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Sargon edition

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Too nervous to make the first post

i think you just did

meh

doing a fucking poo

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

WOW settle down lad

Icelanders and their perfect poos

love pints

Heard there was a bunch of thirsty Brit virgins here hahaha

update
bum is clean

Here we are...

I hate myself

A modern day philosopher

Doing a poo rn

the worst part about those is it gets in your asshairs so you literally need a bidet and a wiping cloth to remove every particle of shit.

so what do I do? I use one of these and shit like a pajeet since i'm not gay and my asshole will clinch off those smushy ones. americans use a LOT of toilet paper and we need A BIG bowl. so eat organic and save your microbiome buddy

Elias BENDER Ronnenfelt
not gay but he's handsome and a very talented musician

...

The lads

cheeky late night wank is on the cards i reckon lads

anyone else doing the same

that twat who made the roll your politifu post got banned hahaha

Finally off the sertraline lads.

me about to get blown up by le creeper

think someone got banned or something

He also said he is voting Tory in the election.

I'm all wanked out

finally on the sertraline lads

Sone doing a poo

how long were you on it for?

coming up on 1 year on it myself

Has he literally ever supported a left wing candidate

So what's this /bant/ all about? /brit/ isn't going to be forced off Sup Forums to there is it?

afaik no

anime

...is gay.

Best thing I ever did was quitting anime

>having arse hair

/bant/ is the ultimate pleb filter
we'll get an exodus of non-trips, the bad yanks (about 38% of them), the bad leafs (about 48% of them) and THE bad aussie

dunno if it's that bad but I once dug through my sisters underwear and came in them and then put them back

genuinely no idea why I did it, was back when exposed g strings were a thing in like 2007

Baby I'm a beamer boy
I need a beamer, boy

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gay
nonce

*unfilters*

>/bant/ is the ultimate pleb filter
Wrong

That's filtering America haha

*refilters*

About a year and half. Has it helped you ?

what game even is this
good post
i am straight

its good and straight

it's Sup Forums, have a quick look at the brit thread

>My own poop (everybody eats that once at least, I guess)

no they don't you fucking dirty bitch

yeah a bit

assured to die alone/won't attend his own funeral

Trumpcare will probably end up killing an appreciable number of his voters between the preexisting condition protection rollback and the medicaid cuts

He's Indian
They live in a poo house with poo windows. Poo is the colour of all that they wear

you read too much fake news bud

it's not going to make it out of the senate the way it is now

Trump is a crypto Jew his job is to pacify the white man with a false sense of security while slowly killing him

The courts will just block it anyway

maybe it's you
maybe it's me
maybe it's just the constant rhythm of the sea

People will defend this by saying
>but he said he wouldn't rape her!
but the statement is very clearly loaded and not intended as anything else but an insult. People choose to read it as:
>I wouldn't rape you
but in actuality it is
>I wouldn't even rape you
the "even" makes a huge difference considering it implies that the person is so below you that you wouldn't even put the effort into raping them, and in fact the statement implies that you condone rape only not towards that person

tl;dr it's fucking edge shit that's easily dissected but when you do people will claim you're triggered for pointing out that edgelords are retarded.

watch his political compass video, he is very clearly centre left in the contemporary sense. Also citation on the vietnam I would love to hear it.

Never had a cheeky lick when your finger goes through the big roll?

they can't it's not an executive order it's congressional legislation which means it would stand until it was struck down by the supreme court

the bill in its current form has only passed the house though so it's not law yet and will be heavily revised by the senate

Got be up at 9 to see the therapist
Should I take a sleeping pill and go to bed now or stay up all night?

youtu.be/DT--RnOYORI?t=3m27s
this is the year 2005 for god's sake

i wish i sounded like you, i hate my welsh accent so much

>everybody eats that once at least, I guess

His Kyle kulinski video

"Brazillians live there" - Prince Phillip on the problems facing Brazil

Whatever makes you the craziest

Don't dislike twitter but there's too many bleeding hearts.

not gay? hmmm not a fan

wait did sargon rape someone?

How do I use one of these?

it's literally the same as obamacare except serious illnesses are levied by the gubbamint(tax dollars) instead of people's pockets, and no, taxes won't be going up

a television? Just turn it on

Sargon must be a bit of a bender. Jess' mother of 3 boobs make her a total milf.

im poo
daba pee daba die
daba pee daba die
daba pee daba die
im poo

The republicrooks are using it to give a $1 trillion tax cut to the ultra-rich

no im not gay but his music's the best post-punk i've heard this millenium and his pictures are nice to look at just a bit but not in a gay way

don't care

Ah, the classic Sup Forums televisionroo.

poo are the streets and all the trees are too

LOST ANOTHER GAME OF HERO PUSH

>no im not gay but his music's the best post-punk i've heard this millenium and his pictures are nice to look at just a bit but not in a gay way

i feel like most of the yanks outside of /brit/ and some of the more niche boards are legitimately stupid rednecks from some hick town in the midwest who wear baggy jeans, support the troops t shirts, and chew tobacco.

whos fault was it

would vote for corbyn if he didn't want to flood us with muslamics

just wanked but could't piss afterwards
concerning
might have another

my teammates

Corbyn doesn't want to flood us with muslamics

no, fuck off brit

not sure what you're implying to be quite honest

have you tried drinking some water

what's wrong with that?

wish i was born a briton desu

he does

Can't believe my apartment application got accepted. It's a pretty nice area right next to work.

If my life keeps going this well, the depression might actually disappear. That would mean I'd stop posting here. I'd get a girlfriend... Nah. I'll probably just be a creepy loner.

i'll try but i don't feel thirsty

No he doesn't

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE RETARDOS SENIORES!!!!

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Brazil>Britain

youtube.com/watch?v=_Re6pZri8Gw

why's that