Has anyone used one of these? They look like fun

Has anyone used one of these? They look like fun.

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The fuck is that? Some kind of steam engine?

'egg' laying dildo

The fuck is that? Some kind of mining equipment?

what kind of mutant hands are those?

I wish

The fuck is that? Some kind of sandwich press?

Stock image.

The fuck is that? Some kind of satellite launcher?

The fuck is that? Some kind of drain cleaner?

The fuck is that? Some kind of tortilla press?

this thread triggers me

The fuck is that? Some kind of oil and gas refinery?

I'm sorry, user.

Ovispoore?

The fuck is that? Some kind of egg laying dildo?

That doesn't make sense.
Why would a PENIS excrete eggs

The fuck is that? Some kind of alien anal probe?

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The fuck is that? Some kind of accidentally the whole turkey?

man thats my dream

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Gay

And are all confused so explain and post linky op

The fuck is that? A hungry hungry hippo?

The fact is that? A man-made tool to artificially replicate the general production of eggs?

oviposition dont judge me

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The fuck is that? Some kind of attorney?

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The fuck is that? Some kind of gas-powered dildo launcher?

The fuck is that? Some kind of meat processor?

Why? What is so great about a plastic dick putting fake eggs into your ass/snatch? Help me out I really don't get it.

The fuck is that? Some kind of electric scooter?

The fuck is that? Some kind of quantum entanglement device?

The fuck is that? Some kind of new suppository?

Because why not.

The fuck is that? Some kind of quadrasing multiplar antidisenfloxulator?

The fuck is that? The new Dr's Sonic screwdriver?

>tfw not a gril so if i use the splorch i get rubber eggs lodged in my colon and have to explain to the doctor

the fuck is that? some kind of blender?

The fuck is this thread? Reddit?

The fuck is that? Some kind of new Saw movie?

Reddit gold to you sir :)

The fuck is that? Some kind of doomsday device?

Fuck is that? Some kind of space walking boot?

The fuck is that? Some kind of easter egg hider?

Awe, I know what that is. Hey! What the hell is that thing?

Where can I find porn of this being used

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Can you show this thing in action plz?

The fuck is that? Some kind of faggot sword?

What is that, a coffee machine?

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Eggs are gelatin.

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is that some kind of teapot?

Stop posting this faggot

Yep, goes up the pooper

Very interesting concept. Do you think it would insert frozen balls of habanero sauce into a vagina or anus? Not asking for me.

Yes.

Don't see why not

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The fuck is that? Goat Tears being wrung out of a Muslim prayer rug?

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You can tell this is a reddit thread because most of the posts are identical with slight variations. They think its being original.

Had a buddy whos used one, he loves the fuck out of it

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is that a pussy?
are you supposed to stick your dick in there?

at this point im not sure what you're supposed to do with it. maybe wear it as a hat?

The fuck is that a baby fetuse eating some orphans tears?

I tried turning it on and it said I did not have enough pylons...

lick to activate slap to adjust settings

the fuck is that? some kind of battletoads?

and then we call pawn stars asking for bad dragon toys

youtu.be/lIza6bnfXP4

What the fuck is that? My fetish?

this..

youtube.com/watch?v=yfXiNyHYdFE

I want one.

what if the eggs get stuck tho

what the fuck is this

It's gelatin. I'd assume it would dissolve.

what if shit gets stuck

youtu.be/UcfWCIi1vMg

The fuck is that? Some kind of minerals and pylons?

The fuck is that? Some kind of disembodied cloaca?

>I imagine aliens are quite goopy and messy
Fucking Kek Almighty

Anal beads are cheaper and would give the same stimulation.

If you want something that'll blow your mind buy a prostate vibrator.