>Kill themselves, I imagine.
That was always in the works, desu

>27 goals with goalies in the net

kek

Old statistics.

what kind of player peaks in their first game?

>Greece this low with the denbts

What did they mean by this?

There are allegedly 6.5million Finns on the planet. That is out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up roughly 0.0912% of the planet.

Thats not 9%, thats point zero nine percent, thats less than a tenth of a percent.

To put it another way 99% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.

Now the best government cencuses have a margin of error of about 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% plus or minus 1%.

In Conclusion there is a 50/50 chance Finland does not exist.

Weird how he has the same number of goals as the next Ovechkin with zero empty netters.

>there are 7 swedes who have "Hockey" as their surname

Holy shit Lithuania

Barkov is the best finnish player atm.

>mfw Mongol Laine has never scored 4 goals in a single game

who here /nyr/?

trying to claim russians as your own now?

you people are fucking disgusting

finland has to step it up

Non-empty-net goals and first assists:

Matthews: 46
Laine: 39

>196 cm
> Blonde hair
>Blue eyes

>mongol

I don't think so

always wondered about hungary. even the bozgors here dont off themselves that often.

>his team doesn't have a player with 70 points
Lmao, why even live?

Laine was a goaler until 6 years ago and he's already better than butthews who has skated forward his whole life lmao

>Fehr put on waivers
>Daley placed on LTIR

Holy fuck Duchene to the Pens is actually happening somebody fucking stop it!

He plays for Finnish national team.

>grease that low
How do we fix this, /hoc/?

>Duchene
>Not Landaskog

What would Pongs do with Duchene? 3rd line Center?

And we all know that ages 5-12 is when the most important hockey development occurs.

>generational talent cant score a free gwg

If Fennosweeds are swedish, then french canadians are french.

Know who can score free GWG though?

Wew lad Mcmeme is ugly as shit, Eberle looks like more of a franchise player somehow

>be Laine fan
>nothing better to do than make loud autistic screeches and sniff glue

>he thinks Canadians want to claim frogs

>Matthews plays the entire season on the third line with a children's book author and a revolving door of other rookies
>scores more goals than """"""The Next Ovechkin"""""""
>out-plays """"the best Finn since rookie-year-peaker Teemu Salami"""""
>singlehandedly destroys the one-man """""""Finnish Golden Generation""""""

I was led to believe size trumps all. Strange that Dubois has busted so hard then hmm really niggles my neuronal network

well played caps well played...

HOWEVER

can I be Canada's and USA's friend even though I'm a Finn?

THIS!
Laine fans are disgusting southerner scum.

Pulju fans on the other hand... they are sophisticated northerners.
Where my Pulju-bros at?